Jan 162009
 

When I first moved in this place in 2004, the environs around my house were *lousy* with pheasants. Horrible screechy critters they are. When the local cats realized that my house was the place to be, the pheasants moved on (or were moved on). But now that winter’s here, they’ve come back in force, as loud and dumb as ever. The one bit of evidence foa  thought process I’ve seen is that they scatter when a human approaches. But they *don’t* scatter when a car approaches, even if they are in the middle of the road. Of course, once the car’s gone… there’ buckets of pheasant bits, scattered all over the road.

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 Posted by at 2:35 am
Jan 162009
 

As I’ve pointed out previously, I get twitchy when people abuse the label “hero.” Too many schmoes who were doing nothing actually heroic get labelled as such (see: “Sports hero”). But sometmes, somebody does something truly badass, and actually deserves some praise. Take, for example, Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger, III, the pilot of US Airways Flight 1549, which crashed into the Hudson river today. In case you’ve been living in a cave for the past 24 hours, this Airbus apparently ran into a flock of birds, which trashed the engines. In most such cases, you’d expect the plane to make a major hole in the ground, or, in this case, to go cartwheeling across the surface of the river. But instead, Captain Sullenberger managed to make his plane do this:

Bringing in a dead airplane for a water landing with the result that the plane is so intact and stable that the passengers can actually stand on the wings while they await rescue? That’s friggen’ AWSOME.

Read more about him at The Smoking Gun. Feel free to then pimp slap the next smug celebrity you see.

 Posted by at 2:05 am
Jan 152009
 

At least, not in Sweden…

Sweden to ban mercury

Mercury is to be banned in Sweden starting June 1st, environment minister Andreas Carlgren has announced.

The ban prohibits products containing the heavy metal from being brought to market in Sweden.

“Mercury is now dead and buried,” Carlgren said.

The actual decision is set to be taken by the government when it meets on Thursday.

In addition to a ban on products containing mercury, the prohibition also means the substance can no longer be used in manufacturing or dentistry.

Heh. None of those compact fluorescent lights for Sweden…

 Posted by at 8:17 pm
Jan 152009
 

Car that turns into a plane in 15 seconds prepares for take-off

Said to be the first flying car with wings that fold up automatically at the push of a button, the Terrafugia Transition should be equally at home in the sky or on the road.

It can switch from being a two-seater road car to a plane in only 15 seconds.

If the vehicle survives its first test flight, it is expected to land in showrooms in about 18 months’ time.

Its maker says it is easy to keep and run because it uses normal unleaded fuel and will fit into a garage.

Here’s hoping that everything works out well. There are all kinds of opportunities for disaster here, from technical failures to politicians and bureaucrats screwing things up. But if they make a go of it… I want one. Really badly.

A 500-mile range would mean I’d have to stop for gas about 4 times to fly home to visit friends and family (about 1800 miles, driving). Assuming gas goes back up to $2/gallon, that’d be 8 fuel stops in the round trip, for a total of 160 gallons… $320 dollars for fuel. Assuming a cruising speed of 115 MPH, that’d be about 31 hours total flying time. Add in another 8 hours or so for the fueling ops (and potty breaks). Compare that to flying commercial, which runs about $550 for the round trip, and means getting up typically at about 4 AM to get where I’m going around 5 PM or so… a total of 26 hours or so travelling, round trip. It’d be slower than flying commercial, slightly cheaper, and a hell of a lot more flexible.

The second-gen version should fly faster and more fuel efficiently, I’d imagine.

 Posted by at 4:42 pm
Jan 152009
 

I just got this email:

Good day,

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I have decided to release the sum of $1.970.000.00 (One million Nine Hundred and seventy Thousand US DOLLARS) deposited with my Bank; I want you to use these amount to make the world a better place for the poor and less privileged, help the needy and also help your family members.I have no child, no wife, and no family; lost my whole family to a fatal accident in London. I would turn 77 years shortlly.

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Contact name: Barister. Laurence fred.
Email address: laurence_alfred001@yahoo.fr Office address: NO;16 ede st. ogbonnabali ph Rivers state Nigeria

He will direct you on what to do to recieve these funds immediately, I have passed on my instructions to him so feel free to contact him. And also make sure you use this money in the help of humanity.I wish you the very best in life. Always pray for my soul to rest in perfect peace, I would be a very happy man even in death if you use these amount for Good work to help humanity. I am 77 years old now and was good to everyone.. I would want you to please assure me that you would help me carry on the good work.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU USE THE MONEY AS INSTRUCTED.

Engr.Rishisiahmed.

Who the hell still falls for this crap?

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 Posted by at 3:09 pm
Jan 152009
 

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Today I took three of the outdoor farmcats to the vet, to get checked for feline leukemia and vaccinations and such. Not a one of them thought it was an exciting fun-filled adventure. On the contrary, one of them (Spot) has clearly been feeling unwell and was the first of the three removed from the travel-crate, and put up one *hell* of a screaming fight when it came time to draw blood. As you can see, the remaining two (Stinky and Fingers… in retrospect, that sounds a little creepier than might have been hoped) were a little rattled by the racket, and tried their damndest to get as far away from the vets as possible.

The vets think that Spot probably has worms. Of all the things that could be wrong, I guess that’s on the better end of the scale. A bit of banana-flavored dewormer meds, and hopefully Spot will soon take one hell of a wormy powerdump, and he’ll be all better.

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And on the way home…

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 Posted by at 2:32 am