Feb 032019
 

Interestingly: on the same day I learn that a friend who has had several Jeeps for quite a number of years has finally, at long last, gotten rid of the last one because the thing, like its predecessors, was a buggy piece of junk, I see an ad by the Jeep corporation that might actually make people want to buy Jeeps. The ad says little about how good Jeeps are, how rugged, reliable, low-cost, maintenance-free and fuel efficient (according to my friend: none of those); what it does is try to uplift.

Compare and contrast with Gillette’s trainwreck of a campaign which smeared half the population in an attempt to sell that half overpriced bits of sharpened sheet metal. Don’t misunderstand me: Jeep doubtless could care less one way or the other about patriotism, nationalism, American exceptionalism; they just want to sell Jeeps. But *this* ad does that cynical thing in a way that a whole lot of people see as uplifting. It’s also simultaneously simple *and* a little clever. Behold:

Advertising and PR just ain’t my thing (if they were I’d be a *hell* of a lot better off, financially. Seriously: subscribe). This is a “Superbowl ad,” so no matter what, it was destined to be seen by a bunch of people. Whether it was good or bad, interesting or dull, controversial or mundane, I have no idea if that would have sold more Jeeps. But I do know this: this ad has been on YouTube since January 30 and it has been viewed 32 million times, with a like/dislike ratio of more than 11 to one. The Gillette ad, designed from the get-go to “get people talking,” has been on YouTube since January 13 and has been viewed 28 million times, with a like/dislike ratio of 1 to 1.7. Maybe don’t insult your customer base, I dunno.

All that said: I don’t know if this America-loving ad is the best one. It will be hard for anyone to top this Dodge Challenger ad:

The only ad I know of off the top of my head that was better was  simple modification of the same ad with better music:

THIS ONE was good. And THIS ONE.

 

 Posted by at 2:17 am
Feb 022019
 

On the 29th, APR Patrons and Monthly Historical Documents program subscribers were sent emails containing links to the January, 2019 rewards. This months set of documents and diagrams included high-rez copies of:

Document: “ASTRO A Manned Reusable Spacecraft Concept,” a Douglas Missiles & Space brochure from August, 1962, describing a two-stage Shuttle-like vehicle

Document: “Status update Ramjet Propulsion 1978” a brochure from the Marquardt Company

Document: “Rocket Blitz Form the Moon” an article from the October 23, 1948 issue of “Colliers” magazine describing the use of the Moon as a missile base, with some helpful Bonestell illustrations of Manhattan getting nuked.

Diagram: A large format color scan of the 1970 North American Rockwell PD-157-17-2 HIPAAS V/STOL jet fighter

CAD Diagram: isometric view, Bernal Sphere space habitat

If this sort of thing is of interest and you’d like to get in on it and make sure you don’t miss any of the forthcoming releases, sign up either for the APR Patreon or the APR Monthly Historical Documents Program.

 

 




 Posted by at 2:21 am
Feb 012019
 

Time to pop some corn…

Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam admits he appeared in 1984 yearbook wearing ‘racist and offensive’ blackface costume

Which, by modern outrage-insta-mob mentality, means the current Democrat governor of Virginia is a Nazi.

. . .

Which, by modern outrage-insta-mob mentality, means one of the current leading contenders for the Democratic Presidential nomination in 2020 is a Nazi-supporter.

. . .

Remember That Gay Couple Married by RBG? They Just Got Charged With Rape

One is an opera singer, the other a conductor, both married by human cloaking device test subject Ruth Bader Ginsberg. This should make them pretty well shielded by the magic of liberal privilege. But there’s that whole accusation = guilt thing…

 

 

 Posted by at 5:58 pm
Feb 012019
 

You know, I’m a fan of the capitalist system. I’m a fan of people getting wealthy by taking advantages of opportunities that arise. If you make your money legally, theoretically I have no problem with it. But there are instances where I get a pain… right here.

‘Cash Me Outside’ rapper Danielle Bregoli, 15, loads up on 24K gold rolling papers and tween-sized clothes days after foul-mouthed teen terror inked $1MILLION makeup deal

 Posted by at 12:39 am
Jan 312019
 

Two trailers have been released for this movie. Set in the 1950’s, it *seems* to be about a UFO causing chaos in a small town. The first trailer is done in the usual trailer format; the second trailer is quite different and makes effective use of “Roar,” the one piece of music made for the original “Cloverfield” movie.

Looks like it might be good.

 

 

 Posted by at 7:02 pm
Jan 312019
 

There is no place in Asgard for anti-vaxxers; that’s a level of anti-wisdom that the Aesir simply have no use for. if you think your children are actually safer unvaccinated, Odin will throw you out of Valhalla and laugh at you.

But that laughter might not be accessible to mere mortals. So we need to generate laughter of our own. Fortunately, humans are pretty good at that.

Anti-Vaxx Mom Asks How To Protect Her Unvaccinated 3-Year-Old From The Measles Outbreak, Internet Delivers

That’s so mind-bogglingly stooopid that I wonder if perhaps it might be a Poe’s Law situation.But in any event, there ere some helpful replies:

More at the link.

 

 

 Posted by at 1:17 am
Jan 302019
 

Virginia lawmaker says she wouldn’t have co-sponsored controversial abortion bill if she had read it closely

I make no statement regarding the law itself (which allows for abortion up to the moment of birth), but “oops, I didn’t bother to read the law I co-sponsored” really aught to be the sort of thing that should cause an elected official to suddenly enter the private sector.

A proposal: every law must be read IN IT’S ENTIRETY by the sponsors on the floor of the legislature. Other lawmakers are allowed to butt in at any time to ask relevant questions about the text that has just been read. Only those lawmakers who are present *and* *awake* for a minimum of 75% of the reading will be allowed to vote on the bill. Anyone who doesn’t put in the time will register “abstain” when the vote is counted. If it takes (handwave) two minutes to read each page, then those 2,000page monstrocities – taking 2.8 solid days to read if there are no interruptions – should become a thing of the past.

BONUS ROUND:

Here is the governor of Virginia (Ralph Northam – D) saying that the law would allow for babies to be delivered and *then* “aborted.” Yeah-huh. Fourth trimester abortions. Totally cool. Not at all infanticide.

 

 Posted by at 9:28 pm