Mar 272019
 

Kinda hard to “shoot down” something in orbit (as the wreckage remains in orbit and unlike waht the movies show, doesn’t just immediately fall from the sky) , but it seems they bullseyed it with a ground-based interceptor.

India shoots down satellite in test, Modi hails arrival as space power

On one hand: congrats for the technical achievement.

On the other hand: this shows that such abilities are becoming more and more readily available. And while India is not an enemy state, the US *does* have both vital space-based infrastructure *and* enemies. Thus driving home the importance of developing a true Space Force capable of defending what we’ve got as well as replacing what we lose.

 Posted by at 10:35 am
Mar 262019
 

Senator Mike Lee of Utah wins the internet.

This, gentlemen, is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

He did a masterful job of keeping a straight face. His assistant had a little trouble with that.

Reagan riding a velociraptor, tauntauns, Aquaman, Sharknado, Dr. Evil and sharks with fricken’ laser beams on their heads: now a part of the official Senate record.

Plus: America needs to make more babies, underdeveloped nations need to have less. *THAT* will go over well…

 Posted by at 2:52 pm
Mar 262019
 

US to Return Astronauts to the Moon by 2024, VP Pence Says

On one hand… good. On the other hand… I’ll believe it when I see it. I’ll *start* to believe in the possibility of it when I see a finalized design for a lunar lander.

The US *should* be able to do this. Whether *NASA* could do this, I have substantial doubts. SpaceX? I would be unsurprised if they could do it, and it would make me happy if the first manned lunar landing of the 21st century happens in 2024 when a USSF-owned and operated SpaceX Starship lands on the lunar surface with ten scientists and ten Space Marines ready to plant the flag and claim territory for the United Federation of Planets of America, complete with had modules, regolith moving equipment, a ten megawatt nuclear reactors and a big-ass Drax Industries “Screw You Mk. 2” laser gun.

 Posted by at 2:39 pm
Mar 262019
 

Two points for anyone who can come up with a believable, valid, rational explanation for *this* story that doesn’t include:

1: Payoff

2: “Gotta get the Trump Victory off the front page”

Prosecutors drop all criminal charges against Jussie Smollett

No explanation seems to have been given so far; the Chicago PD and even the Democrat Mayor Rahm Emanuel are cheesed off by this inexplicable development. More inexplicably, Smollett, who continues to proclaim his innocence, agreed to forfeit his $10K bond to the city (WHY?!?!?!).

The only rational explanation for this I can come up with is that the prosecutors have determined that Smollett is bugnuts, and thus they’ll pursue getting him sent into a looneybin rather than prison… but I suspect that ain’t it.

 Posted by at 1:44 pm
Mar 262019
 

Let’s see, what has the latest software update given the NPC’s to automatically whine about today?

The racist practice of mispronouncing names

In this episode of RadioActive Youth Media, hosts Zuheera Ali and Keya Roy talk to author Ijeoma Oluo and each other about their experiences living in the United States with “difficult” names. They also talk to Rita Kohli, a professor at University of California, Riverside who has done research on the effects of mispronouncing names on students of color.

Spoiler: This practice of mispronouncing names isn’t just embarrassing. It has a long and racist history.

Oh FFS. Boo friggen’ hoo, people can’t figure out how to pronounce your goofy alien name. People can’t figure out how to pronounce *my* name, and it came from Britainland. It starts off with “L-O-W.” Is that like “Lo there do I see my father,” or is it like “ow, my delicate little fee-fees?” It has a “T-H” in it. Is that pronounced like “Thor” or like “There,” or perhaps even as separate T and H? The answer may surprise you (hint: the answer is, I could hardly care less).

And then there’s people with Irish names like “Siobhan.” Which is pronounced almost entirely unlike how it’s spelled. And then there’s “Caoimhe.” Which… yeah. Someone had a sense of humor when they decided that that sound maps to those letters.

And then there’s Iceland:

Back when people came to American *wanting* to become Americans, it was common for them to stop off at Ellis Island and leave with a brand new name because the guy stamping the papers couldn’t figure out their bizarro Eastern or Southern European gibberish. And other people changed their family names to “Smith” or some such because they *wanted* to fit in. So get with the program, you whiny little trolls. You want to be seen as special and unique… well, this is what happens.

 

 Posted by at 10:34 am
Mar 262019
 

This is a little animation that Pixar has recently put out. It covers old ground… a little kitten and a tough dog become friends. It’s surprisingly touching, but it’s also touched with some surprising darkness and horrible things. The pitbull is mistreated (in a scene that you would think is a bit shocking in a Disney production until you remember all the horrible things that Disney keeps putting in all their movies) in the way you might expect out of Tijuanafied San Francisco. The kitten is the star of the show; it is shown going bonkers in just exactly the way that kittens do. And it displays fear in just the way that kittens do.

 

 Posted by at 1:55 am
Mar 252019
 

So let’s say you’re a phone company employee out on the job with your company bucket lift, when the locals tell you there is a cat who has been stuck atop a pole for hours and could you please help out. Chances are good you’d take a look at the situation and if seems reasonable, you’d pop up, grab the cat, save the day and get on with life.

And if you’re the phone company, you’d suspend the guy for operating the bucket lift outside of its designated geographic region. You’d recognize while doing it that this would be bad PR… but screw it, you can’t let an employee get away with breaking the rules, no matter how well intentioned.

Now, assume that you are a *wiser* corporation. Yes, the guy broke some rules, and that should not be ignored or glossed over. But he also did a good thing and not only provided aid, but gave the company some good PR. So… as a *wise* company, what to do? My suggestion:

1: Give him X demerits for breaking the rules.

2: Give him X  merits for being  decent human being.

End result: status quo with a warning for the employee and a positive press release for the company.

One might argue that it’s “just a cat” (if one is one of those morally dubious people who thinks of a cat as “just a cat”). But it’s entirely possible that that same sort of procedure could be used to rescue a *human.* A child hanging off the side of a building after climbing out a  window, say. Sure, that’s more realistically a job for the fire department… but you’re there, they ain’t. If you stand back and refuse to pitch in, and by waiting the kid falls… *you* will feel guilty, while the locals will very likely be quite PO’ed at you for doing nothing, and at the company for telling you to do nothing. If you can recognize that there are cases where breaking company rules is the right thing to do… we’ve established what the situation is, now we’re just haggling over the price.

Ah, ta hell with you, you say. This is Current Year where shades of gray and nuance are not allowed; if someone is not on your extreme end of whatever spectrum you’re on, then they are on the far end. Answers are only “right” or “Nazi” these days, so no matter how careful the guy was, or how much practical good he did, or how much good will he created for the company… BURN THE HERETIC.

 

 Posted by at 11:48 pm
Mar 252019
 

BREAKING: Co-Conspirator In Alleged Avenatti Fraud Scheme Is CNN Analyst, Jussie Smollett’s Lawyer, Report Says

Michael Avenatti is the lawyer who spent the last year or so trying to smear Trump and Kavenaugh… and now he’s not only discredited, he’d been arrested. And his associate Mark Geragos, lawyer for another guy who tried to smear Trump,is not only in legal hot water bu thas been fired from CNN.

Bonus round: Former CIA head John Brennan, who has spent the last couple of years smearing Trump as a Russian agent, now has this to say:

“Well, I don’t know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was.”

While it’s nice to see him publicly say that he might have been wrong, it’s entertaining to think that the CIA was run by a guy who would have so readily accepted what has turned out to be a fabulously wrong assumption about the President.

The last several years have been sorta defined by false media/political narratives. Collusion. Smolletting. White privilege. Covington. Hands-Up-Don’t-Shoot. The Wage Gap. Kavenaugh as rapist. “Ghostbusters/The Last Jedi was a good movie.” The patriarchy. Nazis everywhere. The Steele Dossier.  It would be nice to think that, now that media organizations are starting to get hit with fractional-billion-dollar lawsuits and hoaxers are going to jail, that maybe, just maybe, things might change for the better. Maybe the press might actually take their job more seriously, and actually try to get the story factually right. This, I think, is unwarranted excess optimism. But who knows.

 Posted by at 8:03 pm