I Teach At Oxford, But I Don’t Want It To Win The Coronavirus Vaccine Race

Where the woke teacher decides that she’d prefer it if the development of a vaccine to a pandemic (and presumably *every* subsequent pandemic) was delayed because:

If my university is the first to develop the vaccine, I’m worried that it will be used as it has been in the past, to fulfil its political, patriotic function as proof of British excellence.

Because Goddess Forbid that Oxford be used to show the Britain might be somehow special.

Now, you may ask “what vitally important STEM field does this mastermind, this TITAN of intellectualism, teach?” Prepare to be shocked to your very core:

Dr Emily Cousens researches vulnerability and gender at Oxford Brookes university and teaches on the women’s studies masters course at University of Oxford.

A “masters course” on women’s studies. Yeah.