Feb 042013
 

After being reminded of a particular crackpot-type-person, I suddenly remembered a webpage that was a personal favorite, about a decade ago: Crank.net. This was an encyclopedia of the lunacy and whackjobbery that floods the internet. In the late 1990’s and early 2000’s I was a minor target of crackpots, cranks and loons due to a company I was associated with, and my excessive posting to various newsgroups and discussion fora and the like, and was really pretty sick and damned tired of ’em. (Since then I have fallen into obscurity, which is generally for the best.)

Crank.net even linked to at least one web-nut that I submitted, some guy who was convinced that the US had operational SSTO spaceplanes. No, that wasn’t why he was a nut. He believed the XB-70 was a SSTO spaceplane. No, that wasn’t why he was a nut. He believe that the piston-engined Convair B-36 was capable of attaining orbit, and in fact did so. Yeah, THAT was why he was a nut. Sadly, it appears that Crank.net hasn’t been updated since 2005. Sad, given the vast amount of looney crap that has flooded the web since then. I’ve no idea why it ground to a halt.

 Posted by at 9:30 pm
Feb 032013
 

This here’s the fall-down-funniest response I’ve seen yet to the video of the rather excitable Atlanta woman getting electroenzapulated. The language is seriously NSFW. It goes on for 12+ minutes, but the first minute or so is jam-packed with memorable quotables.

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It seems that if you want a verbose and entertaining verbal smackdown of a black woman behaving badly, you go to a religious gay black man.

“The Slap-A-B*tch Coalition”

“I don’t care about that man zappin’ the sh*t out of that damn woman in front of her children”

“I don’t have kids, cuz I’m afraid they’re gonna look like that, and they gonna act like that”

“Slug with a wig on”

“They look like they was on a commercial, asking for five cent a day”

“Electricity will change your life”

 Posted by at 6:33 pm
Feb 032013
 

Former Gurkha detains crazed knife-wielding mugger despite having a whole SIX-INCH blade embedded in his arm

A thug tried to mug an ex-Gurkha shop owner in Britain. He was not exactly successful, even though he stabbed the intended victim.
Take a look at the photo of the Gurkha in the article. He’s shown lying in a hospital bed, all bandaged up… and even in that place, that position, and wearing those bandages and that lame hospital gown… the only word to describe the man shown there is “badass.”
The thug looks like he’s probably a big guy. Probably thought he could easily roll the victim. Heh.
 Posted by at 10:01 am
Feb 022013
 

To boldy go: Woman bids to be first porn star in space

ADULT actress Coco Brown is training to be the first porn star in space. … has paid £64,000 to be part of a private Dutch mission due to blast off in spring 2014.

American Coco has already undergone anti-gravity training and can’t wait to journey 62 miles above the surface of the earth on the SXC rocket.

First off, the reporter for The Sun is clearly kinda stoopid regarding “anti-gravity.” Second… Dutch? SXC? Perhaps I’ve fallen out of the loop, I hadn’t heard of ’em. But it turns out that “SXC” stands for “Space Xperience Curacao,” and they’re going to use the XCOR Lynx spaceplane.

 

 Posted by at 10:09 pm
Feb 022013
 

Fresh off their “Space Monkey” bait-and-switch, the Iranians are publicizing a supposed stealth fighter they’ve  built. Video here:

Iran president unveils Qaher-313 indigenous fighter jet

The thing looks like a rather sloppily assembled plywood mockup. The comments in that article are spectacular.

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I can think of worse places to put the inlet, but not many. Along the trailing edges, perhaps. Inside the cockpit.

More photos here:

Iran unveiled new indigenous fighter jet

And a whole scad of photos collected here (you might need to sign up to see ’em, not sure):

http://www.secretprojects.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,18332.0.html

Video:

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I think the most telling photo is this one:

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When the pilot doesn’t even fit in the cockpit, you something’s up. Bonus: the canopy. Either they don’t want the pilots to look out and realize just how bad Iranian theocracy is, or they don’t want photographers to look in and see how embarrassed the pilots are.

 Posted by at 1:58 pm