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Sep 192015
 

Remember a few years ago when the nations media was spellbound at the idea of a little kid trapped in a free-floating balloon, and it turned out to be a hoax? It seems that may be the case with Ahmed Mohamed and his clock, too.

Reverse Engineering Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock… and Ourselves.

In short, that clock this kid built? It seems that he didn’t so much build it as simply remove the guts of a commercially available mid-1980’s digital clock and stick them into a hard-shell pencil box. If this analysis is accurate – and it sure appears to be – this kid didn’t “invent” a damn thing except for a media circus. Note that his father is well practiced in the art of PR, having run for President of Sudan. You have to wonder how much of this was intended as a publicity ploy for the family, or an attempt to garner some of that sweet  “oh, boo hoo, come and see the Islamophobia inherent in the system” sympathy.

The clock the kid took apart was made by Micronta, a Radio Shack subsidiary. It’s an odd looking thing, but has the advantage of being pretty simple by modern standards… the sort of thing that might *look* like a a smart kid cobbled it together. But apparently…he *didn’t.* Still, for a minimum expenditure of time and resources, he’s looking to make out like a bandit.

Ahmed Mohamed gets a new Surface Pro 3, Band, and more from Microsoft

 Posted by at 12:37 pm
Sep 182015
 

Just a few minor things (conversion to PDF & EPUB, uploading, stuff like that) and the second Pax Orionis installment will be posted. This will be “The Deadliest Catch, Part Two,” the conclusion to that particular tale. The bonus will include diagrams and data on the first generation Casaba Howitzer weapon (which has evolved substantially from when i first illustrated it for the pages of APR issue V2N2, years ago), derived from the Orion pulse unit, and a short media piece that fits in with the one included last time. I plan on posting this tomorrow (Saturday).

Patrons who are signed up *before* the story is released will automatically get the story as soon as it’s published. If you sign up *after* the story is published, you won’t automatically get it… but you won’t be charged for it, either. However, patrons may purchase “back issues” for the same price, so you can catch up without any trouble. Each tale is only a buck; with the bonus diagrams and technical discussion, only one additional buck.

If interested, check out the Pax Orionis Patron.

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 Posted by at 8:51 am
Sep 172015
 

Liquid nitrogen cocktail: Lancaster’s Oscar’s Wine Bar fined £100k

As I’m sure you can gather from the headline, a woman drank a cocktail containing liquid nitrogen, which evaporated in her stomach, overpressurizing it, bursting it, necessitating its removal and the surgical attachment of her esophagus directly to her intestines.

Describing the moment she drank the shot, Ms Scanlon told the court: “I turned to the man and asked if it was okay to drink. He said ‘Yes’.

Protip: if you have to ask if something is safe to drink… IT AIN’T.

Second protip: don’t drink cryogenic liquids. You wouldn’t think this would be a point that would have to be explained, but apparently it is.

And… then there’s this:

The prosecution said it would offer no evidence against him if he made a £20,000 contribution to the court costs prior to sentencing.

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How is that not bribery??

 Posted by at 4:21 pm
Sep 172015
 

The internet is aflame over the story of Ahmed Mohamed and his home-made clock. In short, his piece of electronics got him suspended and arrested because the school thought it was a “hoax bomb.” As would have been entirely predictable, since the kid ain’t lily white, and since he is a Muslim, the claims are going around that this is clearly a case of unwarranted Islamophobia, a result of America’s racist demonization of our peaceful Islamic brethren.

Uh-huh.

You know, there might be a case to be made here. Except… hmmm. Let’s take a look at the clock in question:

Hmm. That’s kinda… dodgy. Sure, it’s probably just the electronic bits needed to make a clock (in a not-in-the-slightest-suspicious hard-shell case). But imagine trying to take that through the airport as a carry-on. Does it look like a bomb? Well, I don’t see any explosives. But does it look like what a lot of people seem to think a bomb looks like? Well… yeah, I guess. Is it over-reaction on the part of the authorities? Almost certainly. Is it Islamophobia? Is it racism? Hmmmm…

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Now, if you can make a case that that Pop-Tart looks as much like a real gun as that briefcase-clock looks like a briefcase bomb, then *maybe* you’ll have a case that Ahmed is the victim of racism or Islamophobia, more than he’s a victim of “zero tolerance” policies. Let me know when any of these *other* kids get invited to the White House like Ahmed did.

 Posted by at 12:15 pm
Sep 172015
 

DARPA is testing articulated robot legs for helicopters. This technology will allow choppers to land on slopes and on actively pitching decks of ships.

Robotic Landing Gear Could Enable Future Helicopters to Take Off and Land Almost Anywhere

I think I can be forgiven for thinking that it wouldn’t be *too* much of a stretch for these legs to be further advanced to allow helicopters to *walk.* That would be useful for maneuvering helicopters in landing areas, of course… but it might also be useful for various military applications using drone helicopters. Imagine a small unmanned helicopter that lands in a small clearing, folds its rotors, and then walks itself under trees or into the bushes for cover. There it waits. At the appropriate time it walks back out, unstows the rotor and takes off. Or perhaps a small cargo-carrying drone chopper lands near some troops, and then walks along with them as they trudge from A to B. It flies ammo in, serves as an ammo-carrying burro, stays with them as they prepare for a mission, and then flies an injured soldier or two out after the mission is done.

 Posted by at 10:35 am
Sep 172015
 

Color me stunned:

Orion astronaut flight faces delay to 2023

Orion, NASA’s modernized Apollo capsule, is looking at a two-year delay until a manned flight. This is due to developmental issues, which can also probably be linked to funding shortfalls. Which might seem a bit odd considering that the amount spent on Orion so far is several *billion* dollars, while SpaceX’s Dragon capsule has only seen a tiny fraction of that amount. Yes, yes, Orion is meant to be capable of a more energetic entry than Dragon, but still…

 Posted by at 10:03 am
Sep 172015
 

A pilot diverted an international flight to save a dog traveling in cargo

In short: an Air Canada flight from Tel Aviv to Toronto lost power to one of the cargo bay heaters. In the cargo bay was a Simba, a French bulldog. The pilot realized that the temperature in the cargo bay would drop to below freezing, so he diverted to an emergency landing in Frankfurt.

Reportedly the other passengers were largely understanding of the (undoubtedly substantial) delay. *That* is the actually surprisingly part of the story. I would not have been shocked if at least one of the passengers had, upon hearing that his flight was being diverted for a *dog,* got likkered up, tried to storm the cockpit in protest, and wound up dropping trou and pooping on the food cart. I dunno, maybe it’s because they were Canucks…

 Posted by at 9:30 am
Sep 162015
 

On Star Trek: Voyager, the character Kes was supposed to kinda bring in the eyes of pimply adolescent boys. But the problem was… she was an alien of the Ocampa race, and was something like three years old. Dude, naw, naw, dude. So the character was written out of the show, replaced with the Borg character 7 of 9 and her amazing cybernetic implants.

It seems things haven’t gone well for Jennifer Lien, the actress who played Kes.

Star Trek: Voyager’s ‘Kes’ charged with exposing herself to children in Harriman

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Eeeeep.

Given that a case can be made that the elimination of the character Kes from Voyager led to Barack Obama being elected President, I guess the sense of guilt must’ve been overwhelming

 

 Posted by at 7:20 pm
Sep 162015
 

Best headline I read today:

The Latest Stephen King Book To Become A Fatally Disappointing TV Show Is…

It’s early days, no word on what network or streaming service will carry “The Mist.”

If the series follows the movie, and if it has a good effects budget, and if it’s done *well,* it could be an intriguing show. Something, never well described, goes wrong at a secretive military base, and as a result a dense mist begins to spread out. The mist is filled with Lovecraftian monsters, *apparently* brought to our world through some handwavy dimensional rift thingymabobbery. People are trapped and have to flee & fight the critters. People who are unarmed are generally pretty well boned.

In the movie (and IIRC the short story it was based on) the monsters are just animals. Scary animals with terrifying tentacles and claws and venom and such, but still just animals. But here the show might benefit from having something rather worse. Perhaps the Mysterious Military Screwup What Done Brung This On could have been inspired/sabotaged/engineered by a mastermind from the other side. Never named, but that’s the sort of thing Nyarlathotep would have gotten behind…

 Posted by at 4:47 pm