Aug 132022
 

You might note that I’ve never plastered permanent Ukraine flag banners or Pride Month or BLM flags or any such. I wonder if my failure to do so might have hurt my business opportunities with certain groups and individuals that require such displays of insincere allegiance. So… here’s a first tentative step towards rectifying that, by posting some things I fully support:

What else should an enlightened feller such as myself glom onto?

 Posted by at 12:22 am
Aug 052022
 

If you live in a city that has been run sufficiently poorly, it’s quite possible that you *do* see robberies of stores on a daily basis. But the store employee/owner shanking the hell out of one of the robbers? Kinda innovative.

People dressed like Antifa getting what’s coming to people who act like Antifa? I’m not remotely upset about it.

 

UPDATE: video enlongered:

FAFO.

The store owners response to “Please don’t let me die, this wasn’t my idea” is comedy GOLD.

 Posted by at 6:40 pm
Aug 012022
 

I don’t care who you are, this right here is *funny.*

If you think it’d be just neato-keen to get a tattoo in some foreign language, go right ahead. But is it really so much of a bother to put some actual thought into it first? I checked out a number of these, both Chinese and Japanese, on Google Translate, and the video seems to be generally correct in the wacky translations of the ones that are shown. Which means that if you want, say, “courage” tatted on your arm in Chinese, you could get 勇氣  (Yǒngqì) and feel *reasonably* confident that you won’t come off as too much of a fool. Heck, at least you could do your translation, print it out and show it to a Chinese speaker and see if they say it means what you think it does. Is it really *that* friggen’ hard?

I bet a lot of Chinese-speaking tattoo artists are tempted to slap “愚蠢的白人自由主義者” on their customers.

 

 Posted by at 9:01 am
Jul 262022
 

When the hammer falls and Twitter is finally swept from the public consciousness… one account shall remain:

 

But With Raptors. heh.

 Posted by at 10:56 am