Jul 252021
 

I’ve watched a number of videos produced by a Russian couple who have a pet cat. Sure, we all like cat videos… but their cat, “Messi,” is a slightly subscale puma that lives like a house cat. Every video I’ve seen of this critter makes me want my own pet puma. And then I put a few seconds thought into it, look at the scratches I get regularly from my normally-scaled house cats who aren’t even trying, and I think better of the idea. Sure, Messi seems astonishingly well behaved. But pumas are not domesticated. One day I think Messi might remember what he is, and then the next video won’t feature the Russian couple… it’s just be the remaining one.

This video from a week ago, for instance. They give Messi some pills. This is a process I’ve had to do myself, and I always come out of it bleeding.

Nope.

NOPE.

 Posted by at 11:05 pm
Jul 222021
 

Because why not.

First up:

A Manchester Mural Was Defaced by Racist Graffiti. Soccer Fans Rushed to Fix It.

This story has been kinda all over the place, even though:

1) It’s Britain, not the US

2) It’s soccer, not a real sport

3) It’s someone I doubt one American in ten thousand had ever heard of.

Anyway, the story goes that a mural was painted of a black soccer player. The soccer player apparently played badly in a recent game of “let’s watch paint dry,” so some fans were upset. One fan painted negative graffiti onto the existing mural. The police were called and are making a big deal out of finding who did this dastardly deed (seems fair to ask if the the British police leap into action *every* time there’s graffiti. Or a burglary. Or arson. Or an assault. Or a grooming gang.). News media around the world lost their minds yapping about the racist graffiti. But, interestingly, finding out what the graffiti actually said is a little challenging. The New York Times article linked above decided that that wasn’t News Fit To Print. But it is possible to find what the graffiti was:

Marcus Rashford mural graffiti ‘not racial’, say police

The word “f***” was scrawled over the huge artwork and the words “shit” and “bastard” were also written beside the word “Sancho”.

That’s… that’s racist? Really? REALLY???

Huh.

And in other news:

Former city council candidate to introduce ballot initiative creating ‘African American autonomous zones’ in DC

Which includes this spectacular line from the proposed legislation:

To deny African Americans autonomous regions in DC, would be denying us our basic human rights.

I have little doubt that there are ethnic nationalists of all kinds – black, white, Asian, Hispanic, whatever – who will watch this with great interest.

That line was followed by these:

African Americans have the right to have autonomous regions because we are indigenous people.

The United Nations defines indigenous people as: “the descendants of those who inhabited a country or a geographical region at the time when people of different cultures or ethnic origins arrived. The new arrivals later became dominant through conquest, occupation, settlement or other means.” (United Nations Permanent Forum on Indigenous Issues)

Huh. Once again, I’m sure there are lots of people watching this. Like… I dunno, a lot of English people in London. Or, hell, pretty much everybody everywhere. Jut about anybody is descended from somebody who got conquered at some point.

 Posted by at 4:16 pm
Jul 222021
 

The only way crime is down is through the magic of declaring arson and shoplifting and such as no longer crimes.

The one good thing about this is that the demented old fool isn’t really drawing crowds anymore. it seems people aren’t buying his BS:

Look at him go!

 Posted by at 12:55 am
Jul 212021
 

After going to the edge of space, Bezos decided that the thing to do was to give a hundred million dollars to a got-dayumed Marxist shill:

After returning from space flight, Jeff Bezos donates $100M each to chef José Andrés and Van Jones

People will argue that “Jones was a Marxist when he was young, but he’s not a Marxist *now*.” That’s like saying “he was a murderer when he was young, but he’s not one now.”

There are *millions* of people better suited to decide what to do with such a windfall. Jones is already worth $5 million; let him spent his own money on his charities. I wonder if Bezos is trying to buy good PR from CNN.

 Posted by at 1:34 pm
Jul 202021
 

Parts of the US are undergoing historic droughts; parts of China are getting deluged with rain. Go ahead and blame climate change for that… and remember which country is spewing out the most CO2.

Here’s your Nope Of The Day: being trapped in an underground subway during a flood. Nope. just… nope.

Germany is getting in on the act:

 Posted by at 7:21 pm
Jul 202021
 

India’s Covid-19 Death Toll Is Likely in the Millions, Study Finds

Researchers estimated number of fatalities caused by the disease at about four million, which would be 10 times the official count

Assuming this finding is true, there are two immediate takeaways:

  1. The Indian government has apparently been hiding the true scope of the problem. Probably won’t go well for them.
  2. China was not India’s favorite country *before* this. Can’t imagine Chinese shenanigans killing four-plus million Indians is going to be a PR victory for Winnie the Commie.
 Posted by at 3:24 pm
Jul 192021
 

The worldwreckers have done a job and a half the last year and a half. South Africa is showing the way of the future, where Antifa and their ilk gain prominence and power.

One thing that always bothered me about “preppers:” a somewhat naive belief that knowing how to farm – raise crops and animals – would mean they’d be able to farm. Be *allowed* to farm. Recent events show that farms will simply be raided. Animals will be taken and slaughtered with no regard for leaving breeding stock; seed grain will be hauled away. if the farmer survives, his equipment will be pilfered, his buildings trashed, his animals and seeds vanished or destroyed on the spot. Good luck trying to farm in a wasteland populated by hungry savages who have probably moved on to cannibalism.

 Posted by at 2:24 pm