Russian Mars Moon Probe Suffers Big Failure After Launch
The Phobos-Grunt spacecraft launched at 3:16 p.m. EST (2016 GMT) Tuesday and was supposed to be on its way to Phobos by now. The probe separated from its Zenit rocket properly, but its own thrusters then failed to fire in order to send the spacecraft streaking toward Mars, Russian officials said.
Russia has a long, long record of Mars probes that have failed. They’ve had lots of good luck with Venus missions, but *terrible* luck with Mars. It’s a damned shame… Phobos-Grunt would not only have gone to Mars, it would have landed on Phobos, taken a sample, and returned it to Earth. This would have been the first sample return mission from anywhere beyond the moon (not counting space-dust capture missions). It seems the Great Galactic Ghoul has struck again.