Jan 242019
 

The idea of “orbital billboards” is not new, but the Russian firm “StartRocket” has a desgn that is perhaps more technically feasible that many prior ideas. An array of cubesats would fly in a grid-pattern formation, with each satellite deploying a solar sail-like unfurlable mirror; by orienting each satellite correctly, the mirror would either reflect light down to Earth or not, making a simple dot matrix display in the sky.

Their video ad:

The more satellites in the grid, the bigger and more complex the text or image could be.

While technically feasible, there would seem to be some substantial challenges. Once again, the feature that makes the system would is a big lightweight “solar sail.” This means that solar photon pressure would be constantly acting on the small cubesats… but more importantly, atmospheric drag would be a serious issue. Since some would be flying oriented 90 degrees off to the others for several minutes at a time, drag would operate on some differently than others; the grid would seem likely to fall apart pretty quickly. Even at the proposed altitude of 500 kilometers, drag would be a recognizable issue. The array would only be able to pull off a handful of messages per day, and each of those for only a few minutes; it would seem likely that the rest of the time would need to be spent in correcting the formation via a dance of solar sails. Which would seem likely to make the array look to ground observers like it was flickering. Whether cubesats would have the ability to keep that up, I don’t know. I suspect that even with the best systems, atmospheric drag and impacts with tiny bits of space junk would soon turn the sails into perforated tatters, as well as dragging the whole system out of the intended orbit.

And then come the nuisance lawsuits…

Major corporations would be well advised to think twice before paying to have their brand plastered across the night sky, as there would be some level of negative blowback. But then people hated billboards, mucking up the roadside views, and yet here we are.

The StartRocket website starts off with a dubious quote from Andy Warhol:

“The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald’s. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald’s. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald’s. Peking and Moscow don’t have anything beautiful yet.”

Uh-huh. Go on and guess what *my* views on Warhol and his crappy “art” are.

Space has to be beautiful. With the best brands our sky will amaze us every night.

No ugly place there after this.

Riiiiiiiiight…..

The website also suggests that the array could be used to display helpful messages in times of natural disaster. But it seems to me more likely that it would be used to display propaganda.

 

 Posted by at 10:05 am
Jan 232019
 

How Trump Offered NASA Unlimited Funding to Go to Mars in His First Term

As usual for modern journalism, the headline isn’t exactly correct. In 2017, Trump rather offhandedly *asked* the NASA administrator if it would be possible to land a man on Mars by the end of his first term if NASA was given unlimited funding.

It’s not a particularly unreasonable sort of question to ask. And it is an interesting question. Ditch the personalities and the politics: if it was determined that We Must Get Our Asses To Mars ASAP, how quickly *could* NASA do it, given all the funding it could use? Obviously, infinite amounts of cash would not be helpful… after a certain point, you’ve got as many experts as you can use, and you’re working them at maximum output.

Additionally, if you expand beyond just NASA, you might end up with a different, better answer. SpaceX, a year or so ago, seemed to think they could get manned-capable rockets to Mars by 2022 or so. Well, maybe. But if they had NASA-level funding… that “maybe” becomes more likely.

And it also speed things along if you are flexible in your goals. Getting a man to Mars is a whole hell of a lot easier than getting a man *back* from Mars. So you could throw a couple guys in a lander-habitat with a truckload of C-rations to Mars a whole lot faster than you could prepare a round trip mission. This sort of thing has been looked at since the early 60’s; Bell Aerospace seriously examined the concept of sending a single man on a one-way mission to the Moon, with continual resupplies and *eventual* recovery by Apollo. This idea was met with a mix of repulsion and denial, but did lead to one of the dullest hard sci-fi movies ever, “Countdown.” And a few decades later it helped inspire the “Mars Direct” concept at Martin-Marietta, and more recently the rather oddly conceived and possibly scamulous “Mars One” project.

 Posted by at 7:35 pm
Jan 232019
 

American socialists like Bernie Sanders thought that Venezuelan kleptocrat Hugo Chavez was a man – with a set of policies – to emulate. Venezuelans have their own views on him and his legacy, demonstrated with a statue of the man:

 

 

 Posted by at 9:35 am
Jan 222019
 

Around 1963-64 a fair amount of effort went into the concept of a single-launch space station with artificial gravity. These stations would be launched atop a Saturn V and would deploy either toroidal or radial structures for the crew to inhabit. The design below (probably Lockheed) is reasonably representative of the radial-arm configuration. During launch the three arms would fold down “behind” the station core, and would deploy out 90 degrees once in orbit.

 Posted by at 10:08 pm
Jan 222019
 

In a time of trouble the good professor is here to lighten the mood.

If only there was a way to get him onto “The Orville…”

Referenced in the above video was the below “response” video, which I believe is worth a watch. Unlike the majority of the response I’ve seen, this one isn’t parody or outrage, but dignified and factual. It is also a commercial for a watch company, but unlike Gillette, they don’t *insult* their customers. I prefer messages that, like one of the YouTube commenters pointed out, inspires us to be better versions of ourselves, instead of trying to make us feel bad about our (perceived) faults.

And there’s also THIS analysis of the Gillette ad…

 Posted by at 7:46 pm
Jan 222019
 

Generation Xers Have The Most Gen X Response To Being Left Off The List

For some reason, CBS News created an instructional list of named generations, such as Baby Boomers and Millenials and such, but it forgot one: generation X. The generation that was kinda defined by “meh” and being overlooked.

As a Gen Xers… yup. I get it.

 

 

 

 Posted by at 4:37 pm
Jan 222019
 

Looks like the moon got a minor thwack during the recent eclipse. Probably nothing major, but powerful enough to create a light flash that was picked up be several telescopes. The video below includes not only this event but a number of prior ones; additionally, Lunar Reconnaissance images showing before and after shots of the surface where new craters were formed.

 Posted by at 2:49 am
Jan 212019
 

Oreos New Most Stuf Cookies Are MASSIVE, Packing An Absurd Amount Of Creme

Apparently 15 to a bag. I wonder about the structural capabilities of these cookies… seems if you bite into one, the creme filling will just extrude out the sides. Also: you know that the first thing most people will do if presented with a “Most Stuf” Oreo will be to grab two, twist one cookie off of each one, and jam the two together to create a “Double Most Stuf’ Oreo. You know it.

 Posted by at 8:39 pm
Jan 212019
 

Heh.

The lefties love to dox people, to gather info on those who oppose them with the fervor of a Stasi agent on meth. So… turnabout is fair play. An effort is now underway to dig up every bit of nastiness (particularly from celebrities and media schmucks) and record it for posterity… and for potential legal action. I do wonder about the possibility of some serious legal action against idjits like this who publicly and clearly called for the deaths of children.

People are no better or worse than they were thirty years ago. What has changed is technology and its effect on  society. As dubious as it was to have a few TV, radio and newspaper companies serve as gatekeepers, the relative slowness of the news and lack of sub-culture echo chambers damped out the ability for hate-mobs to form at a moments notice.

People will *have* to learn to not accept the first breathless reports of things, especially when the first response to such events is emotional overload. At least a few people are figuring it out:

I Failed the Covington Catholic Test

 

 

 

 Posted by at 3:03 pm
Jan 202019
 

The last day or so has seen the latest outbreak of Social Justice Freakout:

White Students in MAGA Hats Taunt, Harass Native American Elder and Vietnam Vet

In short, the narrative was that these evil Trumpian kids, clearly racist and probably Nazis, had surrounded a poor old man at an Indigenous People’s March on Friday, and then proceeded to “taunt and harass” him:

The smirk on the face of this white kid with a red MAGA hat, as he taunts a Native American elder singing an intertribal song, is simply unbearable.

The as-of-yet unidentified teenager was part of a group of dozens of red-hat-wearing, pro-Trump students seen on several videos at the Indigenous Peoples March on Friday allegedly harassing Nathan Phillips. Phillips is a Native American elder, Vietnam veteran, and the host of a sacred pipe ceremony in Arlington, VA, according to Indian Country Today’s Vincent Schilling.

And…
Multiple videos have surfaced since Friday showing a group of teenage boys crowded around attendants of the Indigenous Peoples March. In the footage of the encounter, many of the boys are wearing Make America Great Again hats, and can be seen laughing at and imitating a Native drummer. One boy even stands directly in front of the drummer, as close as he can get, staring the man down for several minutes.
The problem is… this being 2019, and that having been Washington, D.C., there were a *lot* of cameras recording the event. Even the very first of the videos did not support the narrative: the “smirking” kid, the focus of most of the attention on this incident, literally did *nothing* but stand there and smile. And as more videos have come out, it’s clear that the MAGA-hat-wearing students, from a Catholic school in Kentucky, were standing as a group, waiting for a bus, when they were approached by *others.* This included Nathan Phillips, the “Native American Elder,” who, while banging a drum, intentionally and deliberately walked up to the group. He approached the “smirking” kid and stood in front of him and banged his drum and chanted… and *kept* approaching him, eventually putting the drum mere inches from the kids ear. All the while, the kid just stood there and smiled. As a result:

… where the author compares the act of standing and smiling to some of the atrocities committed against minorities in generations past.

But beyond the media outlets who jumped on the story and promptly got it wrong – and all in the same ideological way – I think the reaction of regular schmoes is much more interesting *and* much more disturbing. Because this kid stood there and did not retreat, people want *violence* against him. Behold:

Young, bright, white, good men from Catholic high school show glee in harassing native American elder at Indigenous Peoples March event, with bonus MAGA hats

With opinions such as:

Miss5280
I Hope those little bastards are expelled and the school goes bankrupt.

North_Central_Positronics
F*cking sickening. The hats make them easier to hit, though.

bigfatbuddhist
That was ugly. I’m a native American and I would punched that smirk down his throat…

Znuh
Pocket Nazis. Totes OK to punch.

Diamond Joe Biden
What a bunch of coonts. This makes me want to get Lucille out from The Walking Dead’s prop closet and put it to good use.

Scanty Em
I would enjoy seeing that punk-ass kid turning the other way, sobbing, lip split wide open, one eye rapidly swelling shut.

Weng
Smarmy d-bag out front, despite being INCREDIBLY punchable and wrong, is at least operating within the bounds of civilized counterdemonstration. A well deserved face punch and some reeducation and he’ll be alright.

Awesome. Additionally, if you hold your nose and look around the internet, you’ll find a *lot* of people who want to dox all the kids and make sure their lives and futures are ruined. Because… reasons.

Keep all this in mind: there are a *lot* of people out there who are willing to set aside every last bit of critical thinking and leap onto a bandwagon. If that bandwagon promises hate and blood… so much the better. If you hold the wrong political views, there are a lot of people out there willing to lie about you, knowing full well that their lies will inspire hate and violence in others.  Behold:

Lunatic Leftists Doxed a Random Kid Thinking He Was in the Covington Video — Family Now Receiving Violent Threats

Hollywood Producer Calls For the Murder of Covington Catholic Kids: ‘Go Screaming – Into the WOODCHIPPER’

Failed Actor and Comedian Offers Bounty for Punching Pro-Life Catholic Teen Trump Supporter in the Genitals

My hope is that people learn from this incident. And by “learn” I mean “learn to hire a good lawyer who will sue the bejesus out of the media outlets that ran with this crap.” And since other recent events have shown that social media platforms are more than willing to dump users for wrongthink under the excuse that the social media platforms think that they are responsible for everything said on their sites… I hope that that enterprising lawyer sues Twitter and Facebook as well. A several-billion-dollar class action lawsuit might do wonders.

Some final videos and evidence, along with the official statement released by the family of the smiling kid.

 Posted by at 11:26 pm