Mar 062021
 

I can’t even.

“Star Wars: The High Republic” is shaping up to be the idiotic trainwreck that it could be foreseen to be from the get-go. A new character is literally a rock named Geode. Why? I can only guess. But one obvious possibility is that geode here won’t have any personal pronouns, can’t be nailed down to having any race or gender… the perfect character for modern Disney Star Wars. Geode, by the way, is a navigator. On a vessel named The Vessel. THE VESSEL.

They’re not even *trying.*

And by the way:

New Star Wars: The High Republic Villain Name Translates To “Boys” In Icelandic

So according to Disney Star Wars, the ultimate threat to the Jedi are boys. The Force Is Female indeed.

 Posted by at 2:03 pm