Jul 112019
 

It turns out that a fair number of the 3D “assets” from Babylon 5 have survived. The guy who has them has taken the unmodified mid-nineties CAD models and replicated some of the original shots, but rendered with modern processors at high def resolution. Even though the models themselves are perhaps rather simple and clunky by modern standards… they still look damn good, especially in motion.

If Warner Brothers wanted to make a small pile of  money, it’s clear that a Blu Ray release of B5 is at least conceivable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Posted by at 12:26 am
Jul 102019
 

I’m in the final stages of US Launch Vehicles Projects #06, with a special focus on launch vehicles for the Solar Power Satellite program. Included there is a plan view of the initial NASA SPS, with Manhattan island for a scale reference. Why Manhattan? Because the SPS satellites were approximately the size of Manhattan, and thus Manhattan was used in schematics and art of the time to illustrate the scale of the program. But… who actually thinks in terms of Manhattan island as a unit of distance measure? Tell me that “such-and-such is the size of Manhattan,” it’ll mean nothing to me, as I’m sure it means nothing to the vast majority of people.

So… since this issue will arise again in future projects I’m working on, what alternatives to Manhattan are there to serve as scale references for structures twenty kilometers long?

 Posted by at 1:41 am
Jul 092019
 

Jim Bede was a prolific designer of what he hoped would be low-cost “kit” airplanes that would make aviation available to regular folks. But due to designs with an unfortunate habit of crashing and a lot of business difficulty, his designs are pretty rare in the air. His most famous design is doubtless the BD-5, a tiny single-seat high performance pusher design. The BD-5J replaced the pusher prop and piston engine with a small turbojet, and was made famous in the opening sequence of the James Bond movie “Octopussy.”

Like a lot of aircraft designers, Bede tried his hand at other things. In 1981 he designed the “Bede Car,” an automobile with a ducted pusher propeller. The performance claims were pretty spectacular… 120 miles per gallon with a respectable top speed of over 100 miles per hour.

 

It clearly looks cool. And ground vehicles with propellers certainly work; the Russians have been building “aerosani” fitted with skis rather than wheels for operation on vast tracks of snow and ice for more than a century. There was also the 1932 Helicron, a prototype car with a propeller at the front. it worked, but is certainly a terrifying concept as anything you might hit (other cars, pedestrians, deer, etc.) will get chopped to bits.

But the problem with the Bede Car was that it just didn’t work as advertised. The fuel economy was apparently estimated based purely on engine performance, without taking into account the effects of the drag of the actual car and performance losses due to the terribly non-optimized inlets. Worse, at low speed you’re basically taxiing, and that’s not a good way to handle low speed. Vehicles powered by propellers have an advantage in that the wheels  and tires are not subjected to the same stresses they would be if the wheels were hooked up to a drive train. But the down side is that you don;t have the mechanical advantage of the wheels shoving against the road. So propeller cars *suck* are going up hill, especially at low speed. If you want to simply drive over speed bumps in a parking lot, you’ll have to go full throttle and hit them at speed, or you’re SOL. Even at low speed, you will be putting out substantial thrust, making you something of a hazard to anyone behind you. Acceleration is likely to kinda stink.

Consequently, the Bede Car vanished. The prototype itself seems to be missing.

All that said, I do wonder about the possibility of a modern version. The performance issues of low speed and up hill are not going to go away just because you use new carbon fiber structures; these issues are inherent to the concept. So, how to deal with them? One seemingly simple solution: use electric motors to directly power the wheels at low speed and while going up hill. The motors would only need to be sized fr low speed, perhaps up to 40 miles per hour or so. And since you already have an electrical drive system, use an electric motor to drive the prop as well.

Propeller cars clearly don’t like being *heavy* cars. So until battery technology improves energy per mass by a factor of five or ten, provide electrical power with a relatively small bank of batteries. These should of course be plug-in. But for long distance trips – and obviously a vehicle like this will be best when it’s going fast on a straight road such as an interstate – use a chemically fueled generator. Since this is derived from airplane tech, why not use a small turboshaft engine? This little turbojet could be incredibly efficient since it would be used solely to drive the generator, and would run at only one speed – the optimum speed for maximum performance. Noise would be the worst problem; tiny turbojets spin at hundreds of thousands of brain-melting RPM. But a turboshaft engine would allow the drive to fill the tank with a wide range of flammable liquid fuels.

Modern design tools should make the inlet and propulsion system more efficient.

Safety features such as a rear bumper would seem to be called for.

 

 Posted by at 3:32 pm
Jul 082019
 

And here endeth the lesson. Read the final installment after the break.

Lemme know what y’all think in the comments. I slapped all these separate posts together at one time and scheduled them in advance… so for all I know I’ve been run over by a Mack truck and yer never gonna get to see anything else from the War With The Deep Ones. But assuming I’ve miraculously survived the last two weeks and retain enough cognitive function and physical capability to do anything about anything… does this seem like something you’d buy a  paperback copy of? As a reminder, the first “War” story is Honolulu, the second is Champion of the Seas. Feel free to check them out.

Of course if I *am* dead, then I don’t care what people want. What with being dead and all.

Continue reading »

 Posted by at 11:33 pm
Jul 082019
 

Poll: Young adults grow uneasier with LGBTQ

Just 45% of adults ages 18 to 34 said in 2018 that they were comfortable interacting with LGBTQ people, according to the recent Accelerating Acceptance survey conducted by the Harris Poll on behalf of the LGBTQ advocacy group GLAAD. That’s down from 53% in 2017, and 63% in 2016.

Lots of people just want to live their lives in peace. Most people are pretty libertarian on most issues; if someone is straight or gay or asexual… for the most part, who cares? So you’d *think* that “acceptance” would be on the increase, what with marriage laws changing and whatnot. So… what could possibly cause this apparent drop? Or, perhaps more accurately, what could possibly be the cause in this apparent rise is uncomfortableness?

Hmm…

See, most people if they’re being honest are more or less fine with regular folk who are gay. But “drag queens” are the furries of gay people. and make most regular people recoil… especially when it’s in conjunction with children, even more so when the children themselves are being sexualized. There’s a level of weird there that sets people on edge.

It’s not even necessarily that these, err, guys are (presumably) gay. Imagine if instead of “drag queen story hour” it was “gimp suit story hour” or “Elsa She-Wolf of the SS Dominatrix story hour” or “coprophiliac story hour.” These could of course all be completely straight people. But parents would go nope-nope-nope-nope and run the other way and not too many people would blame them… but if they dislike the idea of grown men not just dressing weird, but dressing weird in a sexually weird way, interacting with their kids, they are called names and made to feel like they’re bad parents.

People don’t like that, and they rebel. And people who aren’t involved in the whackadoolde weirdness, but who are used as the political shield for the weirdness, take the heat as a result.

 Posted by at 9:37 pm
Jul 082019
 

Gentlemen, behold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7gtoLmHd5w

Hmm. This one isn’t auto-embedding. Maybe because it’s an “Age restricted video.” But if you like witnessing a fairly blatant example of the downfall of civilization… here ya go.

I’m honestly *shocked* that it took as long as it did for Disneyland security to get on the scene. The Disney parks are generally considered to be prit near police states of surveillance and control; this was just sad.

Additionally: the worst of the fighting was broken up when other park patrons decided they’d had enough of this ridiculous display and stepped int to stop it themselves. On the one hand… good for them for doing so. on the other hand… I fully understand the bulk of the other patrons who saw what was going on and decided “I want no part of this.” There was, up until the end, no clear good guy/bad guy; just a bunch of uncivilized horrible people. In such a situation, it makes all kinds of sense to just stay the frell out of it. Now if there was a clear victim right up front, you’d hope that your Average Guy would step in and do something proper. But even in that case… it would be hard to blame anyone who decided to stay out of it. You are unlikely to be there by yourself; chances are you’ve got your significant other and probably a kid or two in tow. your chief duty is to see to *their* security. And even if you had no such worries, trying to stop a physical confrontation not only puts you at risk of getting shanked, but of getting arrested and sued. there’s a reason why the police freakin’ *hate* domestic violence calls.

 

 

 Posted by at 4:48 pm
Jul 082019
 

One of the defining traits of nerd-dom is the “fan theory.” No pop-culture franchise is so thoroughly and completely detailed that *every* question is answered. And in reality, most franchises are such a plot-hole and contradiction riddled mess that they’re often more question than answer. So it is a fun and challenging intellectual exercise to take disparate, unrelated scraps of evidence and link them, inserting original new content to bridge the gaps and make it all make some sort of sense. This is of course not restricted to science fictional nerds… religious nerds have been doing this forever. Religious texts are notoriously scatter-brained. Rabbis have been arguing over the whichness of the Torahanical why for millenia; more recently, fan theories about the “Rapture” and “Tribulation” promoted by Darby back in the 1800’s have become accepted canon among a lot of fans of the Bible.

But enough of that silly religious stuff, let’s get to something more important: Disney’s animated character Goofy.

Some people are apparently big fans of the anthropomorphized dog-like character Goofy. Goofy appeared in a number of animated shorts in the 50’s and had his own TV series and a couple movies in the 90’s. This was adequate to build up a respectable database on the biography of the character… and it was apparently more than enough for the fans to recognize some disturbing trends and details. Such as: in the 50’s, he had a wife and son, Max. In the 1990’s, he still had his son… but his wife was nowhere to be found. Not mentioned once.  Why? Who knows. Disney has a well-known love of killing off parents and leaving the main characters orphans or at least separating children from parents and sending them out to face the world alone. So Max, it seems, beat the odds and lucked out by at least still having his dad around. But what *did* happen to the mom?

By leaving the question unanswered, that opens the door to fan theories. By leaving the topic unexplored, that paves the way to those fan theories being pretty clever… and pretty dark. behold:

Gawrsh! Goofy’s entire family may be dead

There’s some delightfully dark stuff in there.

I have no idea if the theory that Max is actually the milkman’s kid and that the mom is dead is generally accepted by the Goofy fandom. One suspect that Disney, if they wanted to, could crank out a direct-to-DVD movie that answers all these questions in a typically saccharine fashion (are their any ginger characters in the Goofy legendarium that Disney could erase and replace?). But sometime, that doesn’t work. Sometimes the fan theories are so clever and so popular that when the actual owner of the intellectual property reveals “the answer,” the ftans say “Nope. Wrong.” Look at Star Trek. Ask about a war between the Federation and the Klingons in the years before Kirk taking command of the enterprise, and the license holders will point to STD… but the fans will point to Axanar.

 Posted by at 12:08 pm