Apr 302010

Sometimes I cannot tell the difference between satire and simple crazy. I suspect that this is a case of the latter, but I could be wrong.


US Orders Blackout Over North Korean Torpedoing Of Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig

A grim report circulating in the Kremlin today written by Russia’s Northern Fleet is reporting that the United States has ordered a complete media blackout over North Korea’s torpedoing of the giant Deepwater Horizon oil platform owned by the World’s largest offshore drilling contractor Transocean that was built and financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co. Ltd., that has caused great loss of life, untold billions in economic damage to the South Korean economy, and an environmental catastrophe to the United States. …

 On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine manned by these “suicidal” 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2 incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48 hours later, on April 22nd , this North Korean Mini Submarine committed its final atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink beneath the seas and marking 2010’s celebration of Earth Day with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World has ever seen. …

Russian Navy atomic experts in these reports state that should Obama choose the “nuclear option” the most viable weapon at his disposal is the United States B83 (Mk-83) strategic thermonuclear bomb having a variable yield (Low Kiloton Range to 1,200 Kilotons) which with its 12 foot length and 18 inch diameter, and weighing just over 2,400 pounds, is readily able to be deployed and detonated by a remote controlled mini-sub.


 Posted by at 5:45 pm
  • Pat Flannery

    All your oil platforms are belong to us.

    Lil’ Kim

  • 2Hotel9

    Torpedo? Or ASROC? How would a torpedo explode on a platform deck over 100 feet above the water? As for nuking DPRK, why would you use a mini-sub? Tomahawk’s are much more effective. Catch Lil’kim and his government sitting around the table and vaporize them. No muss, no fuss.

  • LOL….

    You said incendiary torpedo…..


    Wow…it’s just as funny the second time around.

  • Randy Campbell

    Incindeary torpedo’s? That were launched by a “sniper-corp” shooter from a mini-sub? That exploded on the upper deck of the rig? (IIRC that is where the initital explosion was??) A North Korean “mini-sub” in the Gulf of Mexico? Those damn things have some endurance don’t they? I like the comment on the “nuclear-option” but I wonder if the writer has actually been paying attention to little things like the SHIFT in policy that now says we might not even use nuclear weapons on someone who uses one against us! (Paraphrased actually since we still retain the “option” for total massive retaliation against someone who outright starts a nuclear, biological, or chemical war with us. But short of that we are saying we’ve regulated a “nuclear” option to a seriously last-resort measure.)

    Judging from the site I gather (havent’ finished the whole article on the site) this is just another sign of the coming “end-times?”