Feb 282020
 

The BBC uses the funds they extort from the British populace through the unjustifiable “TV license fee” to produce this sort of hilariously insane twaddle:

Where some ill defined… well, let’s say “person,” drones on and on about the difficulties in getting a haircut when you decide to be a weirdo. My concern over the difficulty of your fashion choices is *always* going to be minimal, but when you present yourself with large radial bearings plunged through your earlobes, my concern drops approximately to zero. And when your ulcerate over a *haircut,* the sort of thing that can be dealt with by, oh, I dunno, how about not getting one, then… yeah, bugger off, buddy.

As for the cost differential between “mens” haircuts and “womens” haircuts, you wouldn’t think that it would need to be pointed out that there tends to be a whole lot more resources and effort expended on women than men in this regard… but here we are. Most men are satisfies spending approximately two to five minutes in a barber chair, getting no more than a trim. Women seem to like not only a more involved trimming process but also the careful application of various stinkprettys, all of which take time and presumably some sort of skill.

So, strange BBC spokesentity, if the process of getting your weird haircut is too traumatic, just get a buzz cut. Or just tell the barber “trim a little off the top” and stop wasting your damn time and effort on something as fundamentally useless as the fashionability of your hair. After all: fashion and whatnot evolved as a way to attract the opposite sex so you could reproduce. And that doesn’t really seem to be in the cards, now, does it.

 

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