Mar 252020
 

If there’s one thing that celebrities seem to need, it’s the spotlight. And thus when there’s a crisis like the Wuhan Coronavius Kung Flu Chinese Communist Attempt To Kill Us All, the celebrity class can be relied upon to crank out self-aggrandizing pap in an effort to stay in the public eye. The vast majority of such can be either ignored or paid attention to solely to be laughed at… and not because those making it are trying to make it funny.

But then you get the rare celebrity like Ryan Reynolds who has an *actual* sense of both humor and proportion, while still maintaining that urge to publicize himself.

 Posted by at 5:57 pm
Mar 252020
 

The re-entry vehicle used on the Peacekeeper and Trident missiles. The slim conical shape meant that it would lose minimal velocity as it plunged through the atmosphere; note that it has a contact sensor near the nose to permit it to detonate on impact.

 Posted by at 10:07 am
Mar 242020
 

Oddly, strip clubs are not considered “essential businesses,” so they’re getting shut down. What do?

Why, create a food delivery service complete with two scantily clad women, one burly bodyguard and a sense of humor: Boober Eats. Video below might or might not be visible due to age restrictions.

The dancers are going from making more money in a day than lot of people might make in a month to making little more than minimum wage. But they’re making *something* rather than nothing… and likely building up good public relations.

Socialists don’t bring you things like this. *Capitalists* do.

 Posted by at 9:29 pm
Mar 242020
 

Uh-oh…

Bigelow Aerospace lays off all employees: Report

The manufacturer of expandable/inflatable space station habitats has laid off the entire workforce, in part due to the Kung Flu. They claim they’ll rehire everyone once the current crisis is over, but people involved seem unconvinced.

A damned shame if this is the end. While their progress has been creakingly slow (I flew to Vegas for an interview with Robert Bigelow his own self well over twenty years ago), they have nonetheless orbited three inflatable habs that have seemed to be pretty successful.

 Posted by at 9:06 pm
Mar 242020
 

Pandemics make people panic. Panic makes people dumb. Behold:

A man thought aquarium cleaner with the same name as the anti-viral drug chloroquine would prevent coronavirus. It killed him.

Basically this is resulting in a “dihydrogen monoxide” freakout. I am personally unconvinced of the utility of chloroquine in treating the virus, because I SIMPLY DON’T KNOW. It’s outside my area of expertise, and studies are fantastically preliminary. But I *do* know that taking a substance that *contains* the chemical in question and then keeling over says *nothing* about either the efficacy or safety of the chemical in question. But this simple fact is beyond ability of much of the media to either recognize or understand:

Arizona man drinks poison and dies. Media blame Trump

I’m leery of any claims of “miracle cures.” Hell, every time I hear someone go on about how great chloroquine is, I flash back to the “forsythia” quack cure in the movie “Contagion.” Still, Trump is not out of line, at least with what seems to be known about chloroquine. But the media freakout is either a transparently obvious attempt to spin the story into a dishonest political attack, or evidence that the reporters are as equally stupid as the people who saw a bottle that said “not for human consumption” and swallowed it anyway… or both.

And in other “morons self-selection for gene pool editing” news…

Florida college students test positive for coronavirus after going on spring break

If it was just them… good. But they’ll spread the disease to people who *aren’t* as stupid and selfish. That’s what makes this disease worse than AIDS, which is largely restricted to people who choose to not behave in a basically intelligent manner.

 Posted by at 7:53 pm
Mar 242020
 

A *lot* of people are losing and will lose their jobs. For the most part, this is a Bad Thing for society. But on the other hand, there are a number of people who *should* lose their jobs due to the pandemic. Or, rather, due to their near-treasonous response to it. Behold:

Pelosi’s Coronavirus Stimulus Bill Mentions ‘Diversity’ 32 Times

And…

“This is a tremendous opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision,” Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-S.C.) told lawmakers

And…

Pelosi’s coronavirus stimulus package includes $300M for migrants and refugees

GOP details Pelosi’s $2.5 trillion ‘socialist wish list’ in coronavirus aid package

The economy is on the edge of utter collapse, the population is on the edge of massive infection with a virus with around a 1% mortality rate. And these jackholes crank out a 1,400 page bill that would do such vital things as mandating that airlines become carbon neutral (which would probably kill an industry that is likely to stagger anyway), and paying off ten grand of student loans for each student who unwisely took loans they couldn’t afford to pay back, and installing union officials (i.e. organized crime and/or government stooges) onto corporate boards as well as enforced “diversity,” and who knows what all else because the damn thing is 1,400 pages long.

This nonsense is calculated to torpedo any bill meant to try to rescue the economy. Just remember, this crap is more important to these people than keeping a nation from economic collapse.

Frogmarches are appropriate here.

 Posted by at 1:03 pm
Mar 242020
 

Praise Darwin!

Idiot who licked toilets test positive…

Kung Flu or no, this is beyond stupid on every imaginable level. Take stupidity to some other world, kid. We’re all stocked up here.

Morons like this are why we need social distancing… and why the gene pool needs a good cleaning.

 Posted by at 12:30 pm