Aug 112011
For no verifiably useful reason, I decided to take a look at my Blog Stats. Shows stuff like how many visits the blog gets, where people click links to come to it, which posts got how many visits, etc. One set of stats is “search terms” people use to come to the blog. Below is what’s listed for yesterday. Note that people don’t seem to be coming to the blog for fantastic photography of cats or lightning, or unbuilt aircraft & spacecraft projects, or political rants & news: no, people want Hot Redheads.
Every single data point tells me that if I want to make money, I’ve gotta turn The Unwanted Blog into a hardcore pornaterium.
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These are terms people used to find your site.
Yesterday
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| redhead | 35 |
| awesome | 20 |
| unwanted blog | 15 |
| focke wulf fw 198 | 14 |
| the unwanted blog | 8 |
| hot redhead | 8 |
| messerschmitt me-328 3-view | 7 |
| hot red head | 6 |
| juno 2 irbm | 5 |
| natf | 5 |
| f-111b | 5 |
| x-24 | 5 |
| hot redheads | 4 |
| are smurfs evil | 4 |
| nuclear lightbulb | 4 |
| aircraft cutaway | 4 |
| world trade center jumpers | 4 |
| fokker/republic d-xxiv alliance | 4 |
| chain lightning 1950 film | 4 |
| plans japanese submarines wwii | 3 |
| why are smurfs evil | 3 |
| lhx | 3 |
| gold ak 47 gun | 3 |
| terminator hk aerial | 3 |
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yep, roule nr°1 of Internet: sex sells!
so bring more Hot Redheads to the Blog.
slobber, drivel, drool…
Expect to find more porn-type searches after this posting. People will try searching for anal sex or hardcore just to see if they get any results.
Come for the Hot Redheads, Stay for the Rockets. And Cats, of course.
While I do come for the rockets and the occasional political rant, I for one would not be disappointed if the redhead-to-cat ratio were to be increased.
I think it’s our duty, as commeters, to mention hot redheads as often as possible to boost your stats. Preferably nude hot redheads. And hot nude red heads. And cats. Hey! Your cats are nude, aren’t they? No, I won’t go there …
It’s that Christina Hendricks effect, still in action.
Now, dye the cat’s hair red, start advertising “Hot, Red-Headed Pussies” and watch where the stats go!
The market has spoken. Just keep a section for those of us whose fantasy lives are not centered exclusively on hot women we know we will never meet.