Jul 252021
 

I’ve watched a number of videos produced by a Russian couple who have a pet cat. Sure, we all like cat videos… but their cat, “Messi,” is a slightly subscale puma that lives like a house cat. Every video I’ve seen of this critter makes me want my own pet puma. And then I put a few seconds thought into it, look at the scratches I get regularly from my normally-scaled house cats who aren’t even trying, and I think better of the idea. Sure, Messi seems astonishingly well behaved. But pumas are not domesticated. One day I think Messi might remember what he is, and then the next video won’t feature the Russian couple… it’s just be the remaining one.

This video from a week ago, for instance. They give Messi some pills. This is a process I’ve had to do myself, and I always come out of it bleeding.

Nope.

NOPE.

 Posted by at 11:05 pm
Jul 162021
 

Buttons has been feeling a bit under the weather lately. Mostly seems ok, but he’s had trouble with food. He’s hungry and demands food, but when presented with food he just sorta looks at it sadly and walks away. Best guess: his sense of smell or taste has been messed with. He wants food, he sees food, but he doesn’t *smell* food. And thus we get this portrait. He lay there for several minutes looking sadly at a pile of his favorite food.

A talk with the vet was unenlightening. So, I had to science the ᛋᚻᛁᛏ out of the situation. New bags of his normal food also did not pass muster, so it wasn’t a problem with the specific bags of food. Several bags of entirely different brands didn’t work. Treats, however, worked. But he can’t subsist on treats… partly because they’re just not that great nutritionally, but mostly because Buttons requires a special diet due to a predisposition to forming some sort of crystals in his urinary tract.

So, problem: cat wants food but won’t eat food. Hypothesis: his sense of smell is diminished. Observation: he will eat treats. Observation: treats are a lot stronger smelling that normal food.

Experiment one: Mix treats with food. Result: Buttons picked the treats out… but *did* eat some food in the process. Didn’t spit out bits of food, but didn’t seek them out, either.

Experiment two: crush treats to powder, mix with food, shake vigorously. Now food smells like treats. Result: Buttons eats *almost* like normal.

The root cause is as yet unresolved, but a workaround has been produced that will hopefully function adequately until things hopefully return to normal. Hopefully.


 

Banshee posing on a couch. This was not a brief moment; she sat this way for quite some time.


 

Speedbump sitting atop the couch.

 

 Posted by at 12:05 pm
Jul 062021
 

I’ve contacted the publisher and will get a supply of bookazines to be signed. However, since they’re being shipped from Europe, the costs are a bit high so I’ll have to charge a few bucks more than the basic cover price for them. In order to make it worthwhile for those who get them, I plan on including an extra or two. Currently planning on something like an 18X24 print or two of diagrams from the book, scaled up and tinkered with, also numbered and signed. It will be a while before the books get here, so I’ve some time to get the prints just right. And given that a box of books could get wedged into the Suez Canal or redirected into the Bermuda Triangle or impaled on some rebar, I won’t take orders until they are on hand.

I had a local print shop print up nine separate sheets… 2 SR-71A, 1 YF-12A, 1 M21/D21, 1 XF-103, 2 XF-108, 1 A-12, 1 CL-400 Suntan. I also printed up a test sheet with four copies of the same bit of an SR-71, but with the line weights and colors adjusted (I should’ve done that first. Ooops.). Along with adjusting the weights/colors, there will be improvements to the diagrams themselves, additional details and information added. The blue in the windows will be dispensed with… that tiny bit of color triples the cost. Most likely the “bonus” will be one or two sheets of the SR-71A, but if there is enough interest in the others, I’ll figure it out. The prints will also be numbered and signed, and will only be available along with the signed books. They will also be shipped fabulously folded into quarters (as seen in the “lineweight test print” in the photos below) in order to ship with the books.

Please note industry standard feline scale reference.

If you want on the list of people interested in ordering a signed copy when the time comes, send me an email:

It is available directly through the publisher for £8.99 (Approx $12.41 or €10.34). It is also available through Amazon for pre-order for $12.99. Or it will be available through me for a little more, in a little while.

 Posted by at 9:49 pm
Jul 042021
 

One “Meredith Bull” takes videos of unhappy cats, extracts the audio and turns them into some pretty catchy tunes.

And the masterpiece:

Then take that last one and blow it up to a full music video…

Someone else took the original “don’t touch me” cat video and did his own thing with it:

And then other people joined in, and I gotta say, it’s actually pretty damned impressive. Certainly better than the bulk of what I hear on the radio; compare the skill and talent involved here to anything spewed out by Cardi B and the like:

 

 

 Posted by at 8:24 pm
Jun 122021
 

So there I was yesterday, working on the computer, Buttons on a pillow next to me. As he often does, he was just laying there purring up a storm, happy to be alive and part of the team. Then suddenly, with no visible or audible prompting, he began growling and howling, raising a stink like he was *pissed.* His tail fluffed out. His eyes were wide open and dilated. This went on for seemingly forever, but probably around 15-30 seconds. Then… it stopped. Within a few seconds he was purring again… and drooling. Drooling *a* *lot,* for another quarter hour or so. Then everything went back to utterly normal.

Given how he was purring loudly at the time, I’m pretty sure he was awake when he went nuts, though he has been known to sleep-purr. But whether awake or asleep, it was *weird* to hear him pissed off. This is the first time I can recall *ever* hearing him actually angry; it’s just not his way. He is by nature a happy cat. I first thought that maybe he was in pain, something that came onto him suddenly; but poking and prodding afterwards elicited no pain response, and he has eaten and used the litter box just fine since then.

Another thought occurred: he’s around 12 years old, which is getting up there in years for a cat. Perhaps he had a senior moment… some form of dementia. A daydream of a threat, perhaps.

In any event: AAAAAAAARGH.

 Posted by at 5:15 pm
May 222021
 

If you want something warm and fluffy to cuddle with, a cat can be a good choice (depending, of course, on the cat). And if you want a cat, there is no substitute for an actual cat. So this… thing confuses me to no end.

You’re Supposed to Be Comforted by This Faceless Robotic Vibrating Cat, Not Horrified

Cats are not hard to come by. The world is full to overflowing with shelters and pounds with unwanted cats that can be had for a few bucks, or a donation, or for the asking. So… why an expensive robotic Martian flatcat/tribble hybrid?

 Posted by at 3:15 pm