Now you can fulfill all your deepest desires to advertise your membership in the most important Cult Of Personality in a million years by buying and flying this flag which replaces the stars (which represent the trivially unimportant States) with the smiling benevolent visage of the pinnacle of human evolution:

Oddly, there are people who are opposed to this. Clearly, they are counter-revolutionary reactionaries who probably need to be sent to a re-education facility.
Lake Democratic Party head removes Obama flag veterans termed ‘desecration’
UPDATE: This seems the be the company selling the flag… UltimateFlags.com. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, they’ve got the right to do so… and if it’s a moneymaker, they’re *smart* to do so. Hell, if I thought I could turn a profit doing so, I’d sell Little Red Books to Commies, Mein Kampfs to Nazis, Korans to Muslims or horrible cheap “Obama is awesome” chotchkies to Democrats. My point here is that the people *buying* and *flying* these flags seem to be a bit… off. And anyone who sends death threats to the company selling the flags is even more *off.*