“Fifty Shades of Grey”

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Jun 272012

I haven’t read it, nor do I plan to. Doesn’t really seem like it’d be my thing (I haven’t heard whether Cthulhu or nuclear pulse propulsion makes an appearance). However… from the sounds of it, the Gilbert Gottfried audio book version might be worth getting…

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