Jan 162019
 

Boeing lost to Lockheed the competition that produced the C-5. But Boeing wound up making out like bandits; they took their efforts and turned it into the 747 and sold the hell out of ’em. Lockheed of course wanted in on that action, but their efforts to turn the  C-5 Galaxy into a civilian aircraft by way of the L-500 were unsuccessful. Plans were in place for both passenger and cargo haulers, with various pitches such as stuffing the aircraft full of automobiles.

This was from 1970. Those Cadillacs and Continentals suggested as alternatives would soon fall victim to the early 70’s OPEC oil embargo and the subsequent skyrocketing price of gas.

 Posted by at 10:12 pm
Jan 162019
 

No, not the *actual* Space Force, but the show that Netflix is rushing into production, likely with the intention of mocking the whole concept.

Steve Carell to Star in Netflix Comedy Based on Trump’s ‘Space Force’

 

Imagine how awesome a show based on the USSF *could* be if it was made by people who wanted to make an awesome show. Imagine what a sh!tshow of political gibberish this will *probably* be.

 Posted by at 12:59 pm
Jan 152019
 

Disney Bought the Star Wars franchise. Then they made “The Force Awakens,” that the fandom generally went nuts, with some “hey, wait, isn’t that the *exact* same plot as ‘A New Hope’?” complaints in the background. Then they made “Rogue One,” and everyone pretty much loved it. Then they made “The Last Jedi,” and the fandom turned inside out because it was a flawed and to many an insulting take on Star Wars. Then they made “Solo,” and the fandom freakin’ hated it.

Four datapoints is not enough for a detailed and accurate trend analysis, but it’s enough to get a sense of where things are going. And the sense is that things are trending downwards, which Disney has recognized by  shelving a whole bunch of announced and rumored projects. But there is a *fifth* data point: “Vader Episode 1: Shards of the Past.” This is a 15-minute fan-film released about three weeks ago. From what I can tell, the fandom *loves* it. Me… I guess I liked it ok. It was well produced, had some interesting ideas. But I accept that the rest of the fandom thinks it’s the greatest thing since sliced Jedi.

Here it is:

So… how does Disney respond to this highly popular fan film? A fan film where the creator had spoken to the right people and made sure to not step on any toes and didn’t even crowdfund it? Does Disney applaud this labor of love? Does Disney recognize it as a worthy effort? Does Disney at least leave it alone?

Nope. They copyright-struck it on YouTube, and now it is monetized via intrusive ads… and the money goes to Disney.

So… like with Star Trek/CBS/Axanar, here we have a labor of fan love being mistreated by the IP holder in such a way as to turn off the love of the fans.

BRILLIANT.

On the other hand: Disney is making bank off this fan film. Does that now make this fan film canon?

UPDATE:

It seems someone at Lucasfilm spoke to someone at Disney and made them see the light. the “Dude, we have trouble enough with the fans as-is due to the crappy produce you are releasing, don’t make it worse.”

 Posted by at 6:23 pm
Jan 142019
 

Short form: about two weeks ago there was a drive-by shooting in a suburb of Houston, Texas. A seven-year-old black girl was shot in the head and killed. The initial reports had it that the killer was a white man with blue eyes, which led to the supposition that this was a racially motivated “hate crime,” and led to opinion pieces such as this:

Was Jazmine Barnes a victim of domestic terrorism? Will white America own it?

Where white people are essentially told that we should collectively bear responsibility for the murder of the child.

Small problem: the white guy who was seen speeding from the scene was merely a bystander, who not unwisely decided to get some distance. The actual shooter? Black feller. Whoops, there goes the narrative.

But that’s not all. As part of “white domestic terrorism is a bignormous threat,” the idjit writer uses an example of a gun “buy back” program in Baltimore where someone turned in a rocket launcher. This is touted as a major example of the NRA being evil gun nuts.

But the thing is, the rocket launcher is little more than an expendable fiberglass tube, no more dangerous than a whiffleball bat. The biggest scandal is that the BPD actually spent $500 for a worthless – and harmless – bit of Army surplus. Behold:

The thing I wonder about is the submachinegun *next* to the AT4 tube. I don’t immediately recognize it; it really looks like the sort of gun that could be knocked out by a reasonably well equipped home machine shop. If that is in fact the case, that should be a *way* bigger story than an expended rocket launcher tube.

 

 

 

 Posted by at 6:23 pm
Jan 142019
 

An advertisement from 1963 depicting a Bell concept for an operational derivative of the X-22 VTOL. This was designed as a naval anti-submarine aircraft; it looks like it might be a little bit bigger than the surprisingly small X-22. The configuration is much the same as the X-22, but the fuselage is much rounder, especially around the cockpit.

 Posted by at 12:29 pm
Jan 132019
 

It is always unwise and unwarranted to ascribe to non-human species human emotions. We simply don’t know that non-humans – from monkeys to dogs to cats to cows to parrots to snakes to fish to worms to Antifa members – actually feel  the emotions we do, in the way we do. But there are times when it is very, very hard to deny that they sure *seem* to. We’ve all seen dogs who do damnably fine simulations of happiness and sadness and the like. I saw another example today of just such a thing.

As previously mentioned, my left shoulder is a mess. I’ve found that driving seems to help; I assume that part of it is taking my mind off the pain, and part is due to the fact that with my hand on the wheel, a good fraction of the weight of the arm is taken off the shoulder. Whatever, I found myself driving around a bit today. And not far from home I saw chaos on the road ahead… several vehicles pulled over, police lights, lots of motion. As I got closer I saw that the issue was a half dozen or so horses running around freely; in short, someone had left a gate open and the horses had bolted, and efforts were underway to collect them.

A frame from a brief and terrible-quality cell phone video I shot of the horses running around. Seethe mountains in the background? Yeah, me neither. Air quality still sucks.

The horses were running as a group through the snow-covered fields. They were not running to escape; they were running just to run. Horses were evolved for the purpose, and when they are prevented from running and suddenly the opportunity presents itself… they run. To all appearances, they run for the pure joy of it. When I first moved to my place here in Utah back in 2004, the neighbors had themselves a horse that they kept in a *tiny* pen. For a creature with minimal ability to make facial expressions, it sure as heck looked depressed. Soon after, the fencing around my back four or so acres was fixed up and I let them keep the horse in that field. Upon first being moved from that tiny pen to my field… the horse ran. And ran. And ran. It ran the perimeter; it ran from corner to corner. It covered every square foot just as fast as it could, because it could.

Running, it seems, gives horses joy. Because that’s what they are for.


 

Mandatory political analysis: recognition that doing what you’re made to do makes you happy, and not doing it makes you sad, might be an explanation for a lot of the trouble in the world today, especially among men. Men who started off as boys who were trained (and often drugged) to not act like boys, who grew up to be ashamed of being male and masculine and to despise their nation, their culture and their ethnicity and to feel nothing but shame and guilt.

 Posted by at 11:00 pm
Jan 132019
 

It seems they could hardly do worse. But then, the sign that’s supposed to light up in warning seems ineffective,so automation isn’t always a winner.

Note how a lot of these seem to be rental/moving trucks. Thus *perhaps* a majority of the drivers aren’t professional truck drivers, but schmoes who are driving vehicles they are unfamiliar with. I wonder who will be replaced by robotrucks first: pro truckers on “easy” long-haul routes, or amateurs who (seemingly) tend to drive around more complex and chaotic urban areas.

Bonus round:

 

 

 

 Posted by at 5:24 pm
Jan 132019
 

So I wake up today intending to do some work on the computer. Looking for background noise I fired up Netflix and saw that “Solo: A Star Wars Story” is now available. So, what the hell, I turned it on.

It barely even qualified as background noise.

I remain mystified about how a quarter-billion-dollar budget lavished on one of the most interesting and charismatic characters from the last century of filmmaking can so utterly fail to make an decent movie. It wasn’t good in the theater; it was even less good on TV. It’s really quite astonishing, like watching a respected and venerated diamond cutter turn a raw blue diamond the size of a chicken egg into a handful of dust and ash.

 Posted by at 2:15 pm
Jan 132019
 

Those of you who don’t like me… well, this is your happy day.

As previously mentioned, I was pretty sick there for a while. And while the illness is largely gone, it seems to have left a little present behind. One of the main symptoms of the illness was a substantial cough… frequent and powerful. It appears that all that coughing somehow or other caused me to damage my left shoulder, sprain, strain, torn ligament, something. *Holy**crap* does it hurt. It’s painful to the point of distraction and torpedoing productivity; it’s hard to type, to scan, to carve, to CAD, to *concentrate.* It hurts just hanging there. It *screams* when I cough. In retrospect I should’ve seen a doctor for it Thursday or Friday, but both days I woke up feeling fine, with the pain creeping up as the day went on.

A few years ago I had something similar that was finally fixed up by the simple expedient of the doctor jamming a needle the size of a railroad spike directly into the shoulder socket and pumping it full of steroids. I suspect that will have to be done again. Joy unbounded.

So if you’ve been waiting for me to do something or other… well, ooops.

At least the air quality has been spectacular. Nothing better for dealing with an illness than air with more hydrocarbons than a gas tank.

 

A truncated document scanning session ended early not only because my arm wasn’t working right (kinda important for feeding documents into a scanner), but because Banshee had other plans.

 

 Posted by at 12:08 am