Jan 112020
 

“Star Wars: Resistance” is an animated Star Wars series currently in its second – and last – season on Disney. I’ve found it to be at best “meh.” A lot of that is due to the target audience… it is clearly meant to be a kids show, with a lot of pratfalls, slapstick humor, simplistic characters and storytelling, etc. And a lot of the problem is due to the timeframe: it’s set at the time of “The Force Awakens,” which automatically kinda makes it suck. The most grating aspect of the show is the main character, one Kazuta Xiono, who is portrayed as someone who in a better series would be the comic relief. He’s a clumsy dumbass who is difficult to take at all seriously.

But then…

Which does kinda shift my opinion of the character. In a franchise that has repeatedly depended on space wizards and my least favorite trope of all time, “Chosen Ones,” Kaz is a guy with no force-powers whatsoever who succeeds by the fact that he has learned skills through hard work and training. Compared to MaRey Sue, who is the Bestest Jedi EVAR without needing a moments effort to train or learn, Kaz is freakin’ Shakespearean in his quality.

 Posted by at 11:39 am
Jan 112020
 

Who coulda guessed?

Iran plane crash: Ukrainian jet was ‘unintentionally’ shot down

Iran says its military “unintentionally” shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet, killing all 176 people on board, Iran’s state TV reports.

The statement said it had done so due to “human error” after the plane flew close to a sensitive site belonging to Iran’s Revolutionary Guards.

This is zero surprise whatsoever. However, where things can get arguable is the definition of “unintentional.” I have no doubt that nobody involved explicitly wanted to shoot down a Ukranian jetliner… but I’d bet that a lot of those involved wanted to shot down *something.* The Revolutionary Guard is filled with people like Qasem Soleimani, crazed homicidal maniacs who are less distressed by killing innocent civilians than they are in failing to have killed the *right* innocent civilians.

 Posted by at 12:25 am
Jan 102020
 

I haven’t watched Amazon’s “Jack Ryan” series. I heard season 1 was good… and I’ve heard that season 2 was a trash fire. After watching this review, I can believe it.

Basically, it seems that season 2 revolved around Venezuela being an economic basketcase run by bad people. Well… sure, because that’s the actual factual case for Venezuela. But it seems that “Jack Ryan” has decided to rewrite history and claim that Venezuela is this way because of a pseudo-right wing government… and that the heroic opposition is just a female version of the socialists who in reality trashed Venezuela in the first place.

Those of you who remember the awesomely awful  action movies and TV shows of the 80’s doubtless remember Our Heros going to some Latin American craphole run by tin pot dictators. And when you’d crack open your World Book encyclopedia set, you’d find no mention of the craphole country… because Hollywood simply invented it. And that’s a fair way to go. Invent a country and you can claim anything about it you like. But when you use a *real* country and your show isn’t explicitly an alternate history show, ya gotta kinda stick to the facts. Those same 80’s action shows that featured fictional South American, Caribbean, Asian and African countries would also often send Our Heroes to places like East Germany and the Soviet Union… where Our Heroes would tangle with commies. Not Nazis or emperors or magical wizard realms, but the bad guys who were actually there. So why does “Jack Ryan” swap out the actual bad guys in Venezuela with not just fictional ones but 180-degree-off-axis bad guys? Really only one reason springs to mind as being at all realistic: the writers want to use the humanitarian disaster that is Venezuela, but they still like the ideology that produced it. You can’t show the electorate that the policies pushed by Bernie and AOC will lead to Americans being forced to eat their pets; do that, and Bad Orange Man might get re-elected!

So, yeah, I guess I can scratch “Ryan” off my “must watch” list.

 Posted by at 2:17 pm
Jan 092020
 

Air Force Displays Model Of Exotic And Potentially Revolutionary Hybrid Electric Airlifter

The propulsion system may be efficient, but it has the appearance of not being a particularly stealthy one, which makes for a schizophrenic contrast with the clearly stealthified fuselage. Amusingly, if you look closely the USAF insignia on the wings of the model are *deeply* engraved.

 

 Posted by at 6:56 pm
Jan 092020
 

Oh ye gods…

Can You Locate Iran? Few Voters Can.

This. This right here. This is *exactly* why I do not support efforts to make voting easier or to legally mandate that everyone vote. Because not everyone is either smart enough or educated well enough for their vote to be *worth* counting. If you guessed that Iraq is actually Iran… well, you’re wrong, but I guess not too far wrong. But if you guessed Romania or freakin’ *England* or the got-damned middle of the Med is Iran… sit down, shut up, don’t vote.

But it gets worse:

Australia? Kansas? The mid-Atlantic ridge??? This, gentlemen, is how Bernie and AOC gets elected.

 Posted by at 1:02 am
Jan 082020
 

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 Posted by at 3:43 pm
Jan 072020
 

A Ukrainian 737 went down shortly after taking off from the Tehran airport, taking 180 passengers with it. It’s not too often that modern jetliners burst into flames in mid air. Getting shot down by twitchy Iranian missile operators seems not unlikely.

 

 

 Posted by at 9:57 pm