Jun 272010
 

… was not a vuvuzela.

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Gandalf Goes To The World Cup

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Honestly, if the worldwide soccer community wants to keep this kids game from becoming terribly popular in the US, they could not have come up with a better weapon than the vuvuzela. Well, except maybe soccer itself. Ye gods it’s dull.

 NOTE: The vuvuzela is not some ancient bit of respected culture. It was invented – and the name trademarked – in two-thousand-friggen’-one.

Vuvuzelas even ruin one of lifes true joys, Free Boobies:

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Play the game! Vuvuzela Hero: Legend Of Africa

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And leave it to the British to figure out a way to ruin *any* website with vuvuzelas. Here’s a go at The Unwanted Blog.

And the Mormon church might want to start rethinking some of their symbolism. Once it becomes general knowledge that the Angel Moroni is blatting away on one of these damned horns, a lot of people are *really* not gonna be interested when the nice young men in the suits and bicycle helmets show up…

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 Posted by at 10:56 pm

  3 Responses to “The Horn of Helm Hammerhand…”

  1. You have to see the tasteless monstrosity that is the interior artwork of the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City – as you spiral up the stairs in front of it, you realize just what a great job Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel by comparison.
    If it was any worse, it would be done with fluorescent paints on black velvet.

  2. in Germany, Hessia
    a US soldier try to murder his german neighbors
    who was using vuvuzela too much
    only they both got almost shot by unnerve german police …

  3. 2001? Hell I was upsetting my neighbor’s parents (and my own) around 1972 or so with one of those things. Of course they didn’t have a ‘name’ way back then, just gathered comments about trying to attract some “love-sick-moose” with damn thing…

    Randy

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