Jan 302010

The lolcat Bible Translation Project

Genesis 1

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.


Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs

 Posted by at 12:14 pm
  • Mike the Religious


  • Mike the Neglectfully Internetted

    Pardon my ignorance, but what’s the origin of the dialect? It sounds faintly like something we’d hear from one of the ethnic characters of the old “Our Gang” series. Why was the speech pattern, whatever its origin, associated with lolcats?

    (I have a full foot of snow on the ground around here, my Other Half is at home with me and has been talking with her sister on the phone all day, and I’m really, really bored. That means I start thinking about stuff like this.)

  • admin

    > Pardon my ignorance, but what’s the origin of the dialect?

    Teh intarwebs. Noob!

  • 2Hotel9

    Yea, it started with people who could not type, and just grow from there! Now it encompasses all manner of un-education, lack of and incorrect punctuation, non-existent sentence structure, total lack of ability to spell(or use spellcheck!), and the brick that broke the camel’s back, text-ing. All have combined into a new non-language which must be beaten out of young people’s heads before they can become useful, productive citizen. Or even work at teh McC’s!!

  • 2Hotel9

    Sorry, that should be McDs. See? Just thinking about the destruction of human language and communicative abilities has me all screwed up.