Mar 152022
 

Earlier today I started seeing people freaking out about this headline:

Here’s 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia

Such as:

On one hand, that sounds insanely and unrealistically stupid. On the other hand, that’s exactly the sort of thing you might expect to see from clueless “influences” and other such ambulatory bipedal cancerous tumors. But before going nuts over how stupid it is, maybe it would make sense to actually try to find where it originates? Turns out it’s not that hard. After about four seconds on Google, the original source is found to be:

Here’s 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia

And what is “Cinch News Network?” From the bottom of their page:

About us

We are a super biased and undependable publication focused on furthering liberal policies in pursuit of a theoretical world where humans don’t act human.

I begin to suspect they just might be a satire site. But to be sure, let’s see what other stories they’re running:

Here’s why Ukraine citizens are good guys with guns, but you’re not

Hidden Federal gun control successfully passes, defeating sexism

Why white people owning dogs is racist

(Note: that last one I actually linked to a couple years ago, not grasping just what was going on…)

Here’s how God might be responsible for racism

White House considers hiring Stephen King to name the next 20 COVID-19 variants

So… yeah.

 Posted by at 6:42 pm
Mar 152022
 

A quote has been floating around for a while, attributed to Voltaire: “Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities Can Make You Commit Atrocities.” Like a lot of pithy quotes attributed to historical figures, it’s close, but not quite right. The original line in French is:

“Certainement qui est en droit de vous rendre absurde, est en droit de vous rendre injuste.”

This was in “Collection des lettres sur les miracles” published in 1767, available to view on Google Books.  Google Translate renders the line as:

“Certainly who has the right to make you absurd has the right to make you unjust.”

Close, but not exactly the same. But the meaning is probably pretty much spot-on. A history of the quote and it’s slow mutation is HERE. Why do I bring it up now? Well, seems relevant on a number of fronts:

1) If you as a Russian soldier believe Putins nonsense about Ukraine developing bioweapons to wipe out the Russian people, he can get you to wipe out the nation of Ukraine.

2) If you can be made to believe that a .223 is a “high power rifle” round, or that a standard capacity magazine is  “high capacity magazine,” or that rifles in any way pose some terrible threat to society, then you can be made to support laws that empower tyrants, imprison regular folks and embolden violent criminals.

3) If you as a Star trek fan can be made to believe that Michael Burnham is a good character, that Star Trek Discovery is a well-written show, then you can be made to believe that Star Trek is garbage (see also Ghostbusters 2016, Disney Star Wars, and the forthcoming Amazon “Lord of the Rings” fan fiction), and accept garbage shows with garbage messages as quality worth emulating.

4) If you as an English person can be made to believe the England has always been highly multi-ethnic, or if you as a Scandianvian person can be made to believe that the Vikings/Norse were populated with Africans and that Jarl Haakon was a black woman, or if you as an American can be made to believe that Westerns have nothing to teach us but that Americans are awful people, then you can be made to tear your own cultures down and replace them with… what?

The less said about “Drag Queen Story Hour,” the better… and yet, wholly relevant to this quote.

 Posted by at 1:03 pm
Mar 142022
 

NOTE: I suspect the idea I had that I lay out below is not exclusive to me. I would hope that those who could make this sort of thing happen are already working on it. But just in case I somehow dreamed up something new, I present the following…

– – – –

Because why not, here’s an open suggestion regarding an idea from yesterday about Ukrainian model kits. As I said, I’d plunk down money I don’t need to to buy kits depicting scenes of Ukrainian farmers trundling off with Russian armor… assuming those kits were *Ukrainian* kits.

Right now, and likely for the foreseeable future, though, Ukrainian model kit companies are unlikely to be in any sort of position to do any such thing. In contrast, European, American and Japanese companies *are.* So… how about this: a company like, say, Revell, Monogram, Tamiya, *somebody,* that is in a good situation gets in touch with whatever they can of a Ukrainian company such as ICM, and they collaborate in whatever capacity they can. Revell gets going on setting up the molds and the initial production; the kits are sold as a joint venture until such time as the kit makes back whatever Revell spent, and then the following proceeds go to ICM. And when the nonsense is over and ICM can return to functionality, the molds are transferred to ICM in Ukraine. This would not be done to enrich Revell, but also not to drain their wallets; even if they don’t make a dime from the venture, even if they lose some, it should be good PR.

A secondary issue would be the rights involved. One of my favorite videos that I posted yesterday shows two John Deere tractors hauling off a Tor anti-aircraft armored vehicle. I suspect that John Deere would be amenable to having such a kit manufactured, if one isn’t already available of the tractors shown. As for the Russian tank, if someone complains about intellectual property, now would be the time to tell them to go ᛖᚪᛏ ᚪ ᛒᚪᚷ ᚩᚠ ᛞᛁᛣᚳᛋ, Ivan; Russia has declared that it’s ok to steal the IP from other countries, so *yours* is now fair game.

Russia Legalizes Video Game Piracy, and More

It so happens that I live within just a few miles – heck, within the blast radius of a Russian nuke – from John Deere headquarters.

More videos of interest (who could have ever guessed that TikTok would be useful?):

@fuzzysnakebee

#ukraine #donbas #Crimea #russia #kyiv #farmer #slavaukraine #istandwithukraine🇺🇦

♬ chrisklemens youre coming home with me – Chris Klemens

@primeministersimon

Another farmer takes yet another tank hostage #ukraine #russia #putin #tank #farmer #war

♬ original sound – Simoncali

And this one. Two bits of video, the first I’ve seen before, the second I haven’t; I don’t know what the witnesses are saying, but I love *how* they’re saying it:

@oldrowofficial

SOME FARMER JUST STOLE A TANK IN UKRAINE LMAOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂 #ukraine #fyp #russia

♬ original sound – Old Row

 

 

 Posted by at 2:16 pm
Mar 132022
 

As a followup to this idea I had a few weeks ago… a YouTuber with suggestions regarding those interested in Ukrainian model kits and kit companies. Assuming Putin doesn’t nuke or otherwise salt the earth of Ukraine when he’s driven out like the little ᛒᛁᛏᛣᚻ he is, those model kit companies will probably be back… in some form, some day. I don’t doubt that some, many, most, maybe all of them might need to start from scratch; injection molding equipment tends to react poorly to bombardment and exposure to the elements. Relevant part starts around 3:24.

I’m not big on armor models, and I’ve never given a moments thought to building kits of farm equipment. But you know what? When this bullcrap is over, if Ukrainian companies start putting out kits of Ukrainian farmers towing Russian armor… I’ll buy them all.

 

 

 

Nothing runs like a Deere, baby!

 

 Posted by at 5:36 pm
Mar 102022
 

A Quinnipaic poll covered a lot of turf, but one question in particular had interesting results.

Vast Majority Of Americans Say Ban Russian Oil, Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds; Nearly 8 In 10 Support U.S. Military Response If Putin Attacks A NATO Country

Polling is, of course, not the same as demonstrated reality. Many who claim they’d stay and fight would doubtless runs screaming for the hills if the day actually came. But how many who *already* profess to cowardice would find courage in the moment of crisis?

Whites and hispanics say at roughly equal levels they’d stay and fight (though hispanics, interestingly, are a few percentage points more patriotic than whites), while blacks are far more likely to flee. Similarly, Republicans say to a statistically far higher degree that they’d stay and fight compared to Democrats; men would stay and fight far more often than women (so much for equality, huh).

 Posted by at 12:38 am
Mar 082022
 

Well, well.

Granted, there are lots of reasons to avoid Gropey Joe. But honestly, there are more reasons to avoid contact with Putin.

Boy, I sure am glad that the USA managed to achieve a fair bit of energy independence a few years ago. It’d be a damn shame if that had been squandered away, huh.

The way to deal with Russian oil is not to promise not to buy it… but to not to *need* it in the first place. Electric vehicles would be a handy way to go about that… and the way to make electric vehicles on a large scale make any sort of sense would be to have a boatload of shiny new gigawatt nuclear powerplants coming online every year. Any day now, right?

Right?

Some years ago, Obama’s chief of staff pointed out that you never want to let a crisis go to waste, because it presents an opportunity to make changes that you otherwise could not get accomplished. The Russian war presents the United States with several *spectacular* opportunities:

1) Energy independence. Nuclear, fracking, oil exploration on out own turf should be ramped up and made national security priorities.

2) The DoD has fallen *way* behind on weapons development. The M-1 Abrams and the AH-64 Apache date from the 70’s, the Javelin and Stinger from the 80’s, the F-35 from the 90’s.  We haven’t developed a new nuke in generations. Time for some new stuff… and fast.

3) Russia has threatened the ISS. Time to either abandon that orbital money pit, or boot the Russians from it and Americanize all aspects of operations and maintenance until such time as sanity prevails in Russia.

4) SpaceX should (and hopefully already is) be recognized as vital to America’s national interests, and thus should have the very best security. Physical protection against sabotage and outright strikes along with protection against theft of secrets should be priority #1 at the CIA and FBI. If recent Russian hijinks lead to this concept being more generally accepted not just at SpaceX but elsewhere, then the Chinese efforts to steal every damn thing will also be hindered. Additionally, SpaceX should spread out: manufacturing and launch sites in Texas, Florida, Vandenberg, Alaska, Colorado, Montana, Oklahoma, Hawaii, Guantanamo as a start, with point-to-point rocket transport sites built near *all* major cities over time. Does using Starship for ballistic cargo/passenger transport make sense? Probably not. Screw it, let’s do it anyway. As government boondoggles go, it would be a very minor one… and one that would *necessarily* lead to major improvements in many technologies.

5) All of the major launch systems that are now in a precarious state due to Russia cutting of the supply of rocket engines? yeah, THAT turned out stupid, huh. Globalization is fine when it comes to cheap toilet paper or Pokemon cards. Rockets? Computer chips? Drugs? No. Shoulda figured this out when the Commie Cough crapped on the planetary logistics system. Long past time to realize that some things need to be done in-house.

6) Democrats are discovering the sanctity of national sovereignty and of arming the Ukrainian populace with fully automatic weapons. These discoveries should be applied here as well: strengthen border security, deport illegals (both those sneaking across the border and those who overstay their visas), and at the very least institute universal reciprocity for concealed carry… and get rid of the NFA and all the gun-grabbery that followed. Defund the ATF; transfer the funds and staff to the INS.

 

Anyone who disagrees with these policy proposals is clearly a paid Putin shill.

 Posted by at 7:13 pm
Mar 062022
 

The hope among many is that the sanctions on Russia will cause the Russian people, or business class, or military, or *somebody* to pull their thumbs out and give Putin the boot. And it’s starting to look like those sanctions are really making a mess of sizable chunks of the Russian economy and daily life. but… as has been noted here and elsewhere, many, MANY times… Russians are kinda used to trouble. No boom today. boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow. Consequently, if the Russian government can adequately spin this mess as being the fault of EEEEVIL westerners, rather than their our bad behavior, chances are pretty good that the Russian people will simply muddle through as they’ve always done. The effects of sanctions are hardly likely to make things worse in Russia than they were during the Soviet years, at leas after the initial confusion settles down, and Russians lived under communism for 70 years without overthrowing their dictators.

Some relevant videos on the subject. The first one is the source of the title of the post:

The next one, if the translation is to be believed (I don’t speak Russian beyond “blyat” and “suka,” so for all I know they’re actually debating the merits of Cardi B vs. Justin Bieber), is some rather brave soul doing vox pop in Russia, showing locals photos of the attacks in Ukraine. A distressing number think – or at least express – that Putin is doing the right thing. Disturbing that the dangerhaired girl is on the side of right and reason here…

 Posted by at 5:29 pm
Mar 052022
 

Huh. Turns out that “Nosferatu” premiered 100 years ago yesterday. It remains one of the best – certainly one of the creepiest – vampire movies. It is responsible for some of the common tropes of vampires; prior to this movie, sunlight did not kill vampires, only weakened them. After this movie, vampire go POOF when sunlight hits them.

Max Schrecks portrayal of Count Orloc (Dracula) is damned otherworldly, and to my mind was always one of the more accurate to the Bram Stoker novel. Bela Lugosi did a fine enough job turning vampires into “romantic” figures, but up through Stoker and Nosferatu, vampires were undead beasts of filth and corruption, fundamentally different sorts of things to what vampires are now generally portrayed as. There was nothing redeemable or respectable or admirable or desirable about vampires, and “Nosferatu” knocked it out of the park getting that right.

It’s a shame that the 2000 film “Shadow of the Vampire” has not been released on Blu Ray, though it’s available on DVD. It’s a fictionalization of the making of “Nosferatu” starring John Malkovich as director F.W. Murnau and Willem Freakin’ Dafoe as Max Schreck. It is substantially awesome.

 

 Posted by at 1:47 am
Mar 052022
 

In recent decades we’ve seen lots of places go up in flames. But the war in Ukraine just *seems* different. Why? For some people on the left, the answer is easy: Ukraine is “white people.” But to me, it’s something else: Ukraine – the country, the buildings, the infrastructure, the culture, the cars, buildings, fashions, the STUFF – looks like *here.* All the wars in recent years have taken place in places that don’t look like here. They look like desert countries with lax building standards, or steamy jungles, or barely iron-age villages. But Ukraine? It looks like Illinois or Iowa.

It’s also winter. When was the last time you saw war in recognizable winter, apart from grotty Afghan mountains?

And Ukraine isn’t the only place affected that looks like here. The video below is from Russia (somewhere… it seems to be a big place), the YouTuber goes from gas station to gas station checking current gas prices. And honestly, I’d *love* to find gas going for the prices he’s paying… less than two bucks a gallon? Yes please! But something that struck me was when he went into the gas station/quick mart, it looked indistinguishable from the ones that dot Americas highways.

When China launches its invasion of Taiwan, there will likely be a lot of the same “hey, that reminds me of here” that was generally lacking from middle eastern and African conflicts. And like it or not, people empathize far more with places that remind them of home.

 Posted by at 12:08 am
Mar 042022
 

Something the Ukrainians are doing is broadcasting photos and videos of captured and killed Russians. I keep hearing that it is a violation of the Geneva convention – or is in some way a war crime – to release photos or videos of prisoners/ corpses that leaves the face identifiable. I don’t doubt this, and I can see the point of it… but *how* can this be a war crime for civilians, when it’s typically not illegal to broadcast photos and videos of criminals or accident victims? Is it illegal if the Ukrainian army or civilian government does it, but not if some average Joe does it?

 Posted by at 8:07 pm