Telegraph pole? Who the hell still uses the telegraph?

Airlander 10, the world’s largest aircraft, crashes into telegraph pole on test flight

Looks like they crashed the *cockpit* into the telegraph pole. All kinds of possible reasons why that might have happened, but one part of an aircraft you really don’t want trashed in flight is the cockpit.

UPDATE: that headline? She is wrong. The Airlander 10 didn’t hit a telegraph pole… it hit the friggen *Earth.*

Go home, blimp. You’re drunk.