Jan 052018
 

“The Sun,” a Britainlandistani newspaper of some kind, has an up-to-the-microsecond article with the exciting news of the “Janet” airliners that fly from Las Vegas to Area 51.

US government has a top-secret airline that flies directly to mysterious military base Area 51

Gosh, that bit of news hasn’t been publicly known since, what, the 1980’s? At least this article comes complete with NSFW photos on the right side…

 Posted by at 5:00 pm
  • Robbie

    And we know the airline is just a facade, the employees actually get to Area 51 with the Top Secret alien teleporter.