Aug 022020
 

So in Maine it is legal to have and use marijuana… but it’s not legal to sell it. So how does a company legally make money in Maine off weed? Quite simple: if you have *lost* your weed, their incredible team of psychics will, for a fee, find it for you.

F’ing BRILIANT.

At Incredibles.me we pride ourselves in being able to recover your lost cannabis and return it to you in minutes, not hours.

Capitalism: solving the worlds problems and making a buck doing it.

LEGALITY OF RECREATIONAL WEED IN MAINE

Cannabis Delivery Services are illegal in Maine.  Gifting Cannabis is illegal in Maine.  Don’t worry though! It is still legal for an Adult age 21/+ to carry 2.5oz of Cannabis Flower and up to 5 grams of concentrates!

So under your scenario you are in Maine vacationing, living, etc… and you lost your weed.  OH NO!  Who do you call? The INCREDIBLES.ME Psychic Service!  We have Psychics roaming all over Portland communicating with their deity, their spirit guides, and having religious moments of clarity. We can guarantee to find your LOST WEED!! (For a small, but very worth while fee!).

Just login to this site, and select the cannabis or cannabis products you lost, and give us your address.  We will find YOUR weed and get it back to you ASAP.  Fees vary based on the time it takes us to find your weed, the quantity of weed we have to locate, and the distance in which we have to travel to get YOUR LOST weed back to you.

I get it… it sounds like crazy crackpot stuff right? Well it is effective, and more importantly it is (in our opinion) LEGAL! (It also is out of respect for law enforcement, we are not scoff laws, we respect the men and women in blue who protect this State.) Maine is going through some cannabis growing pains. While these growing pains are happening, why not avail yourself of our services? We are not a delivery service, we are not furnishing you weed.  We are simply returning YOUR property!  If you have LOST your weed, please feel free to reach out to us! Your word is good enough for us. If you say you LOST IT, we will FIND IT, GUARANTEED or you pay nothing.

I don;t smoke weed. Do you? I DON’T CARE. So any dodge, hustle, scam someone can come up with to find loopholes in dumbass laws and exploit them, making a profit while providing a product people actually want… wonderful.

 Posted by at 10:38 pm