Oct 192018
 

OK, let’s say that some reputable manufacturer of household appliances announces a new device. It’s the size of a standard dishwasher or washer/dryer and plugs into standard appliance outlets. It has a sizable hopper on it in which you feed mulched organic garbage… food scraps, lawn trimming, even sewage. And it breaks that all down and spits out pill-sized pellets. The pellets, in their standard form, are essentially compressed dehydrated “food loaf.” All the nutrition a healthy human could want in an unappetizing form. But you can add the pellets to broth or cans of chicken noodle soup or casseroles or… whatever. You can live on the stuff forever, feeding the machine garbage and *occasionally* packets of trace elements. There is an input panel that allows you to select a *few* alternatives… low-carb, some flavor variants (perhaps based on extra packets) and, perhaps importantly, the option to select “dog food” and “cat food” options, with sub-options for flavor and dietary variants. Assume that while *you* might not necessarily care for the raw product, cats and dogs like it just fine.

Assume further that testing has shown that the appliance works very reliably and safely. You could feed it a sludge of dog barf, e coli, mercury and anthrax and the results would be perfectly safe and healthy. Assume yet further that it doesn’t consume *too* much power, and that it’ll spit out a family’s worth of daily nutrition in, say, an hour of processing.

So… how much would you pay for such a device? $2000? $1000? $500? Even at the high end, if the device lasts as long as most appliances do, it could *quickly* pay for itself… if you are willing to run it often enough. A family with a number of large dogs would probably make their money back quite quickly.

On the other hand: it’s a safe bet that the model five years later would be 1/3 smaller and 1/4 cheaper, with more options. Within a decade the things will probably be able to make *good* food… meat that’s indistinguishable from tuna or chicken or beef.

So what would an “early adopter” price be for such a thing?

 Posted by at 7:20 pm
Oct 192018
 

Two Minnesota GOP candidates say they were attacked, punched

But wait! There’s more!

Tracker for Liberal Super PAC Arrested for Assaulting GOP Staffer in Nevada

In Minnesota, a candidate was at a restaurant talking to people when he was sucked punched, knocked off a stool, banging his head on the floor and getting a concussion. This sort of thing could *easily* result in serious injury or death, and really should be treated as such.

Just for fun: imagine that instead of some GOPers nobody has ever heard of being assaulted by some lefties nobody has ever heard of, it was some anonymous MAGA-hat wearing stereotypes smacking, say, Diane Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi. The national screaming about how violent Trump supporters are would bust the clouds.

 Posted by at 1:42 pm
Oct 192018
 

Slasher flicks have never really been my thing, never cared for the genre. Heck, I’ve never seen the original “Halloween,” so far as I know. Still, something about this writeup about the new sequel speaks to me:

…Laurie Strode, played once again by Jamie Lee Curtis. Laurie has excellent reason to suspect the presence of dark and evil in the world, and she taught her daughter from a young age about firearms, the fallen nature of man, the failures of the state, the blessings of rugged individualism, and the collected works of Russell Kirk. Okay, maybe not that last part, but still: Halloween is a gung-ho, gun-loving, liberal-trolling, capital-punishment-backing conservative manifesto in the format of a slasher flick.

Huh.

 

 Posted by at 10:39 am
Oct 182018
 

A Keith Ferris painting for an ad, circa 1967. Tail of the fuselage isn’t quite right, the cockpit is more like that of the YF-12 (makes me wonder if it was actually meant to depict the F-12). Still, way better than *I* could ever hope to do. And of course, this painting from more than fifty years ago depicts an aircraft, operational at the time, that had performance capabilities we couldn’t hope to match today.

 Posted by at 4:47 pm
Oct 182018
 

Huh.

The more equal women and men are, the less they want the same things, study finds

Overall, women were more altruistic and trusting than men, and also less patient and less likely to take risks. They scored higher in positive reciprocity (that is, an inclination to repay a favor) than men and lower in negative reciprocity (a desire to seek revenge for a slight).

Further analysis of the data showed that these gender differences were significantly more pronounced in both richer countries and countries with more gender equality.

Huh.

Well, I’m sure with a few more generations of cultural browbeating and social engineering, efforts to reduce these differences between the sexes can result in a glorious era of misery.

 

 

 Posted by at 4:38 pm
Oct 182018
 

The War On Anything Fun continues…

Memes lead to teenage obesity, lawmakers told

Fortunately, the “lawmakers” here are British/European ones, so they are already presiding over a civilization racing towards extinction.

There are people who – SURPRISE! – actually think that funny images of fat kids will lead to bad eating and exercise habits, and that this is the sort of thing that governmental power needs to be deployed in order to save society. The image below is the triggering one.

Because in Europe, memes are the problem. Because making fun of someone will make kids want to emulate that someone?

Riiiiiiight.

 

 Posted by at 2:11 pm
Oct 182018
 

The last week I’ve noticed an increase in robocalls… with a *major* increase in the past couple days. I’ve been getting three or four a day telling me that I can lower my credit card rates. There have been at least five calls just today from the same number with a badly-grammared robot telling me that the Social Security Administration is going to delete my account, or some such rubbish. There may have been more calls, but I’ve shut the damn thing off. I was wondering if there was something special about my phone, but… nope. It’s an epidemic.

By the time you finish this article, 400K Americans were probably robocalled

In short: technology has made it stupid easy for robocallers to annoy hundreds of thousands of people at virtually no expense. bonus: something like 40% of all robocalls are attempts at fraud. Here’s a tip: if your phone is registered at the National Do Not Call Registry, then lawful telemarketers will not call you. Any telemarketing call you do get, then, is almost certainly a scammer.

Spam killed Usenet. It  might end up killing the telephone.

 Posted by at 1:36 pm
Oct 172018
 

Well, here we go…

The Supreme Court will hear a case that could decide whether Facebook, Twitter can censor users

THIS sort of thing is why it’s important to have good justices on the court.

The case, Manhattan Community Access Corp. v. Halleck, No. 17-702, centers on whether a private operator of a public access television network is considered a state actor, which can be sued for First Amendment violations.

The case could have broader implications for social media and other media outlets. In particular, a broad ruling from the high court could open the country’s largest technology companies up to First Amendment lawsuits.

The case is not *directly* related to internet companies deplatforming people, but it is *kinda* relevant: some people got booted from a public access TV channel for expressing views critical of said channel. It may be a first step towards determining just where the liens are in what YouTube, say, can censor.

 Posted by at 11:38 pm