Dec 062021
 

Cultural enrichment in Minneapolis.

Deportations all around!

Mob invades apartment in Minneapolis, beats woman and her mother

Here’s the kicker:

Unconfirmed reports circulated on social media suggest that the young woman who was the target of this invasion and attack earned the ire of the mob by accusing a man who is friends with the mob of sexually assaulting her. It appears that the woman who was attacked leveled this accusation on TikTok, where both her and the man she named have a notable presence in the Minneapolis area.

So a bunch of women attacked another woman because that woman claimed to have been sexually assaulted. Which means that the group of women set out to protect someone accused of sexual assault. That’s *special.*

You get more of what you subsidize.

 Posted by at 10:47 pm
Dec 062021
 

There is a market for this. But this… this is too much.

Controversial Assisted Suicide Pod Cleared for Use in Switzerland

So how does this pod work? It fills with nitrogen, displacing the oxygen. The “resident” should then rather calmly, peacefully and painlessly pass out in under thirty seconds or so, and actually expire in five to ten minutes. As a way of executing people, I’ve long suggested nitrogen; it’s cheap, it’s easy, it’s clean, it doesn’t have the ethical issues that hanging, firing squads and lethal injections have. So why do I have a problem with this pod? Because it’s massively over-engineered. You know what you’d need? A scuba tank full of pure nitrogen and a face mask. That’s it. Maybe a heating element/ heat exchanger so you’re not inhaling really cold nitrogen. The suicide pod is supposed to be made transportable so people can do themselves in in the surroundings of their choice, like by a lake or at the mall or wherever… but a simple gas tank and a mask? I see old folks toting those things around all the time (typically filled with oxygen, however).  A very quick google search brings up this oxygen supply system:

It costs $350 and could be just as easily filled with nitrogen. Or helium if the person wants to go out making other people laugh. And it’s profoundly reusable, and easily transportable.

There’s no need to make this sort of thing all that complex.

 Posted by at 5:03 pm
Dec 032021
 

I’m sure there are some very good reasons for setting off explosives in a tunnel. I’m less convinced that it would be *fun* to do so while actually *in* the tunnel. You get to experience not just the initial *BANG,* but a number of subsequent ones as the shock waves bounced back and forth from one end of the tunnel to the other, passing over you each time, each direction. Still, it’s cool and all. BONUS idea: set playback speed to 0.25 and watch the shock tube do its job, racing off into the distance *far* faster than the bolt from an Imperial blaster.

 Posted by at 12:38 pm
Dec 012021
 

So, Ridley Scott’s film “The Last Duel” opened in late October. So far it has raked in nearly $29 million ($11M domestic, $18M foreign)… on a budget of about $100 million. This is by any metric a disaster. It’s odd: both critics and audiences seem to like it according to Rotten Tomatoes. So why did it fail? I dunno. I haven’t seen it; I saw the trailers and they’re… ok, I guess. Didn’t really inspire me to get off my keister and into a pandemic infested theater where five cents of sugar water costs six bucks and a handful of kerploded corn is another seven.

But Ridley Scott know exactly why it failed. Those darned kids!

Ridley Scott Pins ‘The Last Duel’ Bombing on Apathetic Millennials

“I think what it boils down to — what we’ve got today [are] the audiences who were brought up on these ᚠᚢᛍᚴᛁᚿᚵ cellphones. The millennian [sic] do not ever want to be taught anything unless you’re told it on a cellphone,” Scott said.

Yeah, uh-huh.

Personally, while I don’t *know* why it failed, I would *guess* that after a year of lockdowns and panic mongering, people have kinda lost the thrill of the moviegoing experience. Yes, “No Time To Die” apparently made bank, but Ghostbusters has so far only made $118 million worldwide… another disaster, though obviously not as bad of one. Going to the movies is more of a hassle than it once was (fewer theaters, for a start) while being more expensive; if you’re going as a family or a group of friends, you could *easily* spend more for a couple hours than for a whole month of some streaming service. TV’s these days are *huge* and the resolution is greater than the human eyeball can take in; easy to have quite a number of people over to watch some movie or show, all with cheap snacks and no mask mandates or shrieking Karens. Going to the theater  was probably always going to go into decline thanks to streaming and 4k wall-sized TVs, but the Commie Cough only sped that along.

Looking at the top worldwide movies of 2021 on box Office Mojo, it looks like if Ridley Scott wants to make the big money he needs to go straight to the Chinese market. Top two grossing movies of the year were Chinese flicks, with the highest grossing being a movie about the Chinese military “volunteers” sent to fight at Chosin reservoir during the Korean War.

 Posted by at 12:55 pm
Nov 302021
 

Looming threat from Commies? Check. Incompetent President? Check. Inflation? Check. Malaise? Check. NASA sans a space program? Check.

And then there’s this:

This 1977 Dodge Tradesman Sex Van Is The Greatest Vehicle For Sale On The Internet Right Now

It actually sold for $40,000.

While the van *screams* “70’s,” it has a shocking lack of airbrushed wizards, dragons, barbarians, dames in bikini armor. I do wonder just how insane a coke-sniffing dog would get if it came within a hundred yards of this thing.

 

 

 Posted by at 11:39 pm
Nov 302021
 

Elon Musk tells SpaceX employees that Starship engine crisis is creating a ‘risk of bankruptcy’

Ummm…

“The Raptor production crisis is much worse than it seemed a few weeks ago,” Musk wrote.

UMMM…

Raptor engines power the company’s Starship rocket, with Musk adding that SpaceX faces “genuine risk of bankruptcy if we cannot achieve a Starship flight rate of at least once every two weeks next year.”

UMMM…

A flight rate of once every two weeks within a year for a rocket that hasn’t flown yet? Ahhh… ummm…

 Posted by at 12:56 pm
Nov 292021
 

But not for lack of trying:

The Royal Navy tried to launch one of their kinda pricey F-35’s from the HMS Queen Elizabeth, but wound up sending it straight to the bottom of the Mediterranean where I assume a Tom Clancy-esque adventure is currently being played out between American, Russian, British and Chinese forces to recover the airframe from the sea floor a mile down. Perhaps shockingly, this was not a result of the F-35 being a hideously expensive disaster, but because apparently the deck crew didn’t remove a rain shield from an inlet, strangling the engine (it may also have ingested a cover than had been left on the deck).

Womp womp…

 

 Posted by at 11:11 pm