Dec 242021
 

When the pinnacle of demasculated privilege encounters the real world… hilarity results.

These two guys went to Mexico and went off the beaten track without any functional understanding of the local culture and criminal situation, and met people they were convinced were the cartel… but who may have been the local self-defense civilians defending *against* the cartel. Their panic is freakin’ *hilarious,* and fundamentally counter-productive for them had they met the *actual* cartel. I can imagine the meltdown these men would have had had they made the mistake of wandering into downtown Tremonton, Utah, on a day when some ranchers decide to go to the diner with their guns on their hips.

This avoidance of accepting the realities of the world *and* choosing to be passive victims? Yeah, that’s not a good long term survival strategy, although it may have served them well this time… if the people they met were indeed cartel members, they found the Americans to be laughably pathetic and let them go out of pity. Great Odin, man… how are you going to defend your women when the time comes? Yeesh.

Best advice: ᛗᚪᚾ ᛏᚻᛖ ᚠᚢᚳk ᚢᛈ

Or… dunno. Stay hilariously useless. I’m sure there are some in the warlords council who would have use for you…

I had thought of linking to a page I found with a bunch of unedited cartel videos. The State Department would do well to mandate that any American intending to visit Mexico or points south, or regions in the United States with uncontrolled borders, watch a few hours of those videos before being sent on their way. But I decided against directly linking because, holy carp, those vids will mess with your calm. But they will also show you the reality of a “defund the cops” world.

 Posted by at 9:09 pm
Dec 212021
 

But now I do:

The full interview:

UPDATE: Watchign it now. There is substnatial uncomfortableness on display… the culture of Elon Musk is clearly different from that of The Babylon Bee. Musk is autistic, the BB guys are outgoing; there is some clash there. And Musk loves him some expletives; not only do they censor that, you can *feel* them cringing away. Heh.

UPDATED UPDATE: Blast. This isn’t the whole interview; it looks like some of the best bits are tucked behind a subscription paywall. Bah.

UPDATED UPDATED UPDATE: The Babylon Bee posted the fully full interview; I’ve replaced the truncated one above with the full version. The second part starts about 49 minutes in. I’ve started watching again… it starts *right* off with Musk making a point I have before that humanity is the only species that can make spaceships and spread life elsewhere. he then promptly goes on to smack-talk the story of Noah’s Ark, which joke goes over like a lead balloon with that group. Heh.

“Entropy: the ultimate enemy. You thought the Devil was bad? Try entropy. Try getting away from that.” Ha!

“… maybe what we have here is a very, very rare situation, a brief flickering of consciousness, like a little candle in a vast darkness. And we should not let that little candle go out.”

 Posted by at 8:19 pm
Dec 212021
 

Because it’s always a good time for a really *quality* rendition of a good song, here is Eric Cartman singing “Come Sail Away” by Styx. As the top commenter on the video notes:

“I want this played as loud as possible during my funeral.”

 

 Posted by at 1:58 am