Some recent camera-phone photos…
Aug 152016
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Aug 142016
Billy West has been reading quotes and tweets from Donald Trump in the voice of his “Futurama” character Zapp Brannigan. And… it works. it really, really works.
So, that’s what the election has come down to: a choice between Zapp Brannigan and Mom.
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Aug 122016
Because why not, I saw Sausage Party today. It was loaded to the gills with profanity (honestly I doubt I’ve ever experienced that many F-bombs in a movie before). It was filled with racial stereotypes (a Woody-Allenish Jewish bagel and an angry Arab… something, I don’t know what it was, but it had a great big hooked nose; Salma Hayek plays a Hispanic lesbian taco; Chinese food with the requisite accent; “illegal” Spanish food; etc.). It was filled with scenes of violence, death and drug use. And sex. Lots of sex. Lots of offensive, disturbing sex between food products.
And I haven’t laughed that much in a *long* time. In fact, the whole theater laughed their butts off.
There’s not a whole lot to say about the plot or character development; it’s just the most bizarro F-ed up thing I’ve seen in a good long while. Has some interesting things to say about blind faith (the anthropomorphized food items in the grocery store are convinced that the humans who come in and select them are “gods” taking them to paradise; a wee bit of distress arises when they discover that they are actually being massacred).
I noted when the movie started that this is a Sony movie… like Ghostbusters. I don’t imagine that Sausage Party will wind up making all that much money; it’s just too bizarre, offensive and R-rated. But: according to IMDB, the budget for Sausage Party was a measly $19 million, about 13% of Ghostbusters $144 million. I would be willing to bet that Sausage Party will end up making far more of a profit for Sony than Ghostbusters.
Aug 122016
I doubt too many haven’t seen this yet, but here’s the new Star Wars: Rogue One trailer:
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Starting in the 1970s and running through much of the 1980’s, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory ran numerous studies of Thousand Astronomical Unit (TAU) spacecraft. These were somewhat akin to Voyager class probes, but with important differences. instead of small RTGs for power, they would use SP-100 class fission reactors, mounted many dozens of meters away at the end of long booms. Located at the center of mass of the system would be a bank of ion engines; the nuclear electric propulsion system would operate for *years* to boost these craft to extremely high speeds. Still, it would take decades for them to travel 1,000 AU from the Sun, many times further than Pluto. There, large optical telescopes would take parallax measurements on distant stars; by positioning numerous TAU craft in every direction, the measurement baseline would be vast, and precise distance fixes could be made for stars on the other side of the galaxy.
A number of TAU designs were examined, but the one shown here in JPL art seems to be pretty representative. These probes would have to be engineered with a high degree of both reliability and autonomy as their main observation missions would only begin something like 50 years after launch. Diagrams of a different design and more information were presented in US Spacecraft Projects #3.
Aug 112016
And here’s a list of ’em:
All Upcoming Movie Remakes/ Reboots (2016 – 2020)
All Quiet on the Western Front, A Star is Born, Pet Semetary, Point Break, The Crow, An American Werewolf in London, Barbarella, Dirty Dancing, Death note, Drop Dead Fred, Fletch Won, Starship Troopers, The Neverending Story, The Seven Samurai, Wargames, Time Bandits, Akira, American Psycho, the Birds, Commando, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Death Wish, Escape from New York, Heavy Metal, Highlander, House Party, Little Shop of Horrors, My Fair Lady, Romancing the Stone, Scarface, Short Circuit, The Bodyguard, the Phantom Tollbooth, The Wild Bunch, Flight of the Navigator, Videodrome, Jumanji, Weird Science, The Toxic Avenger, Van Helsing, Expendabelles, All of Me, A prophet, Untitled Big Man Japan Remake, The Black hole, Bloodsport, Daredevil, Flatliners, Jacobs Ladder, Logans Run, Mortal Kombat, Police Academy, Rebecca, Suspiria, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Timecrimes, Timecop, Tomb Raider, Young Sherlock Holmes, Overboard, Cliffhanger, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Voltron, The Thin Man, Perry Mason, Angel Heart, Battle Royale, Chopping Mall, the Cineplex, Day of the Dead, Firestarter, Ghost Graduation, Hellraiser, The Mummy, Private Benjamin, Spawn, I Am Legend, Ben Hur, Friday the 13th, Leatherface, the Magnificent Seven, The Thomas Crown Affair, Beauty and the Beast, A Nightmare on Elm Street, the Craft, Alien Nation, Big Trouble in Little China, the Blob, Blue Thunder, Cabin Fever, Charlie’s Angels, Clue, Dungeons & Dragons, The Entity, Explorers, Fantastic Voyage, Flash Gordon, the Fugitive, Ghost in the Shell, Going in Style, The Grudge, Headhunters, The Howling, I Know What you Did Last Summer, the Invisible Man, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Manhunt, the Man who Shot Liberty Valence, Masters of the Universe, Memento, Mulan, Murder on the Orient Express, Nosferatu, The Naked Gun, Ocean’s Ocho, Power Rangers, Red Sonja, Retribution, Road House, Shaft, She’s All That, Sister Act, Sleepless, Stargate, Strangers, The Sword in the Stone, The Wolfman, Z.
Now, whoever said Hollywood doesn’t have new ideas…
Aug 102016
‘Ghostbusters’ Heading for $70M-Plus Loss, Sequel Unlikely
Well, not completely accepting reality:
“We’re very proud of the bold movie Paul Feig made, which critics and audiences loved,” a studio rep tells THR. “It has enlivened a 30-year-old brand and put it into the modern zeitgeist. As a result, we have many ideas in the works to further exploit the Ghostbusters universe.”
Audiences didn’t love Ghostbusters to any real degree. The brand hasn’t really been enlivened, and “further exploiting the Ghostbusters universe” is pretty much about half the reason why fans of the original didn’t like the remake. The other half being that the remake just wasn’t very good.
The article says that an animated movie is a possibility for 2019 and an animated TV show in 2018. These are being helmed by Ivan Reitman, who helmed the original Ghostbusters and who was shut out of GB’16.
Now, here’s my idea for a new Ghostbusters movie: It stars the main cast of GB’16, but Kristin Wiig’s character starts off the movie with flashbacks to GB’16… and then wakes up. GB’16 was all a nightmare. But she and her pals are all, in fact, Ghostbusters… just working out of, say, San Francisco, as part of the larger Ghostbusters, Inc. franchise that is still being run out of NYC by Venkman and Stanz. The women are still the same characters, just not written by Adam Sandler; wit, rather than fart jokes. Put Reitman back in charge. Use writers and directors who aren’t Paul Feig. And limited the budget to, say, $80 million. Get rid of the obnoxious CGI. Use practical effects. Talk to the “Deadpool” people.
Whatever the storyline for the San Fran Ghostbusters is, at the end have them file a report (maybe via Skype, whatever) with the home office. This involves cameos by Annie Potts and Dan Akroyd. The SFGB’s tell their tale… and the head office responds with “yeah, we’re getting a lot of that.” This opens it up for Ghostbusters: Paris (starring whoever the hell is popular in French comedy these days) and Ghostbusters: Tokyo and GB: Moscow and GB: Peoria and GB: Mumbai. Film them all with local actors and talent and whatnot, but with oversight from central producers assuring a consistency of look and a link of storylines. Heck, film them all in the local *language.* And then… have an Avengers-style crossover movies with all the different GB’s.
Aug 102016
Seagate Introduces 10GB/s PCIe SSD And 60TB SAS SSD
Seagate has brought out another SSD tech demo with eye-catching specifications. The unnamed SAS SSD packs 60TB of 3D TLC into a 3.5″ drive.
A sixty terabyte drive is a *lot* of data. I think we’re finally getting to the era where data storage capacity will comfortably exceed data storage needs for most applications. 4K ultra-high def movies are something like 100 gigabytes… this means the 60 TB drive could store about 600 movies, maybe 1200 hours in UHD. Maybe something like 5 times as many Blu-Ray quality movies/hours.