Apr 142020
 

Not screeching insanely at the camera or engaging in massive self indulgence, but… dping actually interesting stuff. Take, for example actor Henry Cavill (link to a worthy instagram post):

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Considering we are, both, going through the Easter period, and going through The Lockdown, I figured it a good time to put a silver lining onto the cloud that is some of the darker moments during this time. So I've decided to polish some old skills and try my hand at some new ones! It is a time of rebirth after all. So, as you can see here, the obvious might look a little bit like a tiny helmet…which it is. One of my almost life long hobbies, that I've been following but not actively doing, is this. A company called Games Workshop…or plastic crack as "we" call it. Genuinely can't get enough of the lore they have built over the decades. They have been some of my most enthused reads! If you were in denial about me being a geek before, you can't hide from it now. Also, in the background of this photo, there may just be some completely new skills I'm working on…..or there may not be, so all of your eye squinting and attempts at digital unfocusing will be in vain….orrrr maybe they won't. I also wanted to take this opportunity to thank, from the bottom of my heart, all of the NHS (National Health Service, here in the UK) and healthcare workers worldwide, for your unceasing efforts to protect us. I imagine it might be feeling a little rough right now, but you Ladies and Gents are absolutely smashing it! Keep it up! You got this. "Hold on a second", I hear you utter….."if he has both hands in the photo…how is he taking the photo??" New skills, my friends….new skills. #Easter #Passover #GamesWorkshop #ProperGeek #Custodes #NewSkills #NHS #ThankYou #Raggy?

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Sure, it’s a single photo. But it’s a single photo of the guy who gets paid millions of dollars to play Superman holding and painting a tiny little Warhammer 40K figure. Not my hobby, but it’s a worthy one, and orders of magnitude more respectable than anything Madonna is up to these days.

 Posted by at 8:59 pm
Apr 142020
 

Ello, ello…

A picnic? That’s done it for you, guvna!

Oy.

Don’t give American governors ideas, mate.

If’n the above tweets don’t appear, read about ’em here:

UK Police face online backlash about Orwellian ‘hiding in the shadows’ tweet

 Posted by at 6:09 pm
Apr 142020
 

Microsoft deletes HoloLens commercial featuring controversial artist Marina Abramović after public backlash

If, like me, you saw that headline and went “Marina who?” then be forewarned: she takes “weirdo” to a whole new weird level. She’s a “performance artist,” which often enough means less about any actual artistic talent and more about the ability to ᛒᚢᛚᛚᛋᚺᛁᛏ and self-promote and convince the vacuous that she is “deep.”

 Posted by at 5:54 pm
Apr 142020
 

A concept circa 1968 for a Sikorsky “Advancing Blade Concept” troop transport. The ABC rotor system theoretically permits notably higher forward speed than is normal for helicopter, since the lift generator at high forward speeds is balanced (not the case for conventional choppers). The ABC rotor system was tested extensively in the 70’s with the Sikorsky S-69, but the design and materials of the time were not quite up to the challenge and the craft suffered from excessive vibration. In recent years the tech seems to have been more or less perfected with the S-97 Raider, which hopefully will go into production and finally fulfill the promise of the ABC rotor system.

 Posted by at 12:46 am
Apr 132020
 

This is going to end up being *really* expensive for someone…

64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet

Short form: a French company boss who had never expressed any interest in such a thing was given a surprise gift of a flight in a Rafale fighter jet. He apparently freaked out and hit the “ejector seat button.” He was booted from the plane and landed under a parachute; the pilot safely landed the fighter.

The investigation seems to have found that the passenger is not at fault. I don’t know what the ejection system is like in a Rafale, but if it is a simple button (and it almost certainly isn’t), then it would seem to be a design flaw. Typically the ejection system requires a bit more effort than pushing a button. The ejector seat for the Rafale seems to be the Martin-Baker Mk16. The ejection system for that looks like it’s the yellow and black striped “loop” between the pilots legs… give that a good strong pull and out you go. Rather more involved than pushing a button… but for someone with minimal training and a heart in tachycardia, that would seem to be an obvious thing to grab onto and pull real hard.  Maybe they should disable ejection for passengers in such flights, I dunno.

 Posted by at 6:46 pm
Apr 132020
 

It seems that living lives of being the center of attention really does drive people insane. At the very least, it looks like many of them become addicted to constant attention, and when they can’t get it, they go bugnuts. Gentlemen, behold:

Celebrities Are Coming Unhinged During Quarantine, and I’ve Never Felt More Seen

Fame. It’s a hell of a drug.

I’ve never understood the need some people seem to have to be the center of attention. Not a need I have in great abundance; hell, the whole point behind starting this blog a dozen years ago wasn’t to go “lookit me!” but more “buy my stuff!” and that, along with being a simple way to bitch about things and serve as a crude diary just about covers it. So far as I’m aware I’ve never posted anything that should give a clear idea of what I even look like, because y’all don’t need to know what I look like and I have no burning desire that y’all know what I look like. So  all these overpaid weirdos making fools of themselves because they’re sad that they can’t go out in front of an audience? No sympathies.

 Posted by at 6:37 am
Apr 122020
 

NASA does not seem to have thought highly of the Boeing proposal for the Lunar Gateway…

 

Source Selection Statement for the Gateway Logistics Services Contract

Particularly within the Technical Approach subfactor (the most important within the Mission Suitability factor), Boeing’s proposal was the lowest rated of the four offers, with the inadequacy of its cargo stowage design identified as a significant weakness. I further note that Boeing took several exceptions to the RFP and predicated its fixed price on several key assumptions/exceptions. This made it impossible for the SEB to determine whether Boeing’s offered price was reasonable. From a Past Performance standpoint, Boeing did very well, having earned a High Level of Confidence rating (along with NGIS and SpaceX). However, Boeing’s High rating cannot overcome its Mission Suitability ratings and the significant issues present in its Price proposal. That is, since Boeing’s proposal was the highest priced and the lowest rated under the Mission Suitability factor, while additionally providing a conditional fixed price, I have decided to eliminate Boeing from further award consideration. This offeror’s evaluation results and my assessment thereof, combined with the relative order of importance of the RFP’s evaluation factors, have led me to conclude that Boeing is not competitive for award.

It’s Not Boeing And They Ain’t Going.

Gone are the days when Boeing was run by engineers and ruled the world.

 Posted by at 3:47 am
Apr 122020
 

Rockwell’s Space Shuttle design as of November, 1972. Obviously very similar to the final product, but a few notable differences, including the retro-rocket on the nose of the ET (meant to make sure the tank fell into the Indian Ocean), the sleeker OMS pods, fairings extending onto the cargo bay doors; the External Tank being about 2 feet narrow in diameter and this notably longer; the slightly repositioned boosters; and a myriad of slight differences in contours.

 Posted by at 2:52 am