Jun 102019
 

I made the full rez scan of this artwork available in 2015 to APR Monthly Historical Document Program subscribers as an “extra.” Subscribers get lots of stuff like this.

This late 1980’s art depicts the Bell “Mighty Mouse” tiltrotor, a contender for the FAAV (Future Attack Air Vehicle) concept. While details on this specific design have remained irritatingly hard to come by for the last thirty years, the design looks like functionally a VTOL OV-10 Bronco. Capable of carrying several Marines as well as a useful load of anti-tank weaponry, the Mighty Mouse would be able to fold up for storage on board a ship. The full rez version of the scan is on Dropbox HERE.

 Posted by at 2:27 pm
Jun 102019
 

FISH (“First Invisible Super Hustler”) was a ca. 1958 Convair design for a Mach 4 ramjet powered recon aircraft. As ramjets are terrible at accelerating from the runway to cruise speed, the FISH was to be carried underneath a B-58 bomber. The FISH was a relatively small craft, but not *that* small; it actually didn’t quite fit underneath the B-58. Consequently it’s nose was designed to fold down and back while the B-58 was on the ground, providing clearance for the B-58’s nosegear. After liftoff and gear retraction the nose would fold up into its proper position. This would clearly have required fairly powerful actuators as the nose would basically be a substantial drag brake as it folded forward into position.

The FISH was described in the first issue of US Recon & Research Projects, available HERE.

The FISH was derived from the prior “Super Hustler” design study for a ramjet powered Mach 4 parasite bomber to be carried under the B-58. In the case of the Super-Hustler, a special booster stage was used, basically creating a three-stage vehicle. The FISH, if it worked, would have been a masterpiece of engineering, but the requirement for a carrier aircraft was cumbersome to say the least. It was followed by the single-stage “Kingfish,” but in the end the Lockheed SR-71 was chosen. Not quite as fast as FISH, but much more practical.

 Posted by at 10:55 am
Jun 092019
 

There area number of YouTubers who seem to specialize in re-editing songs in various ways, such as doing something or other with every other beat, or every fourth beat, something. Some are better than others. This one replaces every other beat of coolio’s “Gangstas Paradise” with the beat from Weird Al Yancovic’s “Amish paradise,” with a result that is pretty entertaining.

And then there’s always alphabetization of songs, probably the most OCD idea ever:

Heh.

 

 

 

 

 

 Posted by at 12:45 pm
Jun 092019
 

Where we are informed that the 21st century American revival in interest in beards comes from the US military… and that it’s a bad thing:

The Sum of All Beards

Is beard-culture a result of Americans realizing that the beard-wearing “operators” from Afghanistan and Iraq were Manly And Awesome? Well, maybe. My own beard predates the War On Terror by more than a decade, but it does seem not unreasonable that the wider culture has been influenced by scenes of bearded badassery. Before the world Trade Center and the Pentagon were culturally enriched, beards were a rarer sight and quite often linked with dirty hippies; now they are on everything from Manly Men to freakin’ hipsters.

And that’s the truly weird thing. Beards are, at least for many ethnic groups, a perfectly natural thing for men to grow; the removal of a beard is something one must actively seek.

So it would seem that beards should be pretty widely distributed, but they *seems* to have fallen along two distinctly cultural lines… those men who are not afraid of masculinity, and those men who are readily describable as “soy boys” or “nu-males.” So while the authors of the New Republic piece above seem disdainful of conservatives with beards, because “Today, the face of horror bears whiskers. … the wholesale injection of facial hair into the American mainstream by veterans, law enforcement, and conservatives also fuels a familiar joyful cultural urge toward dominion and power,” they don’t seem to have a problem with, say, this guy:

And yet if a man has a beard that looks exactly like that one, but that man actually *likes* masculinity, that’s somehow a bad thing. It’s all terribly confusing, like those feminists who are angry at men who they think are trying to control them, and yet are equally angered by women who want to be feminine.

Beards are perfectly natural on men. They are *distinctive* of men, one of the most readily identifiable characteristics that separates men from women. Because with exceedingly rare exception, women don’t grow them. Other than some restrictive occupations (those that require good seals for gas and oxygen masks and the like), there are few good reasons why men *shouldn’t* have them if they want them. But what seems all too common at least with some people is an urge to try to get men to remove them. In some SJW cases, the drive seems to be to de-masculinize men, to try to make them less distinct from women. I think the reason why they give their own bearded nu-males a pass is because these men self-emasculate in other ways.

 

 Posted by at 2:05 am
Jun 082019
 

Some further tinkering to the USLP06 diagrams. There will be further revisions (especially with Star Raker), but I believe this will be the complete set of vehicles shown. I had to split the set up into two separate files; the unified diagram set was causing my computer headaches. You might not think that 2D diagrams can overload computers that can render things in 3D, but you’d be wrong.

This latest effort has taken a *really* long time. Lots of work involved with this. As a result, it has been a long time since I’ve published anything else, and since my income is based on getting stuff published… yay, welcome to poverty. If you want to help out, consider Buying Stuff or subscribing to the Monthly Historical Documents Program. Even a buck fifty a month helps out.

 Posted by at 10:43 pm
Jun 072019
 

Two pieces of Boeing concept art for mid-1960’s zero-gravity, single-Saturn V launched spacecraft. The first one looks like an interplanetary spacecraft, complete with drop-probes in the aft skirt.

I have uploaded the full resolution scan of the illustrations to the 2019-06 APR Extras Dropbox folder, available to $4 and up subscribers to the APR Monthly Historical Documents Program.

 

 

 Posted by at 3:57 pm
Jun 072019
 

We’ve all seen those entertaining dashcam videos out of Russia showing all manner of bad driving. But when it comes to drunken Russians steering all over the place, it’s not restricted to ice-covered Moscow streets, but also extends to the Philippine Sea. Here the USS Chancelorville was steaming in a straight line, recovering a helicopter, when the Russian destroyer Udaloy decided to nearly sideswipe it. Sure seems like maybe the US Navy needs to talk to Q and have him install some of those wheel-hub extendable drillbit things from the DB-5 under the waterlines of American vessels.

 

 Posted by at 2:39 pm
Jun 072019
 

So, viloence-advocate Carlos Maza of Vox gathered together an outrage mob that successfully bullied YouTube into creating another adpocalypse, wiping out monetization of whole channels. This was clearly aimed at his political opponents in the middle and on the right… but as with any fanatic, zealot or terrorist, collateral damage was perfectly acceptable. One of the channels that has been demonetized is one I hadn’t heard of till today, “Stardust Vibes.” As the name might suggest, it’s kinda Newagey, but it certainly seems inoffensive and quite possibly of interest to all kinds of people all across the political spectrum: mostly it’s hours and hours of nature sounds. Beaches, rain forests, streams, that sort of thing, with the occasional addition of some of that “Music From Some Guys In Space.” Honestly, the sort of thing a lot of people would’ve actually paid good money to get on CD-ROM not so long ago.

 

Quacking ducks are *clearly* tools of cis-het white supremacist patriarchy. Rain? Fascist.

Let this be a lesson, in case somehow you’d missed it before: the fanatics will happily burn it all down for a little bit of profit or a little bit of spite.

This is why we can’t have anything nice.

 Posted by at 1:52 pm
Jun 062019
 

Earlier today Dropbox was unavailable for an hour or more, giving a “500” error code. It eventually came back up. And as I type this, the Disqus commenting system also seems to be down, giving a “503” error code. Both error codes indicate that there is an overload at the server. Neither are errors I’ve seen before. That they happen on the same day seems a little odd. Makes the conspiratorial side of my mind wonder if there might be some sort of wider denial of service attack going on…

 Posted by at 7:04 pm
Jun 062019
 

Tim Pool reads through an NBC News piece from a few weeks ago that reports on “leaked” Russian documents that purport to show that something the Russians have been trying to do is foment racial discord in the US. Included in this is a supposed plan to take a number of black Americans to Africa for training in sabotage and then return them, with the goal of having them try to form a “Pan-African Nation” in the southern US. Tim Pool seems dubious of the idea. However, it seems not only reasonable, but to be expected. The Unites States, after all, has plans in place for how to fight a war not only against Russia, but against Canada and space aliens. Such plans are just good exercise in deviousness and strategy, though it’s generally not a good idea to let them slip out. And such an “asymmetrical” approach to undermining the US would, if the Russians could pull it off, work fantastically to hobble the US militarily and economically. if the US fell into civil war, or even peacefully split apart, the repercussions would be devastating. And if simply prodding the SJWs to foment racial discord can do this… it’d be a hell of a lot cheaper and *safer* than lobbing a thousand nukes at the US.

It would be interesting if these documents turn out to be not only legit, but proven to be part of official Russian government efforts. In that case, perhaps members of BLM and Antifa should be made to register as agents of a foreign power?

 

 

 Posted by at 5:38 pm