Jan 072015
 

I just can’t snark.

12 killed in shooting at French satirical magazine

Three Surt worshippers attacked the offices of a magazine and killed the editor (Stephane Charbonnier AKA “Charb”)who was under active police protection, so that alone should prove interesting) and three of the magazines cartoonists, Cabu, Wolinski and Tignous. I understand that these are the most famous cartoonists in France.

Claims are that the shooters shouted “The prophet is avenged” in French and “Allahu Ackbar” as they slaughtered people, including executing a cop in the street. The three “gunmen” escaped and are currently on the loose.

There have been a multitude of exclamations of grief and sympathy for the French. I will say, instead, to anyone in France: good hunting. Go get ’em.

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Interesting timing:

Furore over novel depicting Muslim-run France

 

 Posted by at 9:13 am
Jan 062015
 

Why China Is Building The World’s Largest “Coast Guard” Cutter

The bit that jumped out at me:

In other words, China’s new class of Coast Guard vessels are freakin’ huge. So big in fact that they will outsize America’s Ticonderoga Class Guided Missile Cruisers by as much as 50%.

In short, why does China want “Coast Guard” ships the size of battlecruisers? Because they want to gobble up the South and East China Seas and everything in ’em.

 Posted by at 9:28 pm
Jan 062015
 

Documentaries purporting to support creationism, ancient (or even current) aliens, ghost hunting, etc. are bad enough. But there’s a concept so mind-bogglingly backwards that you’ll shed neurons just finding out that there are supposedly educated people who actually buy into it: geocentrism. Yes, there are people in the modern world who actually believe that the Earth is the unmoving, non-rotating center of the universe.

Self-Centered: ‘Geocentrist’ Movie To Get Limited Theatrical Release

Look, I know if you look into the sky, it *looks* like the Sun and Moon and stars are turning around the Earth, and that you don’t *feel* the Earth turning. For most people and most professions, a geocentric worldview works as well as a heliocentric one.

But you know what kind of person a geocentric worldview *doesn’t* work for? Forget the astronomers. Forget the cosmologists. It doesn’t work for anyone who uses GPS. It doesn’t work for anyone who needs to aim an ICBM. it doesn’t work for anyone involved in trying to put something in orbit. And I don’t even mean an orbit out to Saturn, I mean the simplest orbit around the Earth.

Sigh.

Look, I get it. Some people have a driving need to feel special. So they try to become celebrities, or politicians, or conspiracy theorists, or religious cranks like these goobers. But individual humans are, statistically speaking, *not* special. And Earth? Even more not special. We’ the center of precisely nothing, except a cloud of satellites and space junk that *we* launched. We are the center of the universe in precisely the same way that Mecca is the center of the spherical surface of the Earth: it ain’t. There ain’t no such damn thing as a center to the universe, anymore than there’s a center to a finite but unbounded region such as a spherical surface.

 Posted by at 3:42 pm
Jan 062015
 

A scan of a piece of art from 1961 depicting a Long Beach-class guided missile cruiser launching a Polaris ballistic missile. Note that the caption says that this *will* happen; as it turned out, not only was the Long Beach never equipped with Polarises, it was also the only ship in its class. The US Navy decided that putting strategic nuclear ballistic missiles on easily-spotted and tracked surface ships was less desirable than putting them on far stealthier submarines.

missiles and rockets feb 61 polaris long beach

 Posted by at 7:49 am
Jan 062015
 

I meant to post this many hours ago, but I just spent… well, may hours in a fruitless attempt to find a report that I suddenly decided that I needed (this happens way too often). In any event… as of this writing, SpaceX is less than three hours from the next attempt to launch their Falcon 9 which will hopefully soft-land on a barge.

If you’re awake at 4:20 in the morning (mountain time), you can check of the live streaming of the launch HERE.

 Posted by at 1:54 am
Jan 052015
 

Can’t seem to embed it here, so here’s the link:

This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends

So if during the current snowpocalypse hitting much of the nation ya hear an Earth-shatteringly loud wolf howl, the sun and moon get swallowed up, giant forms are seen trudging through the blizzard in the distance… turn on CNN. If they’re showing this, whelp, that’s that, I suppose.

 Posted by at 12:45 pm
Jan 042015
 

I’ve been selling downloadable stuff for a number of years now. The basic process hasn’t changed: you buy something using PayPal, PayPal sends me an email letting me know about the purchase, I see the email, I respond to the email with the link, username and password for the item. Not perhaps the most streamlined process; I have to see the email in order to respond to it, which means if I’m asleep, or in a bronchitis-induced coma, or out grocery shopping or some such I might very well not see the email *immediately.* But as soon as I see the email, I send the response and you get your stuff.

Sometimes things go wrong. Typically, when a PayPal purchase is made, I get the notification from PayPal within minutes. Sometimes, though, for reasons unclear the email does not come in for hours, and on rare occasion, not at all. I’ve no idea if it’s a problem on PayPals end or something screwy with email in general, but there it is. So if you order something and don’t get a reply within the span of a nights sleep, feel free to send me an email asking what’s up. What has happened on occasion is that everything on *my* end worked fine… but the purchasers anti-spam system saw my response-email as spam and dumped it.

Here’s how *not* to respond:

emails

 

A message was received at 11:05 AM wanting to know where the product he purchased was. I was not online at the time. Seventeen minutes later, another email (“No download”) came in, demanding a refund. Within half an hour of that, I saw the emails and issued the refund instantly. Note that *three* *hours* later the email notification of the order finally came dragging in from PayPal, long after the order had been refunded.

You know, sometimes things don’t work perfectly. But even in worst-case, the order would have been processed within four hours of when it was made. Now, I understand a lot of you youngun’s have lived in a world of instant gratification… you order a song download or a movie online, you get it Right Now. So a few hours might seem like a horrible long time. But you know what? There was a time, not so very long ago, when if you saw an add for something you wanted, there was, right there in the small print, “Please allow four to six weeks for delivery.”

If I knew of a way to automate the process – especially a way that didn’t yoink a sizable percentage, since the “profit margin” *now* is so razor-thin as to be a bad joke – I’d be on it like white on rice, like ugly on an ape, like a hobo on a ham sammich. But in numerous years of mentioning this, nobody has yet suggested a workable alternative to the system in place.

So… don’t be this person.

 Posted by at 5:58 pm
Jan 042015
 

Everybody always seems to think that toys were better when *they* were a kid. My grandparents generation complained in the 70’s and 80’s that “toys today are all plastic junk, in my day everything was made out of razor-edged stamped metal, the toys would last forever, slice you open and give you tetanus,” and so on. And today some of my fellow Gen Xers – at least those paid to yap about such things – are constantly going on about how awesome toys were in the 80’s.  But let’s face it: due to the further miniaturization of electronics, the ease of computer design and manufacture, and the willingness of at least some companies to make an extra effort… a lot of todays toys just blow previous generations right out of the water.

Witness this 1/12 scale remote control Batman Begins “Tumbler:”

Features:

App controlled cockpit door open & close
11 x Cockpit LED light-up function with sound effect
Adjustable 480p night vision camera, first person vision within mobile app
Path recording and replay function
Camera for photo snap and video recording
Voice intercom function
Remote-controlled spoiler’s movements
Driving mode app interface is made after the Tumbler driving board in the movie
Attack mode app interface imitates the driving board display during the Tumbler attack mode
App controllable Jet-Power mode to boost up speed by 30% with movie-like Red and Blue LED light and Jet-power sound effects
2100mAH Li-On battery for up to 1.5 Hours play time
25 x high power LED lights
approximately 600pcs of components

There is of course a downside to all this awesomeness. Two downsides, in fact.

1) The price: HK$4,980, which is over $600 US

2) If you actually let a child play with this, they’ll turn it into $600 worth of scrap inside of an hour.

Kids these days have access to toys in the form of RC quadcopters and the like that feature flight and sensor technologies that would have been silly James Bond stuff really not that long ago. In another generation, perhaps they’ll have toys that will present serious headaches to strategic arms limitation negotiators.

 Posted by at 11:53 am