Jul 112013
 

It seems that on May 13 the Veterans Administration approved a stylized Mjolnir (Thors hammer) for inclusion on veterans headstones:

How Thor’s Hammer Made Its Way Onto Soldiers’ Headstones

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The writeup unfortunately and unsurprisingly focuses on the Marvel Comics version of Thor, rather than the Thor from the Nordic faith (and there’s a lot of difference, not unlike the difference between the Catholic Church as it really is… and the Catholic Church as it appears in Japanese Anime). But it turns out that the VA has approved Mjolnir, and has applied it to two headstones. One was a Marine known only as “Shane” who died in 2012. His mother petitioned the VA to put Mjolnir on his tombstone. The other headstone was that of a soldier who died some years earlier and whose religious-symbol section of his headstone was left blank, and has now been modified. The kicker: the earlier soldier? He was “Shanes” father.

The whole list of VA-approved headstone symbols is here:

Available Emblems of Belief for Placement on Government Headstones and Markers

There are apparently 58 symbols, including a wide variety of Christian symbols (such as Presbyterian, United Methodist, Lutheran, etc.), some conventional non-Christian symbols   (Star of David, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu, etc.) and some that I bet a lot of folks have never heard of (Eckankar, Soka Gakkai, Messianic Jewish, Farohar, etc). Interestingly, I don’t see Scientology on the list, though there is “United Church of Religious Science” (never heard of it), Unification Church (you know, Moonies)  and the newly-added “Sandhill Crane” (bwuh? According to THIS, it was the emblem of *one* specific person). Of the 58 symbols, one cannot be shown due to copyright reasons (!), a Muslim five-pointed star.

I suspect the future will see a lot of Mjolnirs on VA headstones.

 Posted by at 2:44 pm
Jul 112013
 

The Northrop Grumman x-47B unmanned strike plane recently completed a series of carrier landings. This is relatively Big News… while the carrier was clearly in relatively calm seas, it’s still a challenge. By stocking carriers with a number of these sort of planes, low-end bombardment missions will become a hell of a lot safer for the US Navy, since there are no pilots involved.

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 Posted by at 7:52 am
Jul 102013
 

So let’s say a billionaire with unlimited funds comes to you and asks you to run a scientific study, the purpose of which is straightforward: prove, scientifically, the existence or non-existence of the human soul. How would you go about it?

You can use whatever tools you want, including “mediums” and “ghost hunters” and the like. However, in order for their inclusion to be meaningful, their claims must also be scientifically evaluated and shown to be valid.

What are not acceptable – as in any other scientific study – are things like hearsay and Argument From Authority. A religious text describing souls is not useful as evidence; the claims made about the properties of souls in that text must be proven scientifically and rigorously.

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To me this seems like an unwinnable scientific endeavor, at least at current understanding. If someone were to toss unlimited funds my way to prove the existence or lack thereof of, say, Bigfoot, I can at least see how it might be done: show up with a captured Bigfoot, or a corpse, or body parts, or even a good DNA sample, and you’ve proven it.From the other direction, unlimited funds would allow you to chop down and pave over every square foot of forest in North America. If you were to do such an unwise thing, and by the end you’ve found no physical evidence of Bigfoot… well, that might not be mathematical Proof of the non-existence of Bigfoot, but it would be evidence enough that most scientists would consider “Bigfoot does not exist” to be a valid statement.

But souls are by definition not physical, thus testing for them becomes trickier. Of course, science has a long, successful history of proving the non-physical… electromagnetic radiation and gravity/mass being prime example of things that science has measured without actually being able to measure. This has been done by measuring the effects that these non-material forces have on physical objects. You don’t need to have the slightest idea what “gravity” is or how the mechanism underlying it works in order to measure the acceleration of a dropping apple or trace the orbits of planets.

Similarly, if a soul exists, it would seem possible, at least in principle, to measure its effect on physical objects – in this case, people. Exactly *how* is a little fuzzier.

A basic function of the “soul” is to survive the death of the body (a soul that does not survive brain death would seem to be a rather useless sort of thing). This would seem a starting point. Ethics aside, killing people and bringing them back might provide useful data. I don’t mean stopping their hearts and bringing them to the brink of brain death, with all the oxygen-deprivation-delusions that entails… I mean *truly* dead. No brain activity whatsoever. And then bringing them back. This might be achievable via cryogenic freezing; a brain frozen into a solid chunk with no electrical activity whatsoever would not be able to have experiences. If, after freezing and revival (this is, of course, a currently scientifically unsurmounted problem), definite experiences are reported, that might be evidence. These experiences would, of course, have to be factored against the definite possibility that a brain being frozen solid and then thawing again just might do some funny stuff along the lines of dreaming up imaginary experiences…

 

 Posted by at 10:12 am
Jul 092013
 

A World Cup Boycott? Count Me In

Wherein the author discusses the laudable notion of boycotting the 2014 World Cup in Brazil (note that this was written before Brazilian soccer fans beheaded and quartered a referee… who had just stabbed a player). The author gives two valid reasons:

1) Soccer fans, a.k.a. “football hooligans.” Fans of this game seem to be driven into a psychopathic frenzy at statistically disturbing rates. Why? Well…

2) The game is fricken’ boring. He puts it well:

If you remember the last World Cup, which ended in a dreary 1-0 victory by the self-absorbed Spanish over the swinish Dutch, you’ll have no trouble kissing this one goodbye. Spain didn’t log the winning goal until the 116th minute of the championship game. This is worse than watching paint dry. This is like watching paint play soccer.

Watching sports has always bored me. But watching soccer has always been *painfully* boring. It’s no wonder the spectators take to gettin’ likkered up and trashing the joint.

America has troubles enough these days without soccer catching on.

 Posted by at 5:51 pm
Jul 092013
 

Yasiin Bey (aka Mos Def) force-fed under standard Guantánamo Bay procedure – video

In short: Ford Prefect gets strapped to a chair and gets a narrow rubber tube stuck up his nose and down his throat, then gets rather weepy about it:

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The purpose of the video is to show just how horrible it is that the detainees at Guantanamo are being force fed. Granted, there is a good case to be made that any jihadi who wants to go on a hunger strike should be allowed to do so; as means of suicide go, at least this doesn’t take out a crowd of innocents. Plus, think of the savings, both short term  (by way of food that you don’t need to prepare for ’em) and long term (no more years of detainment, just a few weeks of warehousing then the effort of feeding through a woodchipper and into a septic system).

While I’ve never been fed through a tube like this, a few years back I *did* undergo something similar: a *camera* was shoved up my nose and then down my throat. I seem to recall it being somewhat larger in diameter than this rather narrow soft rubber tube. And while it was a wholly unpleasant experience, I didn’t need to be strapped down for it, nor did I burst into tears and need psychological help afterwards. Just a fair bit of ” bleck fffna fna bleah fffffffffnnnnnnaaaa.”

Feeding people through nasal tubes seems to be a fairly common thing in hospitals, yet I don’t hear a whole lot of “human rights” complaints about it. So is Mos Def  AKA Dante Terrell Smith AKA Yasiin Bey just a wuss? Or is he overacting?

 Posted by at 3:30 pm
Jul 092013
 

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight have released a video, the first time they have given any sort of public message:

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Apparently they have decided to give no interviews until after the trial of Castro is concluded. One can hope that they will have important input into sentencing.

 Posted by at 10:16 am
Jul 082013
 

This little feller lives up on the hill, always comes out to say “howdy” and then flops over for a belly rub.

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 Posted by at 11:26 pm