Mar 262019
 

Let’s see, what has the latest software update given the NPC’s to automatically whine about today?

The racist practice of mispronouncing names

In this episode of RadioActive Youth Media, hosts Zuheera Ali and Keya Roy talk to author Ijeoma Oluo and each other about their experiences living in the United States with “difficult” names. They also talk to Rita Kohli, a professor at University of California, Riverside who has done research on the effects of mispronouncing names on students of color.

Spoiler: This practice of mispronouncing names isn’t just embarrassing. It has a long and racist history.

Oh FFS. Boo friggen’ hoo, people can’t figure out how to pronounce your goofy alien name. People can’t figure out how to pronounce *my* name, and it came from Britainland. It starts off with “L-O-W.” Is that like “Lo there do I see my father,” or is it like “ow, my delicate little fee-fees?” It has a “T-H” in it. Is that pronounced like “Thor” or like “There,” or perhaps even as separate T and H? The answer may surprise you (hint: the answer is, I could hardly care less).

And then there’s people with Irish names like “Siobhan.” Which is pronounced almost entirely unlike how it’s spelled. And then there’s “Caoimhe.” Which… yeah. Someone had a sense of humor when they decided that that sound maps to those letters.

And then there’s Iceland:

Back when people came to American *wanting* to become Americans, it was common for them to stop off at Ellis Island and leave with a brand new name because the guy stamping the papers couldn’t figure out their bizarro Eastern or Southern European gibberish. And other people changed their family names to “Smith” or some such because they *wanted* to fit in. So get with the program, you whiny little trolls. You want to be seen as special and unique… well, this is what happens.

 

 Posted by at 10:34 am
Mar 262019
 

This is a little animation that Pixar has recently put out. It covers old ground… a little kitten and a tough dog become friends. It’s surprisingly touching, but it’s also touched with some surprising darkness and horrible things. The pitbull is mistreated (in a scene that you would think is a bit shocking in a Disney production until you remember all the horrible things that Disney keeps putting in all their movies) in the way you might expect out of Tijuanafied San Francisco. The kitten is the star of the show; it is shown going bonkers in just exactly the way that kittens do. And it displays fear in just the way that kittens do.

 

 Posted by at 1:55 am
Mar 252019
 

So let’s say you’re a phone company employee out on the job with your company bucket lift, when the locals tell you there is a cat who has been stuck atop a pole for hours and could you please help out. Chances are good you’d take a look at the situation and if seems reasonable, you’d pop up, grab the cat, save the day and get on with life.

And if you’re the phone company, you’d suspend the guy for operating the bucket lift outside of its designated geographic region. You’d recognize while doing it that this would be bad PR… but screw it, you can’t let an employee get away with breaking the rules, no matter how well intentioned.

Now, assume that you are a *wiser* corporation. Yes, the guy broke some rules, and that should not be ignored or glossed over. But he also did a good thing and not only provided aid, but gave the company some good PR. So… as a *wise* company, what to do? My suggestion:

1: Give him X demerits for breaking the rules.

2: Give him X  merits for being  decent human being.

End result: status quo with a warning for the employee and a positive press release for the company.

One might argue that it’s “just a cat” (if one is one of those morally dubious people who thinks of a cat as “just a cat”). But it’s entirely possible that that same sort of procedure could be used to rescue a *human.* A child hanging off the side of a building after climbing out a  window, say. Sure, that’s more realistically a job for the fire department… but you’re there, they ain’t. If you stand back and refuse to pitch in, and by waiting the kid falls… *you* will feel guilty, while the locals will very likely be quite PO’ed at you for doing nothing, and at the company for telling you to do nothing. If you can recognize that there are cases where breaking company rules is the right thing to do… we’ve established what the situation is, now we’re just haggling over the price.

Ah, ta hell with you, you say. This is Current Year where shades of gray and nuance are not allowed; if someone is not on your extreme end of whatever spectrum you’re on, then they are on the far end. Answers are only “right” or “Nazi” these days, so no matter how careful the guy was, or how much practical good he did, or how much good will he created for the company… BURN THE HERETIC.

 

 Posted by at 11:48 pm
Mar 252019
 

BREAKING: Co-Conspirator In Alleged Avenatti Fraud Scheme Is CNN Analyst, Jussie Smollett’s Lawyer, Report Says

Michael Avenatti is the lawyer who spent the last year or so trying to smear Trump and Kavenaugh… and now he’s not only discredited, he’d been arrested. And his associate Mark Geragos, lawyer for another guy who tried to smear Trump,is not only in legal hot water bu thas been fired from CNN.

Bonus round: Former CIA head John Brennan, who has spent the last couple of years smearing Trump as a Russian agent, now has this to say:

“Well, I don’t know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was.”

While it’s nice to see him publicly say that he might have been wrong, it’s entertaining to think that the CIA was run by a guy who would have so readily accepted what has turned out to be a fabulously wrong assumption about the President.

The last several years have been sorta defined by false media/political narratives. Collusion. Smolletting. White privilege. Covington. Hands-Up-Don’t-Shoot. The Wage Gap. Kavenaugh as rapist. “Ghostbusters/The Last Jedi was a good movie.” The patriarchy. Nazis everywhere. The Steele Dossier.  It would be nice to think that, now that media organizations are starting to get hit with fractional-billion-dollar lawsuits and hoaxers are going to jail, that maybe, just maybe, things might change for the better. Maybe the press might actually take their job more seriously, and actually try to get the story factually right. This, I think, is unwarranted excess optimism. But who knows.

 Posted by at 8:03 pm
Mar 242019
 

An interesting and perhaps disheartening video illustrating the far, far distant fate of the universe. This covers timescales not of billions of years, not of trillions, but of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of trillions of years. In *very* short order – around a few hundred trillion years – there will be no objects left in the universe that resemble current stars. The universe will be vastly expanded, very dark and very cold; if you could time travel to a few hundred trillion years from now, there is no conceivable telescope that would be able to see the nearest galaxy, because the expansion of the universe would have driven it beyond the cosmic horizon. This would be an empty and hopeless time… and it would be the first tick on the clock of cosmic time. By far the vast majority of the lifespan of the universe will be spent in an era with nothing but the odd photon, the sole inhabitant of a volume of space larger by far than the now-observable universe.

Consider: a trillion years from now, the only stars still guttering along will be red dwarfs. The universe will be about a hundred times older than it currently is. Nearby galaxy groups will be measured not in terms of dozens of millions of light years, but in *billions* of light years. The Hubble can currently see galaxies that far away, but generally only as dim blobs. At that point in the future, those “nearby” galaxies will be old, red and quite dim; a Hubble of a trillion years hence would struggle to see them. By ten trillion years, the nearest galaxies would be about as far away as galaxies that today are on the cosmic horizon. If some planet somehow evolves intelligence, the sky would be so dark that it is very probable that the only stars in their sky would be a handful of red and white dwarfs scattered throughout their galaxy, the nearest perhaps a thousand light years away; it’s very likely that none of them would ever bother to build a telescope anywhere near as powerful as Hubble except, perhaps, to examine other planets orbiting their sad little star. They might spot those other red dwarfs and struggle to comprehend just what they’re seeing; if by chance they somehow task their one telescope with staring for *days* at a blank spot in the sky, the chances of them just happening to spot one of the rare “nearby” galaxies ten billion lightyears off – maybe a few dozen across the sky – is vanishingly low. And even then, they would still be existing at the very beginning of the universe.

This, my friends, seems to be a tad depressing. Contemplation of timescales like this and what they would contain is just that sort of thing likely to bring on some good old fashioned cosmic horror, because it shows that not only are *you* small, but the current observable universe is *microscopic* in terms of size and age in comparison to the enormity of the universe as a whole.

When Lovecraft and Co. were writing their weird fiction, their conception of the universe was trivially small compared to what we now understand. This sort of thing would, I think, have amused HPL and resulted in some interesting yarns.

One very, very hypothetical ray of hope is offered in the video. As some point in the inconceivably distant future, when our incomprehensible descendants are huddled for warmth and energy around decaying black holes, thinkigng one thought per trillion years, if they are smart enough and have access to the right resources, they could, perhaps, maybe, either open gateways into “parallel” universes, or make “baby” universes of their own, and escape to a whole different universe, there to perhaps watch *that* one slowly run down and escape again.

 Posted by at 12:46 am
Mar 232019
 

Some of the stuff you stumble upon on Wikipedia can change your view of the world…

Cat sìth

The Cat Sìth (Scottish Gaelic: [kʰaʰt̪ ˈʃiː]) or Cat Sidhe (Irish: [kat̪ˠ ˈʃiː], Cat Sí in new orthography) is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its chest. Legend has it that the spectral cat haunts the Scottish Highlands. The legends surrounding this creature are more common in Scottish folklore, but a few occur in Irish. Some common folklore suggested that the Cat Sìth was not a fairy, but a witch that could transform into a cat nine times.

Huh.

Never woulda guessed it of Speedbump. He’s one of those cats who only ever seems to want affection, not galactic domination. Maybe he’s just a master of deception like the evil mastermind Darth Jar Jar

 

 

 Posted by at 8:40 pm
Mar 232019
 

This high school drama club put on a stage production of Alien, and it looks fantastic

 

You know, “high school drama club puts on a play” is the sort of phrase that makes me *immediately* think “screw diplomacy, get me the frak out of here NOW.” But *this* play… I think I’d actually watch. One can hope that the whole thing was filmed and will show up on YouTube.

 

 

 Posted by at 3:24 pm