Nov 092011
 

Russian Mars Moon Probe Suffers Big Failure After Launch

The Phobos-Grunt spacecraft launched at 3:16 p.m. EST (2016 GMT) Tuesday and was supposed to be on its way to Phobos by now. The probe separated from its Zenit rocket properly, but its own thrusters then failed to fire in order to send the spacecraft streaking toward Mars, Russian officials said.

Russia has a long, long record of Mars probes that have failed. They’ve had lots of good luck with Venus missions, but *terrible* luck with Mars. It’s a damned shame… Phobos-Grunt would not only have gone to Mars, it would have landed on Phobos, taken a sample, and returned it to Earth. This would have been the first sample return mission from anywhere beyond the moon (not counting space-dust capture missions). It seems the Great Galactic Ghoul has struck again.

 Posted by at 7:02 am
Nov 082011
 

The “Occupiers” have taken down some more major corporations. Stick it to the man, comrades!

SoCal Street Cart Vendors Hurting After ‘Occupy’ Group Splatters Blood, Urine

A hot dog cart and a coffee cart provided free food to protestors in San Diego. But when the freebies stopped, the fleabaggers vandalized the carts (with blood and urine, no less) and threatened death upon the cart owners.

Remember this next time you see a politician agree with them or express solidarity with their cause.

 Posted by at 1:19 pm