May 132014
 

By pointing out that much of philosophy is, at best, useless:

Neil deGrasse Tyson Slammed For Dismissing Philosophy As ‘Useless’

 Well, I’m still worried even about a healthy balance. Yeah, if you are distracted by your questions so that you can’t move forward, you are not being a productive contributor to our understanding of the natural world. And so the scientist knows when the question “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” is a pointless delay in our progress.

 How do you define clapping? All of a sudden it devolves into a discussion of the definition of words. And I’d rather keep the conversation about ideas. And when you do that don’t derail yourself on questions that you think are important because philosophy class tells you this. The scientist says look, I got all this world of unknown out there, I’m moving on, I’m leaving you behind. You can’t even cross the street because you are distracted by what you are sure are deep questions you’ve asked yourself. I don’t have the time for that.

Well said. It’s all well and good to ask questions, but if you ask nonsense questions, or questions designed to never be answerable – just eternally arguable – you are of no more value to society than a theologian. The point to asking questions is to FIND ANSWERS, not just to hear yourself ask questions.

If a train leaves Chicago going east at 55 miles per hour, and a mime leaves Paris wandering in a spiral eating a baguette, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Ooooh, deeeeeep…..

 Posted by at 11:59 am
May 122014
 

So, there’s a new four-volume book available on “2001.” From all appearances, it is *awesome:*

The Making of Stanley Kubrick’s “2oo1: A Space Odyssey”

It’s 1386 pages, appears to be loaded with “never before seen” illustrations, high quality and hardcover. Only one small problem. Minor detail, really, pay it no mind:

$750.00

Aww, boo.

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 Posted by at 9:43 am
May 122014
 

Here’s your short-form sci-fi/fantasy humor awesomeness for today:

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It’s hi-freakin-larious. Only way it could have been better: if, at the end of all that magic-usin’, the United States Colonial Marines nuked the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

 Posted by at 3:13 am
May 122014
 

Recall That Ice Cream Truck Song? We Have Unpleasant News For You

 

Short form: many (most?) ice cream truck use the tune “Turkey in the Straw,” which dates from the early 1800’s and was only *kinda* horribly racist, but the tune was later appropriated by another tune. And if I spelled out the title of that second tune, without resorting to annoying euphemisms, I’d probably wind up with political action shakedown groups jumping up and down on me.

So, once again, something new to feel horribly guilty about if you’re a sensitive leftie:

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 Posted by at 3:09 am
May 122014
 

Because Why Not: here is a story fragment, rather than the whole thing. One of the stories I’m currently slooowly pecking away at has changed drastically several times, with a complete re-write to change plot, tone, direction, everything (it’s gone from Holy Crap This Is Dark And Depressing to Hey Look, It’s Kinda Funny), and a more recent change to try to greatly shorten it. This has left a lot of stuff on the cutting room floor, as it were. And while it now no longer fits in the story as it’s developing, I think it’s interesting on its own. There are editing troubles and the like, but hey, whadayawant, it’s abandoned text.

This features the same crew as “Mass Disappearance.” But it’s now third person, and you actually get to learn their names!

Basically there are three “scenes.” I’d pay good money to see the third scene. Preferably for real, but on an IMAX would be ok too.

“Launch” in EPUB format

“Launch” in MOBI format

“Launch” in PDF format

Feel free to comment & question.

And as always, if you *like* the story, feel free to tell others. If you *really* like it, feel free to toss cold hard PayPal cash my way via the “tip jar.”.


Fiction Tip Jar



 Posted by at 2:24 am
May 112014
 

The “Black Knight Transformer” has made its first test flight.

Two things immediately hit me:

1) They really need to redo the front windscreen. Not only does it look goofy, the surplus of support structure seems pretty view-blocky.

2) They need an artist. Somebody who can airbrush wizards and barbarians with mighty thews and chainmail-bikini warrior princesses and dragons… you know,  straight-outta-the-70’s stuff.

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 Posted by at 10:16 pm
May 102014
 

As previously mentioned, I’d like to put together a book titled something like “A Guide to American Nuclear Explosive Devices.” It would include accurate diagrams of American nuclear bombs, RVs and warheads, along with pertinent information for each design. I’ve made a pretty good dent in the basic layout drawings, but there is more research to be done.

In order to get this done, there are a few places I need to visit. One of them is the National Museum of Nuclear Science & Industry in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It’s about an 11 hour drive from here, so  it’d be the better part of a work week to get down there, photograph *everything* (with scale references) and then get back. With gas, motels, cat boarding and the like, it’d be a fair chunk of change, but it also seems a pretty invaluable resource.

Sort of along the way is the Bradbury Science Museum in Los Alamos. A smaller museum, but it looks pretty good as far as nukes.

So, how about this: in order to pull this off, I’m looking for funding. RIGHT NOW THIS IS JUST THEORETICAL… don’t send money unless you really, really want to, or just for giggles, or you think your money would be better off with me than with you, whatever. So in the grand tradition of Kickstarter and the like, I’m thinking of three funding levels:

$10: You get a thank you email and a warm sense of accomplishment.

$50: I send you a DVD (or 2, or 3, or everything transferred via Dropbox or some such) with every single nuke-relevant photo I take on the trip.

$100: You get the DVD & a prototype edition version of the book, which won’t be otherwise available (I’m looking at 11X17 with old-school pressboard covers, like the BoMi, Dyna Soar & BWB booklets I recently made briefly available). The final book, whether self-published by me or – who knows – by an actual publisher, will almost certainly be formatted much smaller.

So… does this sound of interest? If I decide to pull the trigger on this, who would be willing to buy in? If interested at the $50 or $100 level, let me know either via commenting below, or by email.

If this happens, I’d like it to happen soon. Right now Utah can’t decide if it wants winter to be over… but soon enough, it will make that decision, and the nightmarish hellscape of a furnace that is the Utah/New Mexico summer will burst forth.

Shown below is an older version of the set of nukes I’ve drawn up. The final illustrations will generally have more than one view per bomb; three views should be standard, with cutaways where possible.

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 Posted by at 9:54 pm