May 112018
 

Clickbaity headlines like that usually disappoint. But, dayum, this’n looks kinda bad:

Ground Zero of Amphibian ‘Apocalypse’ Finally Found

Short form: in the 1950’s a fungus broke out of the Korean peninsula and began to spread around the world. This fungus attacks the thin skin of amphibians and turns it to mush; some places have seen their amphibian populations essentially wiped out. The fungus can apparently be effectively treated with a topical compound, but I doubt we’ll be seeing major efforts to send armies of people into swamps to give every frog and salamander a full body rub. Maybe we can hire migrants to do that job?

 Posted by at 10:41 am
May 062018
 

The video below is kinda fall-down funny… but it’s also incredibly sad. What do we have?

  1. A guy on an ocean fishing boat who doesn’t know what a sunfish is. I live in the freakin’ DESERT and I know what a sunfish is.
  2. He sees its fin flapping around… and he thinks it’s dead.
  3. No volume control and stuck at 11.
  4. No control over his emotions.
  5. Extremely limited vocabulary

So, passionate, demanding, unthinkingly profane, incapable of expressing himself beyond a few trite phrases and expletives and IGNORANT. He’s a one-man microcosm of modern political activism.

People are different, and I certainly understand and can even applaud enthusiasm over new experiences. But at some point enthusiasm become cringeworthy self parody. People need to learn to reign it the fark in sometimes.

 Posted by at 2:14 pm
Apr 272018
 

At UC Berkeley, a squirrel ran for student Senate and won — driving some people nuts

So a student ran a joke campaign for student senate and won. This is nothing new; it certainly worked for Trump and Obama. But this guy ran as a squirrel, wearing a squirrel costume, under the moniker “Furry Boi.” Some people are displeased at that, such as the editors of the Daily Californian, the campus newspaper:

Stop voting for unqualified ASUC candidates

It’s a shocking display of privilege to vote for a squirrel over candidates who have actual plans to help students who need it. Instead of electing qualified students who had real, tangible ideas — improving UCPD relations, boosting housing, bolstering sexual violence or mental health awareness — many of you (at least 538 strong) thought it might be a funny joke to have a man dressed up in a squirrel costume with no real platforms represent you at the administrative table.

A “shocking display of privilege.”  Privilege. PRIVILEGE.  The single word that, when used in earnest to disparage the other guy, most quickly says “ignore my opinion.” Anyway, the comments section is more full of sanity than the editorial, with nuggets of sanity such as:

Maybe if the ‘serious” candidates weren’t such insufferable SJW douchebags, the squirrel wouldn’t have won.

 

 Posted by at 5:39 pm
Apr 242018
 

The video link I’d posted a few days ago with Fresno State professor Randa Jarrar inciting violence and terrorism got taken down. So I went looking for a replacement video, and in the process found the video below, which seems to be a complete recording of the “discussion” that was excerpted. I say “seems” because I haven’t watched the whole thing. In fact, as I type this the video is currently paused at 15 seconds into a one hour, fifteen minute vid. Why? Because holy crap, that’s why. I try to be a tolerant guy. I recognize that I’m weird in my own way, grating to many, likely very annoying to listen to. But the first *word* spoken in this video set off my cringe-response about as powerfully as it ever has been. Yeesh. I dare y’all to take a look. Let me know how far you get before you go stabbing at that “pause” or “stop” or “turn it off, turn it off!” button.

UPDATE: tried it again, made it abut a minute in. All I can think is that somewhere, Paul Lynde must be looking on, shaking his head and saying “tone it down.”

 

 Posted by at 4:23 pm
Apr 222018
 

Here’s an interesting thing:

Back to the wild! How letting Mother Nature reclaim prime farmland and allowing cattle and ponies to run free produced breathtaking results

Short form:

If the writer is accurate, there was a 3,500 acre British farm growing barley and maize, and doing a poor job of it. Due to sitting on not very productive clay, the farm was barely breaking even. So the farm owners tried something different: “Screw this,” sez they, “let’s just let nature take its course.”

Rather than undergoing some complex and micromanaged conservation program, they just let the land alone. Neighboring farmers were displeased, thinking that this was going to result in a weedpocalypse. And early on they were indeed overrun with weeds. And then the butterflies came and the resulting caterpillars ate up the weeds. In the years since, with no effort on their part except for stocking a few species of critters like a native British breed of longhorn cattle, their land is now close to what Britain *used* to be like in the days before agriculture. Even better, the cattle that live there are well-fed, healthy and apparently damnfine producers of tasty beef; their numbers need to be culled to keep from over-populating. The place is now exploding with multiple bird species, deer, horses, wild pigs, insects.

A couple things:

1) Cool. Nature is spiffy.

2) This experiment takes a *giant* dump on some of the more important arguments made by vegans. The claim is often made that growing animals just to eat them is an inefficient way for humans to get nutrition and calories, since the vast farms that grow corn and whatnot to be turned into cow/pig/chicken feed could more easily just straight up feed humans. But here’s the thing: in this 3,500 acres, humans are apparently expending approximately *zero* effort, and the plants that are growing there are largely inedible to mankind. And yet… this dismal farmland, barely profitable with a whole lot of effort, is now cranking out foodcritters that are claimed to be healthier and tastier than  farmed beef. This is likely no great surprise to those who hunt their own venison and the like, but as far as I know wild cattle are much less often consumed.

I live in rural Utah farmland. The farms around here suck up a *lot* of water to turn this place into profitable land for wheat and corn… not surprising given that it is, after all, essentially the desert. But here’s the thing: I have my own nearly five acres of land. Before me, it was farmland. When I moved in, my plan was to do *nothing* with it, a promise I’ve kept. I grow no crops. And wheat and corn don’t exactly spring up on their own on this now un-irrigated land. But you know what? It’s nevertheless *alive.* It’s not at all unusual to have weeds two or three feet high out back, several acres of the stuff. Now, my land, only a few acres, is too small to be turned into some sort of nature park. And as alive as it is, it’s much too dry around here to really come to life like that British farm. But if even this dusty patch of Utah can spring to life on its own, imagine what a lot of Americas farms could become if properly non-managed. There would be a few potential advantages to re-wilding a few million acres:

  1. Stop draining aquifers. Some big ones are getting kinda close to DOOOOOOM levels of empty anyway.
  2. Meat without effort. Meat without hormones and antibiotics.
  3. Less expenditure on fertilizer and fuel. More CO2 yanked from the air and turned into oxygen.
  4. Less farmland to work… less need for farm workers. Back across the border ya go!
  5. If it’s not actually a farm, then it doesn’t need to be taxed like one… nor does it need or deserve the subsidies.

I’m not at all sure how to go about this on a major scale. Eminent domain is one way, and it is of course a desperate evil that should only be invoked in matters approaching National Security level (though using it to snag large stretches of, say, Detroit, bulldoze it and convert it into woodlands seems like an actually good use). Perhaps if farm subsidies were simply done away with, that might do it: farms that cannot economically compete without subsidies can be convinced to re-wild, perhaps via something like a twenty-year subsidy of its own. Instead of paying farmers to grow corn, you pay them – for a strictly limited period – to re-wild their land, seeding it with appropriate species of plants and animals and basically just leaving it alone. The surrounding farms would of course also lose *their* farm subsidies… but then, they are also losing competitors. Less corn and wheat on the market.

Vast privately owned stretches of nature could make money a number of ways. If the British model can be replicated, a whole lot of meat – cattle, pigs, deer, antelope, rhinos, buffalo, bison, mammoths, camels, elephants – will be self-sustaining and prosperous. Within a certain number of years their numbers will begin to push the lands carrying capacity… and then you start harvesting. Maybe some places will have some sort of industrial process where the herds of paraceratherium will be driven into pens and a certain number extracted. Others can let hunters pay to go take ’em down themselves.

 Posted by at 5:31 pm
Apr 182018
 

House Panel Considers Ban on Killing Dogs and Cats for Meals

In many locations in the US it is already illegal to eat cats & dogs, but this would make it illegal *Federally,* across all the US. And you know what… good.

You want to eat meat? Great. Lots of critters are perfectly cromulent meat critters. Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Fish. Chickens. Turkeys. Gators. Turtles. Crawdads. Sneks. Unicorns, if you can find one. Grasshoppers, if you’ve a mind to. But cats and dogs? Sorry, no.

Yes, yes, cats and dogs are consumed regularly in some cultures. But not *THIS* one, you mooks. If you come to the US, you come to join America and to *become* American. We are *all* about you keeping a whole lot of your home culture. It’s cool, we’re more than happy to incorporate the best bits and appropriate the parts of your home culture that are worth it. But you leave the suck stuff back there. And eating cats and dogs… stays back there.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Cats and dogs are on our team.

 Posted by at 4:54 pm
Apr 172018
 

Holy carp this is funny. Make sure to press the number buttons as instructed.

The YouTube comments are a delight:

100 years ago kids my age were fighting in the god damn world wars and here I am playing star wars music on a frog we have reached our peak as a species

  • Person: Do you play and instrument
  • Me: Hard to explain

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 5 4 3 Jingle Bells

7 777 8 7 7 87 6 5 6 7 777 8 7 7 9 My heart will go (Titanic)

Johan Sebastian Bach Fugue D Minor: 897345956234952349765239786320089758764654564765464356436324324636346436432643576876576756576 49587634957863495786349857634295786345987635632464565673473632452354234344634634583453459834659632536523764857634857562389457238947652378465-237865238467534-05763405634569238745923876928375-69273469872345937246589732465982356756237856237845823764587236549234650983465034650347569234569237845872365487236547823654876235487623547836-2548976253496235496

 Posted by at 2:10 am