Apr 062018
 

As shown in the autoplaying video news story in the link below, the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum has built a full scale replica of the “hotel room” from the end of “2001.”

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/smithsonian-exhibit-explores-2001-a-space-odyssey/

And…

https://airandspace.si.edu/exhibitions/2001-space-odyssey-immersive-art-exhibit

It’s an interesting thing to be sure. But for *me,* they could have chosen other sets that would have been more interesting and compelling. Of course, there are problems with most.

The Aries 1b passenger compartment would be easy. Nice and flat. The Space Station V habitat area would be possible but the built-in curvature of the floor would make it challenging, as well as potentially enormous. The Clavius Base conference room? Easy, but boring. The TMA-1 dig site? Oh, my, giggitty yes, but challenging.

Pod bay? Cool, but cluttered. Centrifuge? Terribly expensive and difficult to actually do anything with… you couldn’t really put people in it, it would not be compelling from the outside; the best you could do is split it in half and have people walk between the to halves as they rotate. Discovery bridge or moonbus interior? Too small.

There is one set that I’ve wanted to build since I was a kid during the 1970’s: the passenger compartment of the Orion III spaceplane. Why? Dunno, shut up. This would be a relatively easy set to construct.But here’s the thing; don’t construct it inside some Smithsonian museum building. Built it – or perhaps several, if they’ll fit – inside a widebody jetliner. There are two possible things you could do with this set:

  1. Use it as an actual jetliner interior for long distance (transoceanic) flight. Notice how it seems like it might actually be comfortable?
  2. Say, “alright, let’s shoot for awesome” and send that jetliner onto vomit comet parabolic trajectories. for thirty seconds at a time, the passengers could ride in the replica of a spaceplane and actually *feel* like they were in a  spaceplane.

Silly? Perhaps. Expensive? Oh, you betcha. More compelling than a strange hotel room? Hell yes.

Look what the future used to have! Spaceplanes! Commercial space travel! Atomic-powered pens! LEGROOM!

 Posted by at 4:56 pm
Apr 052018
 

Some local news today. Yikes:

Four officers burned saving man who set himself on fire at Kaysville gas station

It’s one thing to contemplate suicide. It’s another to decide that *fire* is the way to go, especially in a public setting that is sure to cause harm to others. It’s sufficiently nutso that I assume drugs must’ve been involved.

 

 Posted by at 10:38 pm
Apr 052018
 

The 3D printed parts for the 1/1400 scale Mid Range Cruiser  arrived yesterday. If you’ve ever dealt with 3D printed stuff you know that before they are prepped they kinda look… blurry. That was the case here. But today I went after the forward hull top and bottom shells with sandpaper and mineral spirits and… SHAZAM! This is looking like it’ll be a damn fine model. The fine details that I threw into the model Just Because, knowing that they wouldn’t get reproduced… they’re there. Each individual window is recessed and visible. Neato.

It will take a little while to get things photo-worthy. There’s cleanup, some contouring needing finishing, some other bits and pieces. I’ll post some photos in a day or three. The model is not gigantic, but it is of a decent size… it’ll look great on a desk, shelf, mantle or zooming around in your hand while you go “pew pew pew.” I don’t judge. You can reserve a kit HERE.

In lieu of a photos, here’s a set of orthogonal diagrams made from the CAD model. The diagram has been cleaned up substantially since this small image of it was taken. I plan on doing something meaningful with the diagram; seems like a first step would be to include a one-page layout in the kit instructions with tech data and callout, a tech manual sort of thing.

HERE is the post where I described how I determined the scale of the ship. If you disagree… well, it’s a little late now, ain’t it.

 Posted by at 8:48 pm
Apr 052018
 

A semi pulling a trailer filled with canola seeds encountered a low bridge up in Canada. See if you can spot the subtle clues to where the driver went wrong. Note: the news report is in some incomprehensible dead language.

Crazy gibberish!

 Posted by at 11:07 am
Apr 042018
 

A good case can be made that “The Last Starfighter” is not in need of being remade. but if it does get remade, having the original writer (Jonathan Betuel) onboard is not a bad thing. And while it would be best to brig Ron Cobb back on to do the redesign of the Gunstar, this concept art… ain’t too shabby.

 Posted by at 10:32 pm
Apr 042018
 

These, like yesterdays, were all taken with a 5-year-old cell phone and stitched together in Photoshop. Even more Utah than before… these were all taken either in my yard or quite nearby, within the confines of the megalopolis of Thatcher, Utah.


Photo Tips


 Posted by at 10:05 pm
Apr 042018
 

Got my cheapo laptop back. It was scraped clean, all data and programs removed, so I’ve spent the last few hours re-loading stuff onto it. Even though no important data was lost, it’s still a pain in the keister to deal with that nonsense.

So, did I miss anything newsworthy in the last day or three? Listened to a lot of radio news while driving around today. Apparently a dull news day, nothing much to report on.There was certainly nothing worth discuss along the lines of, oh, let’s say a mass shooting. I seem to recall a lot of yammering about one such yesterday at a politically relevant media corporation, but the silence today indicates that it didn’t actually happen. Because surely if there was yet anther right-wing cis white conservative AR-15-toting gun-nut male shooting a joint up, it’d be news for *days.* Right?

 Posted by at 7:47 pm
Apr 032018
 

“2001: A Space Odyssey” premiered fifty years ago yesterday. Who could’ve imagined at the time that the projections of a world of giant rotating space stations, space tourism, lunar colonies and manned missions to the outer solar system would have fallen so far short… not only for the year 2001, but 2018?

I’d planned on yammering forth rather more about this, both extolling the virtues of the movie and bemoaning the sad (yet recently somewhat hopeful) reality, but I hadn’t planned on my internet computer going belly up right when it did. At the moment I’m tapping away on the netbook that the now-kaput netbook replaced, and, man, is this this thing archaic. Even so, good thing I didn’t dispose of it but kept it in storage as a backup. Took this antique half an hour to decide to boot up all the way, though. Gettin’ old sucks.

In lieu of the long stream of consciousness I doubtless would have produced, I invite y’all to revist the days of yore, back in the halcyon days of 2013, when I wrote a number of blog posts describing my concept for an alternate history that could have led from the real world of April 2, 1968. The way the blog spits things out is somewhat backwards for this purpose, with more recent posts at the top rather than the bottom (useful for daily reading, a little disjointed for reading old stuff), but start here at the bottom:

http://up-ship.com/blog/?s=1968+to+2001&searchsubmit&paged=2

And continue here:

http://up-ship.com/blog/?s=1968+to+2001&searchsubmit=

 Posted by at 5:34 pm