Sep 302022
 

Sometimes you see things that cannot be unseen. So, rather than just go “bleah” and try to find some sort of mind bleach to wipe out an image you weren’t looking for but stumbled across anyway, try to come up with an alternate explanation for what you saw. In this case “polycystic kidney.” Don’t do a Google Image search for “polycystic kidney.” Seriously, don’t. It won’t improve your day. However, if you *do* do such a search, you will likely be met with a wide array of post-surgical photos of kidneys that have been removed. If you think about these things as currently residing within you, right now, at this very moment… you will not be happy. They will give you an uncomfortableness. However… an alternate approach is to think of them not as human organs that have gone very, very wrong, but as baby shoggoths straight out of Lovecraftian horror. It won’t make you any more comfortable, but at least … well, I dunno. There’s no real upside, I suppose, unless you are a movie or game designer tasked with creating a shoggoth. Cuz this will do.

You’re welcome.

 Posted by at 11:14 am
Sep 302022
 

So Russia has blamed the west for sabotaging the pipeline; everybody else on the planet blames Russia for sabotaging the pipeline. But there is another possibility. Consider, for a moment, the fact that the same culture of corruption, arrogance and vodka that gave us Chernobyl was also responsible for maintaining the pipeline.

Yeah. No sabotage needed to explain massive mechanical failures.

An interesting read full of things you probably haven’t considered:

Nordstream

Might be advisable to figure out of this was just a maintenance fail before people start nuking each other over it.

 Posted by at 9:43 am
Sep 292022
 

For starters, it has the FBI actually doing its job. Shocking, I know.

Johns Hopkins doctor and spouse, an Army doctor, indicted for trying to leak medical information to Russia

Not so much “leak” as “sell.” The medical information seems to be medical records of military personnel and their families, a pile of data that does not immediately seem all that terribly useful. But then, the Russians do not seem to have actually been involved here; these people were baited by the FBI. And what people they are:

During an initial Aug. 17 meeting in a Baltimore hotel room, (Anna) Gabrielian told the agent she was “motivated by patriotism toward Russia to provide any assistance she could to Russia, even if it meant being fired or going to jail.”

Nice. But where it gets more interesting: the female doctors spouse, also arrested, has been in the news before:

(Jamie Lee) Henry received attention in 2015 after becoming the first known active-duty Army officer to come out as transgender. A Buzzfeed article from that time said she was also, to her knowledge and to the knowledge of LGBTQ advocates, the first and only active duty service member who had changed her name and gender within the United States military.

In the one photo in the article Henry looks like a dude. But I guess Henry considers Henry to be female. Shrug.

“My point of view is until the United States actually declares war against Russia, I’m able to help as much as I want,” Henry, 39, told the agent, according to the indictment. “At that point, I’ll have some ethical issues I’ll have to work through.”

“You’ll work through those ethical issues,” Gabrielian replied.

Henry also told the agent she had looked into volunteering to join the Russian Army after the conflict in Ukraine began.

Wonderful. *These* are the sort of people the military is hiring *and* promoting.

It seems that both of these characters consider themselves women. So the fact that they have some number of children is a bit unusual; once again, biology ain’t what it once was. But also:

Gabrielian did fear what might happen to the couple’s children if she put herself at risk of arrest, demanding that the kids be put on “a nice flight to Turkey to go on vacation” if arrest seemed imminent.

What the hell is in Turkey awaiting these kids? “Gabrielian” is an *Armenian* surname. I may not be a world-reknowned historian, but I do seem to recall some unpleasantness between the Turks and Armenians that would tend to suggest that they’re not real fond of each other.

 

 Posted by at 7:55 pm
Sep 292022
 

Lots to contemplate here:

Lizzo Twerks on Stage with James Madison’s 1813 Crystal Flute

On top of everything else, the Library of Congress deemed it proper to hand over a priceless (and doubtless fragile) historic artifact to be used as a prop or a toy on stage by someone with demonstrated and clearly obvious impulse control issues.

“B****! I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from 1800’s!” she said, after handing the flute back to a representative from the Library of Congress.

Indeed.

 

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/desecration

desecration

[ des-i-krey-shuhn ]

Definition of desecration

noun
the act of treating something sacred or solemn in a sacrilegious or disrespectful way: Many locals opposed the use of their former church building as a courthouse, feeling that conducting civil matters there would be a desecration of a holy place.
 Posted by at 9:50 am
Sep 282022
 

Huh.

 

When I was a kid, the British Army patrolled cities in Northern Ireland. Why are they not now patrolling the cities of England? They could be kept busy for *weeks* grabbing riotous foreigners and tossing them onto deportation flights.

 

 

 Posted by at 3:58 pm
Sep 272022
 

A fitness class out for a jog goes by an outdoor cafe… and the people having their lunch think that the class are running *from * something, panic, and take off running with them. On one hand.. ha ha, very funny. On the other hand, this was in Brazil. I’ve seen the videos. The many, many, MANY videos. It’s not insane to keep your head on a swivel in Brazil, and be ready at the drop of a hat to bolt. That whole country seems like Chicago writ large.

 

 Posted by at 10:03 pm
Sep 272022
 

Homeless man arrested for vicious beating in NYC train station

How could this crime have been prevented? Were there any warning signs? Any possible hints of what was coming? Any chances to go ina  different direction?

In 1995, Foster was arrested as a 14-year-old for killing his own 82-year-old grandmother in Flatbush, Brooklyn. He apparently got into a dispute about money and started punching her. She died on the couch shortly after the attack. …

In 2010, police arrested him for stabbing a 50-year-old woman at a psychiatric center in Queens Village. The woman was left permanently disfigured in the attack.

Foster was paroled last year for that incident.

New York City Police arrested him in August for Petty Larceny. The next day he was arrested again for criminal mischief.

Nope. Nothing at all that could have been done. There were no chances to have nipped this in the bud.

 Posted by at 3:54 pm
Sep 262022
 

Never mind vacuous celebrities, the show to watch in coming months will be “Europe in the Cold.”

You really don’t understand how bad it could get in Europe this year

Europe bailed on nuclear power and decided to rely instead on natural gas from Putin. Good plan, geniuses.

Another genius move that will come back to bite them: importing whole armies of military-age males from third-world antagonistic cultures. Now they’re going to turn the lights off at night. Yeah… the combo of reduced lights and increased criminality? BRILLIANT! The women of Europe had best be ready to lock themselves into their chilly little apartments all through the winter, lest they become one more in an increasing statistic.

I guess one possible benefit might be that the price of gas goes so high the colonizers won’t be able to afford Molotov cocktails.

 Posted by at 11:51 pm
Sep 262022
 

The story *should* include bits about how everyone had their stuff returned and how the people responsible have been not only fired but arrested.

FBI misled judge who signed warrant for Beverly Hills seizure of $86 million in cash

The privacy invasion was vast when FBI agents drilled and pried their way into 1,400 safe-deposit boxes at the U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills.

They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers and hundreds of others.

They omitted from their warrant request a central part of the FBI’s plan: Permanent confiscation of everything inside every box containing at least $5,000 in cash or goods, a senior FBI agent recently testified.

Apparently “US Private Vaults,” as a company, was doing shady stuff including money laundering, And some of their safety deposit box clients were storing illicit and stolen goods there. Fine. But sweeping in and simply taking everything that people had stored there would be akin to taking everything kept in storage units because the owner of the lot was running an illegal casino operation somewhere on the lot and renting out a few units to the mob.

 Posted by at 2:36 pm