Unarmed Gentle Giant Teenage Strongarm Robber came from interesting folks:

Michael Brown’s Mother Facing Accusations of Armed Robbery

It’s like classic-era Jerry Springer Show leaped forward in time and vomited forth a couple episodes worth of idiots.

Related:

Ferguson braces for grand jury decision in Michael Brown shooting

And in news from Bizarro World…

Michael Brown’s parents plan to testify before the U.N. next week

That would be in Geneva, Switzerland. Of course, if Mom’s in jail at the time…