Jul 042016
 

Generally, a knife is one of the most astoundingly useful tools you can own. But this knife, the “Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Knife,” has traded general utility for being useful for one thing: stabbing things.

stabbitty-stab-stab

There are several variants of the knife available, different sizes and materials. And the prices are… kinda high.  Is it a quality knife, worth the price? I dunno.

 

Guess what, though: some people don’t like it, and don’t want you to have it. In all probability this is because they are honestly weenies who live in fear, but there is always the possibility of some deeper conspiracy: the knife makers made a knife specifically design to enrage the trigglodytes, *and*they hired some of the triggly mouthpieces to rail against it. What better way to gin up sales?

What’s the Point of a Dagger Clearly Designed for Killing?

Perhaps I live in a different la-la land, but this doesn’t make any sense to me or anyone else at Gizmodo. So please someone explain. Or let’s get over with it and make this stupid thing illegal.

” I don’t want this. Therefore it should be illegal.” The plaintive cry of the totalitarian.

Some versions on Amazon, should you want to spend a bucket of money on something you probably won’t get a whole lot of direct use out of, but might enjoy if for no other reason than to scare the trigglies:

Microtech MT105-1TAM Mini Jagdkommando Tri-Blade Knife

Micro Tech Knives 1051GR Jagdkommando Fixed Blade Knife with OD Green Finish Waffle Design Aluminum Hollow Handles

Microtech MT105-7TIM Mini Jagdkommando Titanium Tri-Blade Knife

Microtech Jagdkommando Knife, Titanium, 12 5/8in.

 

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