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Jul 102017
 

There are those who have weighed the pros and cons of raising the minimum wage to $15/hour and have decided that it would be a great idea.

Are you socially awkward? Do you hate human interaction? Now there’s hope, Fight for 15. Raising the minimum wage would speed up the robot takeover.

 Posted by at 4:55 pm
Jul 092017
 

Huh.

Google Home Breaks Up Domestic Dispute By Calling the Police

In short: a boyfriend and a  girlfriend were having a fight; the boyfriend asked “did you call the sheriffs,” which the Google Home device overheard and interpreted as a command to “call the sheriffs.” the fight was overheard by the sheriffs, who proceeded to send in the SWAT team (anybody else remember when SWAT was used to go after terrorists?).

Ta-daaaaa…

 Posted by at 2:47 pm
Jul 082017
 

Huh.

Book-loving family in China slowly poisoned by their home library

In short: apparently the family was constantly ill, so they had the air in their home tested. It was found that they were being poisoned by formaldehyde coming off their large collection of books.

I have two questions:

  1. Do books really have that much formaldehyde in them?
  2. Couldn’t they just, I dunno, open a window or something?

 

 Posted by at 11:50 pm
Jul 082017
 

Lots of people are really looking forward to the day when they can be uploaded. The idea with a lot of folks is that a sufficiently advanced system should allow a complete emulation of not only the individual, but a bajillion other people as well as a good fraction of the universe. Thus the uploaded person would be able to live essentially forever in digital bliss. Right? Unless…

 Posted by at 5:19 pm
Jul 082017
 

No matter how mind-snappingly stupid an idea or a movement is, no matter how objectively and *obviously* flawed its basic premise is… there will be people who cling to it forever. Observe:

These Coloradans say Earth is flat. And gravity’s a hoax. Now, they’re being persecuted.

The Flat Earth movement is growing in Colorado, thanks to technology and skepticism about science

Oy.

There’s no point in me rehashing the history and ideas behind the flat Earthers, we’ve heard it all before and it remains an infuriatingly awful conspiracy theory. What’s of interest is that as scientific data proving the non-flat nature of the Earth continues to pile up, more people seem to be signing on. Why?  Well… I think one quote from the article nails the cause:

“They want you to think you’re insignificant, a speck on the earth, a cosmic mistake,” Sargent says. “The flat earth says you are special, we are special, there is a creator, this isn’t some accident.”

Here’s the thing: you *ARE* insignificant. And I don’t even mean on the cosmic scale. Take *any* random human, from you, dear blog reader, to your most cherished loved one, your workplace nemesis, your best friend, your neighbor, whoever. Now, assume that that human has a perfectly normal heart attack and dies tomorrow. Will people care? Sure, probably. But how many? For virtually all the seven billion+ people, that one persons passing will be completely un-noticed. It would be surprising if the news goes beyond an obituary in the back of the local paper. And in a hundred years, that perfectly average human will have been *entirely* forgotten by living humans, remembered solely by unread words on a stone in a cemetery and in unread old databases.

Yeah, you’re insignificant. You’re a speck on the Earth, a cosmic mistake.

But you’re one insignificant speck among seven billion others. If you work at it, aren’t a jerk and behave rationally and intelligently, you might help be a part of turning this mess of specks into something meaningful on a cosmic scale. *YOU* won’t live to see it, but so what? If you live well, you might enjoy your brief life and have some satisfaction that you did something useful.

Or… you could decide to live delusionally and just decide that you are more important than you really are. It might make you feel special to think that the universe was set up just for your piddly ass, but it won’t mean that you really are special. In the end, you will not only die and be forgotten, like everyone else, you will play no useful or meaningful role in advancing mankind.

Oh, and headline writer? Being mocked is not “persecution.”

 Posted by at 3:46 pm