Take a wild guess.

The Coat of Arms Said ‘Integrity.’ Now It Says ‘Trump.’

In short, the Brits issues a “coat of arms” to a family decades ago, then Trumps company Culturally Appropriated it.

Lame.

Especially lame: that Trump, an American, felt the need for a “coat of arms” or gave a damn about heraldry. Such things are not only anachronisms, they are about as non-American as you can get, ranking up there with reverence for (rather than a sneering disdain for) royalty or a fascination with ones distant ancestry.

Bah.