Apr 252023
 

The first artifact has arrived, a Samsonite briefcase. I am *largely* certain that this is the correct case; there are certainly a largish number of them readily available on Ebay. There are some minor differences between this one and the prop, most of the differences explainable as modifications: the key locks have been removed and replaced with featureless aluminum disks/cylinders; the tabs on the prop have concave ends rather than just squared-off ends. There is a small placard affixed to the middle of the briefcase… I can see “Honeywell,” then something that might be numbers, and then “EXECUTIVE.” The interior lining needs to be removed and the whole thing cleaned, the metal polished and the metal base that the handle is fixed to painted black.

And, of course, the current residents evicted. This took about five seconds; it is a box, after all.

I will wait a little bit before launching into a full preparation. The intercom/phone should be the next item to arrive, and if it fits in this case as it should, then I’ll be off to the races. If it doesn’t… well, I’ll need to rethink the case, I guess. Pretty confident, though.

 Posted by at 6:50 pm
Apr 242023
 

Pretty sure I got this component nailed:

 

This appears to be a “Pyramid” compact tripod. There are a bunch of ’em on ebay in the United Kingdom, largely for reasonable prices; but international shipping is anything but reasonable these days. Fortunately I found a vaguely reasonably priced tripod in the US that, while not called out as a “Pyramid,” appears to be exactly the same thing:

Features to note, common to the prop and to the “Pyramid”:

1) black shafts

2) silver caps on either end

3) Black elliptical rubber “feet”

4) Rounded ends on bottom caps with knurling

5) Slightly enlarged diameters at the tops of the upper caps

The prop tripod seems to be either missing the top camera-platform, or it’s folded down out of view.

Once again, I’d *swear* that somewhere along the line I saw a photo of the prop with the camera removed and set up on the tripod. Anybody have any pointers to that…

 

 Posted by at 11:47 pm
Apr 242023
 

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this, but I never fail to be impressed with the delivery. Steven Spielberg, director of “Jaws,” gave Robert Shaw permission to write this monologue about the sinking of the USS Indianapolis (after the great John Milius had a crack at it). Shaw then delivered it, reportedly, drunk. And it’s one of the most amazing bits of understated acting in film history. One of the details I’ve always liked is how Hooper goes from jovial to “Oh Crap” in one breath when Quint says that his removed tattoo is of the USS Indianapolis.

 

I’m a bit disturbed that so many of these reactors are unaware of the story of the Indianapolis. But given how ignorant so many people are about so many things anymore, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

 

“Jaws” is still eminently watchable, one of the great films of all time.

 Posted by at 8:53 pm
Apr 242023
 

On the left of the briefcase computer are numeral keys. These seem to have come from a Remington Rand Printing Calculator or something similar; that was 1957 vintage, so likely starting to become broken and obsolete by the time the prop department was looking for stuff to strip. Unfortunately these items are rare and expensive. Fortunately, very similar keys seem to have been used later on a series of Remington adding machines, which are much more numerous and much cheaper. the keys themselves look about the same, but the fonts used are different… compare the “8’s”.

I’ve not found the keys with the mathematical functions. Those looks structurally identical to the keys from the Super Riter typewriter, so they’re doubtless also a Remington product. However, for a prop reproduction cast copies with appropriate symbols printed on them would seem perfectly acceptable.

Above the numbers are six low buttons. Not quite sure what these are… might be push buttons, might be indicator lights.

 

 Posted by at 6:33 pm
Apr 222023
 

Thanks to commenter “Mr_Hiena: ” the phone component of the “laptop” appears to be a Bogen TQ12a intercom:

 

Fortunately there were (“were“) two of these on eBay. The two were identical to each other, but *not* to the unit shown above; the unit above, and the one in the “laptop,” have little tabs on the handset rest (which is also taller in the prop unit) that aren’t on the ebay units. This difference could be fixed easily enough, along with changing the color. However, they otherwise seem essentially the same, including the hatchwork on the back of the handset.

One component down…

 

 Posted by at 5:22 pm
Apr 202023
 

The script writers are doubtless already hard at work. or at least, busy feeding news reports into chatbots to do the work for them…

Massive gold heist at Pearson International Airport investigated by Mounties

A news report Thursday said that 3,600 pounds of gold — worth more than $100M — being moved through the airport had been stolen

Nearly two fricken tons of gold just… walked off.

Yeah, movie time.

 Posted by at 10:47 pm
Apr 202023
 

I would love to have a replica of the briefcase “laptop” that was built for “2001: A Space Odyssey.” I don’t know that I’ll have the time or the funds to actually see that happen myself, but I’d love to see *someone* pull it off. Maybe figuring out what the source of the various bits here would help me, or someone else, to actually see it happen. So… one thing at a time. First, this prop:

This prop was built by Honeywell circa 1965, and it’s reasonable to assume that most of the components were Honeywell components. That’s not a certainty, however. On the righthand side of the briefcase was a telephone using an unusual hybrid of a dial and push buttons; buttons such as became pretty much standard in the sixties and beyond, but laid out in a circle like a dial telephone. Below are cropped images of just the phone and the hand-held receiver. Note a few distinctive features beyond the buttons: the black circle in the “dial” that appears to have the numbers printed on it (rather than having the numbers on the buttons themselves); the raised frame the receiver would fit on; the crosshatching on the outer surface of the receiver, similar detailing in at least the lower/mouth “well” of the body of the phone.  I don’t have the foggiest how to go about trying to find out what this was; Google image searches using what seemed relevant search terms didn’t turn up much, and searching eBay for vintage 1960’s push button phones resulted in tens of thousands of results, far to many to look through without going insane. Doubtless, though, there is someone somewhere who would look at this and know *exactly* what kind of phone it was. The red Honeywell “H” in the middle of the dial is very likely a decal added by the prop builder.

 

 

 

 Posted by at 7:41 pm
Apr 202023
 

Well, it got off the pad. That’s good. But at least six of the engines didn’t seem to be burning, and the whole stack started tumbling just before stage sep… and then the stages didn’t sep.

 

 

But it got not just off the pad, but away from the pad, and made it a good way toward first stage burnout before things went sideways. So… a qualified woohoo.

EDIT: Just saw a different launch angle: It clawed its way off the pad at something of an angle. The thrust vector seems to have been off from the beginning; SpaceX is probably lucky they didn’t lose the pad.

Seems relevant:

Six of the 33 engines weren’t running:

 

 

 Posted by at 8:46 am
Apr 202023
 

Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say

Potato starch was used to create bricks from simulated Martian soil. 55 kilos of dehydrated taters resulted in about 200 bricks. Many thousands would be needed to make something the size of a house, so that’s a lot of po-tay-toes. Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a Martian brick production facility.

But that wasn’t the weird part of the report: blood and urine were also studied as binding agents for the bricks. Bleah.

 

 Posted by at 6:51 am