Sep 092018
 

Say what you will about the style of presentation, the arguments laid out in the video below about the importance of adhering to established canon in our common cultural myths – Star Trek, Star Wars and the like – are hard to dispute.

The willingness of so many property owners to violate their own canon (an example given in the video is “Star Trek Discovery” Klingorks having a cloaking device ten years before the Romulans invented the thing) is irritating on a number of levels But for me, there are two primary sources of annoyance:

1: The cognitive dissonance, the destruction of the possibility of willing suspension of disbelief

2: The pure laziness of it.

One of the reasons why I prefer *good* science fiction to *good* fantasy is that science fiction lives in a world of rules. Even if you have established that your spaceships have hyperdrives, grav plating and deflector shields (all things that violate currently understood laws of physics), you still have rules… the laws of physics may be different in Star Trek than in reality, but Scotty will still point out to you that those laws exist. If you box your characters into a corner, they can only get out by working within the system. In fantasy, you can have magical crap happen that comes out of the blue. The wizard pulls an obscure spell out of his grimoire. A ghost walks through the wall and drags the bag guy to Hell. That sort of thing. Being forced to work within the established rules makes the writer be smarter, which makes the characters smarter.

Similarly, not violating established canon of timelines and character background and character *appearance* may make things marginally more difficult for new writers in a franchise… but that difficulty forges better product. Let’s imagine that there was an Arbiter Of Star Trek Canon who had the legal ability to utterly quash anti-canon stuff. The creators of STD would have had a massive problem. No “spore drive.” no cloaking device. No Klingons who suddenly care very deeply about the corpses of their dead and who eat their enemies. No ships that look not only far more advanced than those in TOS, but which barely look like they belong in the same universe. These and other rulings would have pretty much doomed STD as a prequel series. But you know what? Make it a post-Voyager sequel series and a lot of these objections go away. A *lot* of the fanbase would have been a whole lot happier.

Only touched upon in the video is the politics of canon-busting. If you make a sequel series to some sci-fi series from the mid 70’s that virtually nobody remembers and you decide to mess with the established canon…w ell, really, who cares. By definition it had little to no cultural impact.But if you meddle with Star Trek or James Bond or Superman, you’re meddling with something of great importance to not only individual fans but to the culture at large. This is not exactly revelatory. So if someone is changing a “cultural myth,” you have to wonder *why,* especially when there’s no good reason for them to do so… apart from political reasons. And when they respond to your opposition with accusations that have nothing to do with your opposition… then you know.

 Posted by at 11:45 am
Sep 082018
 

The A-10 is a hell of a plane. There will be no more of them, and no more like them. And that’s a shame ona  certain level; a plane that can bring a pilot home after taking a Mighty Blow from the enemy is of course a wonderful thing. But the role of the A-10 is being taken by the likes of the F-35 and drones; the F-35 *should* be survivable by dint of its stealthiness and high altitude; the drones will be survivable because, well, there’s nobody to kill. A drone might have the ruggedness of a Faberge egg, but if one gets blown to bits…meh. Only money.

On the other hand, no drone pilot will ever have a story like this guys:

 Posted by at 8:30 pm
Sep 082018
 

Photos from a week or so ago. It has not meaningfully rained in months; the consequence is lots of dust and smoke in the air. On most levels that… well, it sucks. But within a certain subset of photography, it can result in some interesting shots.

 Posted by at 5:38 pm
Sep 082018
 

Because of course I did, I spooled up the video for Toto’s “Africa:”

If you were listening to pop music in 1982, you had this song damn near on perpetual repeat in your head.

Anyway, I scrolled down to the comments in the YouTube video, and prit near laughed myself fuzzy at this one:

My sister had to write a paper about a question that affects the world. I said her topic should be, “Does Toto really bless the rains down in Africa?” She gave me a cold stare and asked what I was talking about. It was at that moment I realized that we weren’t related.

 

 

 Posted by at 12:27 am
Sep 062018
 

Transgender person accused of rape is remanded into female prison and sexually assaults inmates within days

a transgender inmate, charged with raping a woman, sexually assaulted four fellow inmates just days after being remanded into an all female jail.

The solution to this problem seems to me to be obvious: unisex prisons for those convicted of violent crimes. Not prisons where male and female and “other” prisoners can mix freely, but prisons where the prisoners stay in their individual cells unless specifically released for some officially sanctioned purpose. This would eliminate the entire problem of violence in prisons, as well as drug use and learning new anti-social skills from each other.

 Posted by at 5:29 pm
Sep 062018
 

Though I bet it gave the stenographer instant carpal tunnel…

Now that the Democrats have convincingly demonstrated that we are now well past the days when the Senate understood the concept of “advise and consent,” when they would vote for the Presidents Supreme court picks even if they disagreed with the picks ideology because picking the USSC was the Presidents job, at least we can look forward to occasionally interesting and entertaining ways to drown out the loons who think that their voice needs to be raised at all times. It will be a fun slide into the destruction of the Republic.

 

 Posted by at 9:42 am
Sep 052018
 

Behold the wild speculation:

Strange footprints discovered FOUR KILOMETRES beneath ocean surface

The facts: a track of 2.5 meter long prints of some kind were spotted via sonar on the floor of the Pacific. That is of course interesting:

The article starts off yammering about UFOs and that sort of rubbish, but does eventually get around to mentioning that sperm whales have been known to snuffle along the ocean floor for purposes of their own.

The article fails to mention the true source of these footprints: a sleepwalker from R’lyeh.

 

 

 

 Posted by at 8:36 pm
Sep 052018
 

A 1969 Bell Helicopter design for a high speed stowed-rotor tiltrotor. This was meant for USAF search and rescue and featured gun turrets fore and aft (each with a Minigun) and four turboshaft engines under the wings. Doubtless the gearing from the engines up through the pylons and along the wings to the nacelles would have been an engineering nightmare. But if it worked, it would have resulted in a tiltrotor with the hover performance of the V-22 and a cruise speed of 400 knots.

An article on the similar D270-900-112 (the main visual difference being that the engines were separately podded) was included in US VTOL Projects #1.

I have made the much-larger full-rez scan of the cutaway available to $10+ APR Patreon patrons. If this sort of thing is of interest, please consider signing up for the APR Patreon.

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 Posted by at 8:19 pm
Sep 052018
 

OK, you durn younguns too young to have seen Ralph Bakshi’s 1977 animated film “Wizards,” here’s a good and distinctly NSFW rundown:

“Wizards” was incredibly odd even then, and as the presenter here notes, this movie filled with sex and drugs and Nazis and violence and blood and gore had the same rating as “Frozen.” As he also notes, the anatomically correct and terribly non-Disneyesque elf princess Elinore is now arguably a Disney Princess.

As just plain bizarre as this movie was, filled with plot holes and budget limitations and acid flashback animation, the way in which the Good Wizard ultimately defeats the Evil Wizard always – since I first saw this on HBO circa 1978 or so – struck me as just simply spectacular and was something I’ve long wanted to pilfer. For example: in my own unwritten Harry Potter fanfiction from before “The Deathly Hallows” came out, I wanted to end the thing with a massive battle between the Good Wizards and Voldemorts forces, with Voldemort gaining the upper hand. And just before he strikes Harry down, James Bond (Daniel Craig version) steps out of the shadows and caps Voldemort in the noggin (and, yes, I had it all worked out how that could have been done. Gah.). *THAT* would have been an ending worth watching.

“The safe word is ‘Frazetta’.”

 

 Posted by at 12:07 pm