May 142022
 

If you are going to insult someone, it’s generally most effective if the insult actually sounds like an insult, or the satire is clear. The least effective kinds of insults are the ones where the insulted person wears the insult as a source of pride. Remember “box of deplorables? How’d that work out?

Biden’s new ‘ultra-MAGA’ label came after six months of liberal-funded focus group research: Report

The president’s new slogan was quickly embraced by Republicans

GOP laughs off Biden’s ‘ultra-MAGA’ attack, calling it ‘hilarious’

Biden officials, though, are digging in. “The term ‘MAGA’ is repellent to swing voters,” a source familiar with the White House strategy told NBC News.

I haven’t done months of polling, but with gas prices at a record high, inflation back to 70’s levels, the threat of nuclear war *closer* than the horizon, baby formula vanishing from the shelves… “Make America Great Again” seems like it aught to be a pretty appealing notion just now.

If you do a Google Image Search on “ultra MAGA,” the first things that pop up are a row of “Ultra MAGA” T-shirts. Who do yo think would be buying and wearing these? Democrats hoping to stick it to the Trump voters? Amazon is already loaded with “Ultra MAGA” T-shirts and hats and other products. If you want to see a bunch of them, click HERE (and if you buy from that or the following links, some of that Ultra MAGA money trickles down to me. So, you know… spend baby spend!).

 

And then there’s this. It’s not an Ultra MAGA shirt, but the message is a good one:

 Posted by at 3:23 pm
May 042022
 

Well, this should prove an interesting tale, especially when they figure out the motive:

Attacker had an ill-defined weapon… apparently it looked like a gun, but was a knife… and apparently it could hurl the blade. “Ballistic knives” are fundamentally kinda useless weapons, only cool to those in middle school, but they’re also often illegal which seems to be the case in California. Since they are illegal in California, and since a criminal certainly would not break the law in California, it’s a mystery what the attacker actually had.

I’m 50/50 on whether the attacker was politically motivated or just bog standard bugnuts. In either case, it’s reasonable to assume that public displays of humor are likely going to decline a bit.

 Posted by at 10:29 am
Apr 292022
 

The uncomfortably-named “Padraig Belton” who works for the BBC came to the US and forgot that the US doesn’t have British power outlets, so he went to WalMart. He reported on twitter his findings.

The whole thread is just filled with comedy gold.

There are times when I really, REALLY miss Utah. Where the local grocery store sold ammo and magazines, but if I wanted pistols, shotguns and AR-15s I’d have to walk all the way next door to the Ace Hardware.

 Posted by at 10:10 am
Apr 282022
 

The question has been asked a bajillion times since about five minutes after “The Lord of the Rings” was published: why didn’t Gandalf simply call in the eagles to fly the One Ring to Mount Doom? Would have saved a *lot* of time and trouble. Fans have dreamed up many theories about why the eagles weren’t called in, but the video below purports to be audio of J.R.R. Tolkien explaining exactly why he did not have that solution in his book. His explanation is *really* good, the best explanation possible:

Unfortunately, it’s fake.

 

 Posted by at 1:51 am
Apr 272022
 

Ghostbusters 2016 is a terrible film. Part of that is of course the toxic nature of the people responsible for it, but the film itself is crap regardless of the culture-eroding behavior of those responsible. If the universe was a good and just place, GB16 would be utterly forgotten by now… but here we are, in a world filled with famine and disease and earthquakes and Bernie Bros, so GB16 remains a blight on the ass of society. Fortunately, when it is discussed these days, it is largely discussed in terms of just how awful it is and what makes it awful. The following two-part video does a good job of breaking down the terrible decisions that led to that cinematic trainwreck. It is vastly more entertaining than the movie itself.

 Posted by at 3:13 pm