Feb 202010
 

NASA plans more outreach to Muslim countries

WASHINGTON – NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden said Tuesday that President Barack Obama has asked him to “find ways to reach out to dominantly Muslim countries” as the White House pushes the space agency to become a tool of international diplomacy.

“In addition to the nations that most of you usually hear about when you think about the International Space Station, we now have expanded our efforts to reach out to non-traditional partners,” said Bolden, speaking to a lecture hall of young engineering students.

Here, let me say that again:

White House pushes the space agency to become a tool of international diplomacy.

Gah. What’s this jackholes legacy going to be? An absolutely enormous, gigantic government, and a space program that is no longer a tool for advancing America’s interests, but instead a feel-good bit of uselessness hidden somewhere in the budget.

But hey, at least we’re going to help the Muslim countries with their space programs, so that’s a good thing, right?

 Posted by at 8:56 am

  4 Responses to “Obama Administration to destroy NASA”

  1. Muslims in space? Never happen. Why? Because the can’t put the prayer rug on the ground in zero-g, and because they can’t face Mecca during the entire prayer.

  2. I say we start with Iran. Have to “reach out with the hand of understanding” you know? Am I the only one thinking that if he were gone today it’d still wouldn’t be soon enough?

  3. Holt,

    They solved that problem already. Google ite.

  4. Eh, I’d let the Turks put a crescent sticker on the side of a rocket for a few million.

    Giving freebie joy rides to Saudi princes was more of a St. Ronald thing.

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