In many locations in the US it is already illegal to eat cats & dogs, but this would make it illegal *Federally,* across all the US. And you know what… good.
You want to eat meat? Great. Lots of critters are perfectly cromulent meat critters. Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Fish. Chickens. Turkeys. Gators. Turtles. Crawdads. Sneks. Unicorns, if you can find one. Grasshoppers, if you’ve a mind to. But cats and dogs? Sorry, no.
Yes, yes, cats and dogs are consumed regularly in some cultures. But not *THIS* one, you mooks. If you come to the US, you come to join America and to *become* American. We are *all* about you keeping a whole lot of your home culture. It’s cool, we’re more than happy to incorporate the best bits and appropriate the parts of your home culture that are worth it. But you leave the suck stuff back there. And eating cats and dogs… stays back there.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Cats and dogs are on our team.