Feb 082016
 

Russia carried out practice nuclear strike against Sweden

A Russian training exercise in 2013 featuring TU-22M’s and SU-27’s included a mock nuclear strike on Swedish targets. Because if there’s somebody the Russians need to consider nuking, it’s the Swedes.

The next decade could prove interesting for Scandinavia. After decades of being “successful” socialist welfare states, made possible by being mono-cultural small wealthy nations with no particular need to expend blood and treasure on the military or police, they are being challenged by an apparently bonkers Russia and an invasion of colonists from *massively* different cultures.

 Posted by at 8:29 pm
Jan 272016
 

A couple things:

Ukraine set to liquidate world famous aircraft manufacturer Antonov

I’m literally angry with rage! No more AN-124’s or 225’s (not that there were going to be any more of those anyway). And in unrelated news:

Denmark passes controversial bill to seize assets and valuables from refugees

On one hand, this makes sense: the refugee-colonists flooding into Denmark and nearby nations are costing those welfare states a *lot* of money, so having them pay for themselves makes sense. On the other hand… how the hell is this supposed to actually work? How do you rifle through all the colonists stuff and figure out what to pawn?

So.

The two stories are unrelated on almost every level. However, I can see a link… and a solution to some problems. Antonovs problems are due in no small part to Russias war of territorial conquest against Ukraine, with the economic damage that has resulted. As a result of that war, a good-sized chunk of Ukraine has been chopped off. So… here’s my solution: Europe accepts Ukraine as part of the EU, based on pre-war borders. Europe then sends the Syrian refugee-colonists to Ukraine, who then settles them in Crimea. Assuming that the Russian-backed paramilitary forces on the ground try to prevent the colonists driving across the border, the EU funds Antonov to crank out a bunch of new cargo planes with which to darken the Crimean skies with parachuting  colonists and their stuff.

Everybody wins!

 Posted by at 3:34 pm
Nov 242015
 

If you turn on a TV, you can’t help but notice the plethora of 80’s flashbacks. Shows like “Halt and Catch Fire” are set in the 80’s; others like “Moonbeam City” are designed to look like an 80’s art school exploded all over the screen. Cartoons like “Regular Show” and “Gravity Falls” hearken back to the 80’s with regularity. As a teen of the 80’s, this is somewhat amusing… after spending *my* childhood being inundated with 50’s and 60’s nostalgia, it’s my turn, I guess.

But come on, sometimes people take this too far. Like today, when the news breaks that NATO and Russian military forces are going at it.

Turkish F-16 fighter jets shoot down Russian warplane near Syrian border

It seems a Russian SU-24 (essentially their equivalent of the F-111) violated Turkish airspace near the Syrian border and the Turks promptly shot it down. Of the two crew, at least one is definitively dead; rumors are that both crew were shot from the ground while still in their chutes by Turkmen Syrian rebel forces.

 

Additionally, a Russian Mil-8 (possibly a rescue chopper sent to get the crew) went down on the Syrian side of the border, either due to mechanical failure or ground fire; rebels are reported to have blown up the chopper once on the ground. The video below seems to show this; a TOW missile is used to take out the grounded helicopter at some considerable distance. Trigger warning: repeated use of The Phrase That Pays after the explosion.

 Posted by at 2:26 pm
Nov 162015
 

This will go over well…

IAAF Suspends Russia From International Competitions

Competitive athletics: could I give a damn? If someone paid me to, I’m sure I could gin up some enthusiasm for a game of sportsball or whatever. But in general, watching millionaires run around playing kids games… meh. Still, the politics of sports can get entertaining. I actually used to watch the Olympics, back when it was a Titanic Struggles Against The Soviets. Looks like politics might come into sports again, now that the Russians have been booted out of things like track-and-field Olympic events because of their doping up their athletes.

Personally I think this is the wrong decision. I say: rather than booting out doped-up athletes… segregate them. Instead of holding back scientific experimentation… go with it! Divvy up, say, a marathon into *four* categories:

  1. Unaltered humans
  2. Humans on the latest pharmaceuticals
  3. Humans genetically modified
  4. Anything goes (mixes of drugs and genetics and cybernetics and magic and brainwashing and whatever)

Transhumanism *is* coming, in perhaps a whole range of ways. Might as well accept it and see what we can get. A lot of the tinkering, especially with genetics, will have problematic side effects… might as well test them out of athletes first. They will be well compensated for the risk, unlike regular schmoes who’ll get upgrades because they *need* them for medical reasons.

That would certainly make the Olympics more interesting. Not only for the pure spectacle, but because, at last, average people could watch Olympians and *honestly* think that, just maybe, *they* might be able to do that too.

 Posted by at 10:38 am
Nov 112015
 

Hmmm…

Putin TV: Russia’s Got a Dirty Bomb

A Kremlin-owned TV network broadcast footage of a meeting with Putin, with the camera looking over someone’s shoulder and getting a clear image of a page in a report detailing a design of a submarine-deployed “dirty bomb” designed to reduce American coastal cities to radioactive wastelands. Supposedly the Russian government had a conniption and censored the image from later airings.

The question is:
1) Is this what it presents itself as, with the Russians developing such a weapons system and somehow mistakenly letting it slip onto the air?
2) is it disinformation, intentionally aired in order to… what? Make people in coastal cities freak out for some reason?

The page in question:

subnuke

Apparently this is a translation:

“Ocean Multipurpose System Status-6” and “Developer—Rubin Design Bureau.” And, below that, some explanatory text and illustrations.

“Purpose—the defeat of the important economic facilities in the area of the enemy coast,” the text reads, “and causing unacceptable damage to… the country through the establishment of extensive zones of radioactive contamination, unsuitable for implementation in these areas of military, economic, business or other activity for a long time.”

The design appears to be a large torpedo with a large nuke in the nose. It appears that it’d be slung underneath the carrying sub rather than carried within it.

Whether or not this is a real project or just the usual Putinesque disinformation, it does point out an important difference between the US and Russia: the US has a *lot* of it’s industry, economy and population in coastal cities, Russia does not. This means that America is more vulnerable to attack from the sea; a cargo ship with a nuke in the hold, or a nuclear “mine” lurking offshore big enough to make a good tsunami, can trash a city… but only a coastal city.

 Posted by at 5:26 pm
Nov 112015
 

A recent online discussion on a wholly different subject went kinda sideways and ended up in the topic area of “should we threaten to nuke the ‘holy city’ of Such-and-Such world religion because a whole lot of the adherents of said religion are backwards murderous psychopaths driven to that by their crappy Surt-worshipping death cult of a religion.”

One side of the argument holds that threatening to nuke that city would be not only evil but counter-productive. We’d cheese off the rest of the Surt worshippers, the ones who today are merely “moderate” in their religious beliefs. There is validity in this point of view.

But on the other hand… there was this example from the mid 1980’s. Any Americans my age and older will no doubt remember the national shame of fellow Americans kidnapped by backwards savages in Lebanon and held for a *really* long time. What is less well remembered is that the Soviets *also* had some of their people kidnapped in the region. But unlike the Americans, the Soviet kidnappings were few and brief. And it wasn’t because the Soviets were nice to the kidnappers:

Hostages? No Problem Soviets Offer ‘How-to’ Lesson In Kidnapping

This piece, originally published in the January 15, 1986, issue of the Philadelphia Inquirer, tells of four Soviet embassy staffers in Beirut who were kidnapped in September, 1985. Demands were made that the Soviets pressure pro-Syrian forces to stop shelling pro-Iranian forces in northern Lebanon. When there was no forward progress on that, two days after the kidnapping one of the Soviet staffers was shot in the head and left in a trash dump.

Within a month, the other three kidnapped staffers were released unharmed, and no further Soviets were kidnapped. So what did the Soviets do different from the Americans?

Well, first off the KGB was unleashed. As goes the story, the KGB promptly determined that Hezbollah was responsible and located a nearby leader of that fun organization. And then located a close relative of the Hezbollah leader. And then the KGB kidnapped the relative. And castrated him, sending the severed junk to the Hezbollah leader, followed by shooting the relative through the noggin and sending the body along with the message that the KGB knew where more relatives were to be found.

Now, this sort of action is *massively* illegal. But the point is, it apparently worked.

There may be a lesson there.

 Posted by at 1:26 am
Nov 072015
 

Putin Associate Found Dead in DC Hotel

Mikhail Lesin was Russia’s Minister of Press from 1999 to 2004 and founded Russia Today, a propaganda arm of the Kremlin, and amassed the sort of fortune that public servants are generally not expected to amass legally. On Thursday he keeled over at the DuPont Circle Hotel in D.C., cause unknown (or at least unannounced). Let the speculatin’ begin! Hookers? Drugs? Polonium?

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 Posted by at 9:58 am
Aug 162015
 

A Russian tabloid has been flacking an audio recording that purports to a conversation between CIA operatives discussing bringing down the MH17 777 and blaming it on the Russians.  Give it a listen. Reportedly a lot of Russians think this is pretty convincing. But people who are well versed in English… well, I’ve heard better line-reading by talentless airheads in bikinis pretending to be quantum physicists on Syfy/Asylum movies. The main speaker sounds like someone *attempting* an American accent. Another feller can’t decide if he’s English or Australian.

Someone clearly half-assed this piece of “evidence.” A lot of people seem to think that the Russian FSB (successor to the KGB) created this in order to try to shift blame of the downing of the jetliner to the US; but it is so laughably bad that it seems more likely that:

1) The tabloid pushing it created it  – hardly a new event in the history of yellow journalism

2) The FSB actually *did* create it, but made it intentionally crappy in order to make people think the *CIA* created it in order to smear the Russians. Less likely, but maybe…

 

 Posted by at 3:09 pm
Aug 072015
 

Heh.

Ukraine crisis: Why a lack of parts has hamstrung Russia’s military

Ukraine produces the turbine engines used in many Russian tanks, helicopters, transport aircraft and ships. Oddly enough, having Russian forces attack, invade and annex Ukrainian territory has resulted in the flow of new engines and spare parts to grind to a halt.

 Posted by at 10:14 pm
Jul 262015
 

A follow-up to the earlier photo set of Burans at Baikonur left to rot: a full -scale mockup of the Energia-M launcher. The Energia-M was a planned smaller two-booster version of the four-booster Energia used to launch the Buran orbiter… and, like the Buran orbiters, it has been left in place and is slowly rusting away.

Booster Energy-M and its last home

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 Posted by at 9:45 am