Awesomest “plush” toys EVAR
I admit I have a few of the Cthulhu plushies. But these take the prize for just plain neato. And I bet they’d make great gifts for the children of creationist friends and family members!
Evolvems - Evolutionary Transforming Plush
From fins to feet, zip and flip to evolve
As we know, it all started with a big bang. The Earth was cooling, autotrophs were drooling, all that good stuff. And there were cool creatures like the bony-finned Coelacanth, the toothy Dimetrodon, the hidden dragon known as Yinlong and the Pakicetus, the furry landlubber ancestor to the whale. But we wouldn’t stop there. No way, we’re paleontologists! That’s who we are, that’s who we are, that’s who we are. Unzip and flip the creature inside out and you’ll get its evolved form. Watch fins turn to feet and gills grow into lungs right before your eyes. The best part is that all you kids who want to see ‘em don’t have to line up at our museum. You can have your own piece of evolution in your own home and bring it in for show n’ tell at school. Show those other monkeys their roots, we say.
Product Specifications
- For ages 6 years and up
- Creatures evolve by flipping them inside out to reveal a new creature
- The four creatures are:
- Coelacanth-Ichthyostega
- Dimetrodon-Cynognathus
- Yinlong-Styracosaurus
- Pakicetus-Squalodon
- Size: Approximately 9 x 4 inches
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And no, I’m not a paid spokesblogger. Bastards aren’t even advertising here. I just thought these were nifty.